Escape to Paradise: El Cielito Hotel, Sta. Rosa, Laguna
Escape to Paradise: El Cielito Hotel – My Chaotic (and Often Wonderful) Laguna Getaway
Okay, so picture this: me, desperately needing a break, staring blankly at a screen filled with hotel options. My criteria? Somewhere relatively close to Manila (traffic is a beast, people!), preferably with a pool (essential for a stressed-out soul), and, crucially, not overrun with crowds. El Cielito Hotel in Sta. Rosa, Laguna, popped up, promising "paradise." Now, I'm a cynical travel writer, so "paradise" is a BIG claim. But, armed with my cynicism and a suitcase full of hope (and way too many clothes), I decided to dive in.
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Arrival and Accessibility – Or, the Case of the Slightly Confusing Ramp
First impressions? Decently straightforward. Driving into the property, the hotel itself (Car park [on-site], Car park [free of charge], Valet parking) felt…well, clean. I'm a meticulous, slightly germophobic traveler, so I was immediately checking out the layout for CCTV in common areas and CCTV outside property, which, I'm glad, were present. The Front desk [24-hour] was a pleasant sight after the drive. Checking in was a breeze – Contactless check-in/out is a HUGE plus in these times.
Now, about Accessibility. El Cielito claims to be accessible. They do have an Elevator, which is essential. And there are Facilities for disabled guests, which is great in theory. BUT, (and there's always a but, isn't there?) I noticed a slight issue with a ramp leading to the main entrance. It felt a little…steep. I'm not in a wheelchair, but I could see it posing a challenge for some. More work needed there, El Cielito, more work!
Rooms - My Sanctuary, or the Slightly Saggy Sofa Saga?
Getting to my room was a pleasant surprise. The corridors were clean, which is a huge plus! My room (Non-smoking, thankfully) was spacious and comfortable. Air conditioning – bless. Blackout curtains? YES! My sleep schedule is a mess, and those things are a lifesaver.
The Bed itself was comfortable, with crisp Linens. And the Free bottled water was a nice touch. I had an Interconnecting room(s) available, which means families, or guests traveling as a group can book connecting rooms, but I stayed solo.
But here's where things got slightly…less perfect. The Sofa, while present, felt a little saggy. And the Bathroom – while fully equipped (Shower, Bathtub, Toiletries) – was a bit…dated. There was even a Bathroom phone! (Who actually uses those?) The shower pressure was good, though, which is always a win.
Internet Woes and Wi-Fi Wonders (Or, the Battle for Bandwidth)
Okay, let's talk about the internet. This is crucial for any modern traveler. The hotel provides the following Internet:, Internet [LAN], Internet services, Wi-Fi in public areas, Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!
The Wi-Fi [free] in my room was, at times, a frustrating adventure. It wasn't always the most reliable. I did manage to maintain some semblance of sanity, but I also have to say that finding out that El Cielito Hotel has Internet access – wireless and Internet access – LAN makes me wish I asked for assistance from the staff on how to connect to these, as I could have probably benefited from the connection better. You'd get a lot of dropouts, and then you'd have a strong connection. The staff, however, were very responsive when I called, and were always ready to assist in my issues.
Dining Delights and Culinary Quirks
Food! My favorite topic. El Cielito has several Restaurants, a Coffee shop, and a Snack bar, A la carte in restaurant, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Desserts in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Salad in restaurant, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant. As a buffet lover, I found the Buffet in restaurant okay, with a decent selection. I love Asian food so much though!
One morning, however, I craved something a little different. My room had Breakfast in room service available. So I called and just went with the default of a bacon and egg breakfast with coffee. I have to say, I wasn't expecting much but it was actually quite good. The bacon was crispy, the eggs were perfectly cooked, and the coffee was strong enough to wake the dead.
Poolside Bliss and Spa Shenanigans
Ah, the pool. This was the highlight of my stay. The Swimming pool [outdoor], Pool with view was crystal clear, and the surrounding lounging area was well-maintained. I spent a good portion of my days here, blissfully soaking in the sun and pretending I had no responsibilities. Heaven.
