Lincoln City's BEST Oceanfront Getaway: Coho Lodge Awaits!
Coho Lodge: Where the Ocean Roars, and So Might Your Stomach (and Maybe Your Heart) - A Review That's Actually Real
Okay, folks, let's talk Coho Lodge. This isn't your slick, sterile, corporate review. This is the messy, real-world truth, seasoned with a dash of salty air and a whole lotta opinion (mine!). I've just emerged from a stay at what they boldly call "Lincoln City's BEST Oceanfront Getaway." Let's see if it lives up to the hype, shall we? Buckle up; it's a long one.
First Impressions & Accessibility (or the Lack Thereof, Initially):
Driving up, the Coho Lodge is…well, it's there. The ocean views are truly breathtaking, no sugarcoating needed. You're right on the beach. That’s a HUGE win. But hold on a second… accessibility. The ramp leading to the lobby was a bit steep, so I’m not sure what to expect from accessibility for someone in a wheelchair. However, I'm a fairly able-bodied gal. The exterior design is classic Oregon coast – wood tones, nothing too fancy, which I appreciate. The lobby itself? Clean, and well-lit. A decent start.
Internet, Oh Internet! (and the Madness of Modern Life):
Right away, I needed wifi. I'm a digital nomad on a break, and even on vacation, I can’t completely unplug. Free wifi in all rooms, they promise. And they deliver. It was… reliable. Not blazing-fast, mind you, but functional. I did a Zoom call without the entire thing freezing. That counts as a miracle in my book. They also boast Internet [LAN], in case you're a LAN kinda person. Didn't touch it, but good to know it's there. My only gripe? I would have loved a more secure VPN option. However, I was able to access the internet perfectly fine.
Rooms: A Mix of Comfort & Quirks:
My room? Clean. Very, very clean. They’re clearly on top of the cleanliness game, which I appreciate (more on this later). My room had a window that opens! This is a crucial box checked in my book. Let in all that fresh ocean air. The blackout curtains are a godsend. The bed? Oh, the bed. Seriously, a cloud. Extra long bed – fantastic for someone like me. I'm a tall gal, and this was my kind of situation. Little things made it feel cozy; I’m talking about the bathrobes, slippers, and complimentary tea. A mini-fridge, decent TV (satellite/cable channels), and a desk for all that necessary (and often unwanted) work.
The whole room, although not huge, made the most of its space. But…here's the thing, and I’m being brutally honest: the decor felt a little dated. Like, “Grandma's coastal cottage” dated, not "hip, modern beach vibe." The carpet had seen better days. And the bathroom? Functional, but that showerhead… low water pressure. I wanted to scream! It's one of those small, annoying things that can really bother you. There's a socket near the bed…thank god!
Dining, Drinking & Snacking: A Coastal Culinary Adventure (or Maybe Just an Overpriced Salad):
Okay, the food situation is where things get…interesting. They have restaurants. Plural. That’s a good start. I opted for the a la carte in restaurant option. It’s a beautiful setting. The main restaurant, for western cuisine, had a decent international menu, but the real star is the VIEWS. And I mean views. You're practically eating on the beach. I ordered the salad the first night. A Caesar: over $15. Decent, but not earth-shattering.
They also have a Coffee shop, Poolside bar, and a Snack bar. The coffee was passable (thank goodness!). The pool bar? I confess, I spent a LOT of time there. Happy hour? Yes, please! The poolside bar was the only one I used. It was a lot of fun.
Breakfast? They offer a breakfast [buffet], and I peeked. Looked pretty standard. I opted for the Breakfast takeaway service for a quick bite. The pre-made sandwiches were alright. Not gourmet obviously, but perfectly fine if you're in a rush to hit the beach.
I did notice the [Vegetarian restaurant] label and [Asian cuisine in restaurant] offered, but I didn’t try those.
Ways to Relax: From Spa to Steamroom (or Just Lounging):
This is where the Coho Lodge really shines. They offer a wealth of options and make the most of their locale.
- The Pool: The indoor pool (with a view! -
Pool with view,Outdoor pool) is a godsend, especially when the Oregon weather decides to be…Oregon-y. It’s clean and heated, and the view from there is great. - The Spa: I succumbed.
Massagewas a must, and I’ll admit, I may have drifted off to sleep during the bliss. They also offer aSpa, and itsSpa/saunaoptions include aSteamroom,Sauna, andFoot bath- perfect after a long day of exploring the coast. - The Fitness Center: Yes, they have a
Gym/fitness.I did not go (I’m on vacation, dammit!), but it looked well-equipped. - For the Soul: Honestly, the best way to relax is simply to sit on your balcony (if you have one - ask for an oceanfront room!). Watch the waves. Breathe. That’s the real therapy.
Cleanliness & Safety: Washing Away the Germs (and Maybe Some Anxiety):
Listen, cleanliness is HUGE right now. Coho Lodge gets it. They have a whole laundry list of safety protocols:
Anti-viral cleaning productsare used.Daily disinfection in common areas.Hand sanitizeris everywhere.Rooms sanitized between stays.Staff trained in safety protocol.Sanitized kitchen and tableware items.
And honestly, it showed. Everywhere I looked, things were spotless. I felt safe. They also seem to have thought of everything. First aid kit, that sort of thing. I didn't need it, thankfully.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter (and the Ones That Don’t):
This is where the Coho Lodge shows off its comprehensive offerings.
24-hour front deskandSecurity [24-hour]: Peace of mind.Concierge: Helpful and friendly, though I didn’t need their services much.Elevator: Crucial for anyone with mobility issues.Laundry serviceandDry cleaning. Always a plus.Luggage storage: Convenient.Cash withdrawal: Handy.Gift/souvenir shop. A place to buy those obligatory "I survived the Oregon Coast" t-shirts.Car park [free of charge]andCar park [on-site]: Parking is easy.Air conditioning in public area: Crucial for the summer.Smoking area: (Thankfully) separate.
Things to Do: Beyond the Beach (Sort Of)
Okay, let's be real. You come to the Oregon coast for the beach. And the Coho Lodge is perfectly positioned for that. But there are more.
On-site event hosting: This could be nice, though I didn't see any events during my stay.Exterior corridor: easy access to your room from the parking.Family/child friendly: I saw a few families, there are definitely kid-friendly options.Couple's room: Perfect for a romantic trip.Front desk [24-hour]: Always nice to have.Non-smoking rooms: always a plus.
For the Kids: A Balancing Act
I didn't have any kids with me, but I saw enough to get some insight.
Babysitting service: Available, which is great.Family/child friendly: Definitely.Kids meal: Yup, something to consider.Kids facilities: The hotel offers a children's pool and other amenities to keep the little ones entertained.
Getting Around: Wheels and More
Airport transfer: They offer it, which is useful for those flying in.Bicycle parking: Convenient.Car park [free of charge]: Definitely a perk.Taxi service: Available if you need it.
The Quirks & The Imperfections (Because Nothing is Perfect):
Okay, here's where I get real again.
- The elevator. It's slow. I like to walk anyway, so I took the stairs.
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to embark on a whirlwind (and maybe a little wonky) adventure to The Coho Oceanfront Lodge in Lincoln City, Oregon. Forget the perfectly polished itinerary – this is going to be more of a "seat-of-my-pants-with-a-caffeine-buzz-and-a-dash-of-existential-angst" kind of travel log.
Day 1: Arrival, Ocean Therapy (and Possibly Existential Dread)
- 1:00 PM: Arrive at The Coho. Okay, full disclosure? I was slightly late. Okay, okay, very late. Traffic was a beast. I swear, the car in front of me was driven by a snail named Reginald. Anyway, finally there. The lobby? Gorgeous. Like, postcard-worthy gorgeous. That ocean view just hits you in the face like a warm hug. This, I thought, this is why I left all the responsibilities behind. The check-in person was lovely, even though I could feel the judgment radiating off me.
- 1:30 PM: Room! Okay, not as oceanfront as I’d hoped, but still, hello, beach! I swear, I could practically smell the salt air and feel the sand between my toes. (Okay, I'd actually need to be on the beach, but the intention was there.) Quickly unpacked and put on my swimsuit. I also remembered to pack my favorite book, "The Little Prince", for later tonight.