The Spa? Now that was an experience. El Cielito offers a Spa, Sauna, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Massage. I opted for a Massage and, honestly, it was divine. The therapist was skilled, and the ambiance was relaxing. I swear, I almost fell asleep. Almost. Cleanliness and Safety – The COVID-19 Conscious Traveler's Perspective
El Cielito takes cleanliness and safety seriously, which, in my book, is essential. They have Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer. They were absolutely spot-on with the Physical distancing of at least 1 meter rule. It was comforting to know that the staff were trained in Staff trained in safety protocol. The restaurants had a Safe dining setup and they had included Sanitized kitchen and tableware items and alsoIndividually-wrapped food options.
The staff were wearing masks and the whole place just felt…safe. I even heard them using Professional-grade sanitizing services on some rooms. So, kudos to El Cielito.
Things to Do, Things to See, and General Shenanigans
Beyond the pool and spa, El Cielito offers a few other distractions. There's a Fitness center, Gym/fitness (I, uh, didn't go, but it looked well-equipped), and other Things to do. They can help with Food delivery, if you're too lazy to drag yourself to the restaurant. They also offer basic Services and conveniences, like Laundry service, and Ironing service. There's also a Gift/souvenir shop.
They had Meeting/banquet facilities – I could see how this would be great for business meetings or events. They can also host Outdoor venue for special events and the place is surrounded by very nice trees and nature.
The Verdict: Paradise Found (with a Few Weird Corners)
So, is El Cielito Hotel paradise? Well, not perfect paradise. There were a few imperfections – the slightly saggy sofa, the slightly spotty Wi-Fi.
But overall? Yes, I'd say it's pretty darn close. The pool alone is worth the trip. The staff is friendly and helpful, and the cleanliness standards are impeccable. The Couple's room is something I'd try for my next visit.
Would I go back? Absolutely. Especially if I had the chance to try other Ways to relax, Safe dining setup, Room sanitization opt-out available. El Cielito Hotel provided the escape I desperately needed. It's a place where you can unwind, recharge, and, yes, even escape to your own little slice of paradise.
Final Thoughts
- Pro: The pool! The cleanliness! The staff! The Babysitting service for the kids! The Kids facilities available!
- Con: The Wi-Fi, the slightly dated rooms.
- Overall Rating: 4 out of 5 stars. I might have to stay longer the next time I go!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're hitting the road… or, well, the pool, actually. My "Itinerary" for El Cielito Hotel in Santa Rosa, Laguna? Let's call it… a suggestion with a side of chaos. And trust me, knowing me, chaos is practically guaranteed.
Day 1: Arrival, Anticipation, and the Quest for WIFI (and Sanity)
1:00 PM: The Great Escape (from Manila!)
- Okay, so it started at 1 PM. But really, you know how this goes. "Leaving Manila at 1" usually translates to "finally escaping Manila's traffic hell at 2:30, desperately clutching my phone hoping I get some signal." Seriously, the drive itself is an experience. You're practically playing bumper cars with jeepneys and buses, and the air conditioning? Let's just say it was more of a gentle suggestion than actual climate control.
3:00 PM - 4:00: Check-in, and the Dreaded WIFI Search:
- Finally, we ARRIVED. The hotel looked promising, a nice, old-school vibe. But the first thing that always hits you is… the WIFI. And my god, this is where my blood pressure went up. I needed to check emails, update my socials, maybe even pretend to be productive. The front desk lady, bless her heart, gave me the password. Let's just say the strength of signal was comparable to a snail's pace, or one of my exes.
4:00-6:00 PM: The Poolside Debacle and Sunburn Tango:
- The pool! Yes! Finally, relaxation. I envisioned myself, a graceful mermaid, gliding through the cool water. Reality? More like a clumsy walrus. First, I forgot my sunscreen. Then, I tried to be fancy and do a cannonball. Let's just say the splash radius nearly drowned a small child, and my dignity took a serious hit. The sunburn? It’s starting to sting. Ugh. Gotta remember that next time.