- 2:00 PM: Beach Time! Seriously, this ocean is HUGE! I took a deep breath and let the salty air wash over me. The waves were crashing, the seagulls were squawking… It was glorious. For about 20 minutes. Then, a sudden wave knocked me off my feet. I swallowed half the Pacific Ocean (probably an exaggeration, but it felt like it) and emerged sputtering. Definitely could've gone better, but hey, "what doesn't kill you…" right?
- 2:30 PM: A short walk along the beach. I picked up a slightly cracked starfish – which I then carefully returned back into the ocean. Thinking how important it is to give back to the ocean, and how thankful I would be if the ocean would let me be.
- 3:00 PM: Hot tub! Okay, this is the life. Bubbles and ocean views. Pure bliss. I overheard a couple in there arguing about…something. Didn't catch the specifics, but it sounded intense. Made me thankful for my solitude. (Then, deep down, I was jealous because I wanted to be in a bubble with someone).
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at the restaurant in the hotel. I went over and ordered a fish and chips. The food was really good! And while I ate, I kept looking out the windows at the sea… Thinking about the neverending cycle of the ocean, and about how I may or may not be the center of my own universe, wondering if maybe I've made a mistake thinking about going to the ocean to escape my problems. The view was still magnificent, no matter what.
- 8:00 PM: Back to the room. I sat on the balcony with a bottle of wine and my book. The stars were out. I finished the book. I did some thinking. I also dropped my phone and it fell of the balcony. I spent the next 30 minutes trying to find it, completely forgetting all the other worries I had earlier. I also got a bit tipsy.
Day 2: Exploring, Shopping, and a Dash of Dramatic Overreaction
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast at the hotel - Eggs, bacon, juice. I actually got out of bed early for a change! I felt like a new person. I felt like I could conquer the world!
- 10:00 AM: Explored cute little shops in Lincoln City. Found this weird trinket shop. I came home with enough things to completely fill my car! The shop owner was giving me recommendations. I tried a few things. It's strange to be in a new place and make a friend so quickly.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch at a local seafood place. Ordered a clam chowder and a crab cake. My god, the crab cake was heavenly. I closed my eyes and savored every bite, completely forgetting where I was or who I was with! (Okay, I was solo, so that's not saying much.)
- 2:00 PM: Walk along the beach and then I tried to find my phone (I figured it's probably been swallowed by the ocean). This was a really emotional experience. I was sure I would find my precious phone! But I didn't. I started doubting everything.
- 3:00 PM: I was feeling defeated. I just wanted to eat some food and relax. I realized I'd become overly attached to my phone.
- 4:00 PM: I called my family. It was the only important thing I could think of. The phone call was the best thing that happened all day.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner. I decided to make a pizza at the restaurant, but I have found out I have some food allergies! I was so mad and didn't even want to talk with anybody. It was a really bad experience.
- 8:00 PM: Watched TV. I went to bed.
Day 3: The Coho, Ocean, and Departure (with a side of introspection)
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast at the hotel.
- 10:00 AM: Took a final walk along the beach. I walked and thought and watched the waves.
- 12:00 PM: Check out of the hotel. It was sad to leave the view, but I knew I had to go home.
- 1:00 PM: Road trip back.
Post-Trip Musings (AKA, The Rambling Part)
So, The Coho. It's not perfect. I overate. I dropped my phone. I spent a lot of time feeling things I didn't expect to feel. But also? It was beautiful. It was exactly what I needed. That ocean… it's a powerful thing. It doesn't care about your problems, your worries, or your phone. It just is. And sometimes, that's the best kind of therapy. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go buy a new phone after all that stuff.
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Okay, So...Is Coho Lodge Really "Oceanfront"? Like, *REALLY* oceanfront? Because some places fudge that.
Dude. YES. Trust me on this. My first trip? I was like, a foot away from the railing on my balcony, and BAM! Ocean. I swear, the waves were practically tickling my toes (okay, maybe not, but you get the idea). You can practically *smell* the salty goodness from your bed. I actually slept with the window open one night (okay, two nights… maybe all three?) and the sound of the crashing waves? Pure bliss. It’s not kinda-oceanfront, it’s full-on, in-your-face, crashing-waves-are-your-alarm-clock oceanfront. And when the sun sets… forget about it. You're gonna wanna Instagram the heck outta that.
Is the Coho Lodge all about romance and couples stuff? Because I'm going with my best friend and we're not into that mushy nonsense.
Nah, not *just* romance, although, admittedly, it *is* romantic. I mean, the sunsets alone could get a candlelit dinner going. But! It's totally fine for friends. I saw a bunch of groups hanging out by the fire pits, laughing and drinking... probably wine. (There might have been some beer, too, I wasn’t judging.) My best friend and I went a few years back, and we had a blast. Think of it like this: cozy vibes, incredible views, and enough space to not get on each other's nerves. Plus, you can share the giant jacuzzi tub later! Or not. Whatever floats your boat.
What are the rooms like? 'Cause photos can be deceiving, you know?
Okay, listen. The photos are pretty darn accurate. The rooms are clean, comfortable, and, let's be honest, the view is the main event. We had a king room, it was spacious enough that we didn't feel like we were on top of each other. The fireplace was a real bonus (the first night it was a little chilly). The kitchenette was handy for snacks and coffee in the morning, because, let's face it, getting dressed and going out before coffee is barbaric.. What wasn’t accurate was the sound of the waves, you hear them more loudly in person!
Tell me about the pool/hot tub situation. Is it crowded? Do you have to fight for space?
Okay, this is where it gets a little...variable. It *is* a popular place, so yes, it *can* get a little crowded, especially during peak season and weekends. I'd recommend going early or late, or just throwing caution to the wind and embracing the chaos. During my stay, the hot tub was packed one night, but in a fun, shared-experiences kind of way! We chatted with some other guests, shared a few laughs... it was actually pretty great! At least, after the initial awkwardness of "do I know you?" wore off. The pool I only took a look at, the weather was too cold for me...
Are there any restaurants nearby, or am I going to be stuck with gas station snacks?
Blessedly, NO gas station snacks required. You're within walking distance (or a very short drive) of a plethora of food options. There's everything from casual clam chowder shacks (essential!) to fancier restaurants. We hit up a place with amazing fresh seafood... like, melt-in-your-mouth good. Don't miss the shops either, you can get yourself some souvenirs or just have some fun window shopping. But seriously, the food scene is decent, you won't starve.
Okay, so I'm thinking about booking. What's the worst thing about Coho Lodge? Don't give me sugarcoated garbage.
Alright, real talk. The absolute WORST thing? Leaving. Seriously. When it's time to go, it feels like a betrayal. And honestly, sometimes parking can be a *tiny* bit of a hassle depending on the time of day. BUT the experience overall is worth it. Just book it, seriously. You won't regret it...probably.
Can you elaborate on that "fire pit" thing? Because I love a good fire.
YES! The fire pits are a total game changer. They are right on the deck overlooking the ocean. Imagine this: you, wrapped in a blanket, a glass of wine (or whatever tickles your fancy), the sound of the waves, and a crackling fire. Pure bliss. We met some awesome people around the fire and shared some stories. It’s a perfect way to end the day. Just be sure to get there early to snag a spot! They're popular, but there’s usually room. A little tip-- bring your own marshmallows; it's a must. Don't worry, there is a store not far from the hotel. I completely forgot my bag of treats, and I was devastated.
Is there anything else I should know before booking? Any insider tips?
Okay, here's the lowdown:
- Book in advance: Especially for weekends or holidays. Seriously, you won't get a good deal if you wait until the last minute.
- Pack layers: Coastal weather can be unpredictable. You might get sunshine, rain, and wind all in the same day.
- Bring binoculars: You might spot whales! Or at least, a really cool seagull.
- Take advantage of the beach access: It's right there! Go for a walk, build a sandcastle (even if you're an adult - I did!), or just stare at the ocean for an hour. You won't regret it.
- Be prepared to relax: This place is all about chill vibes. Leave your stress at home and embrace the slow pace of coastal life.
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