6:00 - 7:00 PM: Dinner and the "I'm Starving" Syndrome:
- Dinner at the hotel restaurant. The menu was a little…meh. Okay, I’m being nice. It was overpriced and underwhelming. But it’s the only restaurant. A plate of pasta, with a side of disappointment. I probably should have ordered the simple grilled chicken.
7:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Hotel Room Ambush.
- The room was ok, if you're into the kind of place where you could be in a horror film. Not a bad thing, but just giving the impression that you're here visiting a hotel and not a resort. It's fine, but it's just… unremarkable. And I’m not sure if I’m going to be able to sleep after this.
8:00 - 10:00 PM: The "Attempt to Sleep" and the Mosquito Armada:
- My attempt to sleep was quickly thwarted by the local mosquito population. Turns out, they love my blood. I slapped, I swatted, I pleaded with the heavens, but those little vampires were relentless. Sleep? What sleep? I'm now questioning my entire life choices. I might as well grab a drink at the bar.
Day 2: The Pool, the Regrets, and the Reckoning
- 8:00 AM: The Morning After, and the Sunscreen Revelation:
- Woke up with a sunburn, feeling like a tomato, and the memory of those damn mosquitoes. I went out to the front desk and bought a huge gallon of sunscreen and applied it.
- 9:00 - 12:00 PM: The Second Pool Debacle (Round 2)
- Back to the pool because…what else is there to do? This time, armed with sunblock, a giant hat, and a healthy dose of cynicism. I actually managed to float for a while, which was a win. Then a kids' pool party came to life. The noise was incessant, the splashing was relentless, and I felt like I was being hunted by water-loving toddlers.
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch with a Side of Existential Dread:
- Back to that same restaurant. I decided to try the "Chicken Inasal." Turns out it was okay. Still overpriced. Still underwhelming. I sat there, contemplating the universe, the mosquito situation, and whether I should just drive back to Manila.
- 1:00-3:00 PM: The Spa That Should Have Been:
- They have a spa…supposedly. I booked a massage to see if I could ease the tension. It was closed. Apparently, they didn't have a masseuse. I was told to come back the next day. The next day? I'm leaving tomorrow. This is not going well.
- 3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: The Hotel Hunt:
- Okay, enough is enough. I need some fresh air. Let's go explore the town of Santa Rosa! What else is there? What am I missing? Maybe there's some hidden cafes. There were some interesting stores, but nothing that was drawing me in. I was starting to question my own choice of hotel. But, hey, the town was okay.
- 5:00 PM - 7:00 PM: The Great Escape (Round 2)
- Dinner and all the thoughts about my travel plans. My only option was to go back to the hotel, or get some food and go to Manila. I was definitely going to go back.
- 7:00 PM - 10:00 PM: Packing and Preparing for War:
- Back to the room to be greeted by the mosquito army. I used every weapon at my disposal. I made a plan, I went strategic. I covered myself in mosquito repellant. I prepared for war.
- 10:00 - 12 AM: The Sleep Struggle
- I fell asleep. And I woke up. And the mosquitoes…well, they were hungry.
Day 3: Saying Goodbye to the Mosquito Party
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast and the Final Goodbye
- I just wanted to go home. I took whatever breakfast they offered. All I wanted was out of this city.
- 9:00 AM: Packing and out of the hotel
- I packed up my stuff, said a silent prayer, and left the hotel.
- 10:00 AM: The Traffic Hell
- The road back to Manila was a mess. But, hey, at least I had the sun.
Final Thoughts:
El Cielito Hotel…it wasn’t a disaster. It wasn’t a triumph. It was…an experience. A messy, imperfect, slightly mosquito-infested experience. Would I recommend it? Maybe. If you're looking for "authenticity" and don't mind a few bumps along the way, then by all means, go for it. Just bring your own WIFI, a hazmat suit, and a truckload of bug spray. And maybe a sense of humor. You'll definitely need that.
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