Santa Fe Getaway: Hyatt Place Luxury Awaits!
Okay, buckle up Buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the "Santa Fe Getaway: Hyatt Place Luxury Awaits!" experience. And trust me, it's less "luxury" and more "a slightly elevated Motel 6" – but hey, I'm not complaining! Let's get messy with it.
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Accessibility (or, the "Can I Actually GET Around?" Section):
Alright, let's start with the important stuff. I'm not a wheelchair user, but I did spend a solid 15 minutes contemplating throwing my back out trying to haul my luggage up the ridiculously tight curb cut. And I'm pretty sure I saw a ramp that was steeper than a mountain goat's back. So, while they claim wheelchair accessibility… I’m skeptical. **(Accessibility: Okay, but needs some serious work. My back is screaming) **
(Rant Incoming): It's that kind of faux-friendly facade that gets to me. "Oh, we intend to be accessible!" But then the reality is a bunch of half-assed efforts. Like, what even is the point of a ramp if you can barely make it up without tipping over your suitcase? The whole thing felt like a series of carefully curated promises falling short on execution.
(End Rant)
On-site accessible restaurants / lounges: Didn't try!
Wheelchair accessible: (See above. Still a bit dubious)
"Luxury" & Amenities (Because that's what they say):
- Internet: Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! (Thank God, or I'd be writing this review on a stone tablet). It was pretty solid, I didn't lose my connection during a crucial Zoom call (victory!). Internet [LAN] - didn't even realize they still did this. Internet services: Well…they have it.
- Wi-Fi in public areas: Present and functional, though it felt a bit… slow. Like, dial-up slow sometimes.
- Things to do, ways to relax:
- Spa/Sauna: (Okay, here's where things get interesting). I almost booked a massage but then I saw the prices. And the fact that the "spa" looked suspiciously like a glorified broom closet. (Didn’t happen, because, broke).
- Pool with view: Okay, the pool was genuinely nice. It's outdoors, and it has some view (of the parking lot and… well, more parking lot). Not exactly "infinity pool overlooking the Grand Canyon" but… good enough to relax. I spent a solid hour with a book and a drink, and for those precious 60 minutes, the world was good. (Plus the sun was finally out).
- Fitness center, Gym/fitness: Standard hotel gym fare. Treadmills, weights, and the silent judgment of everyone who’s actually in shape. I did a lap. Then I left. #Goals.
- Sauna, Steamroom: (Didn’t experience)
- Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Massage, Spa: (Skipped)
Cleanliness and Safety (Pandemic Era Edition):
- Cleanliness: The room seemed… clean. Like, "cleaned by a professional" clean. But here's a confession: I'm always skeptical. I'm a germaphobe, even before the pandemic. So I spent the first five minutes wiping down every surface I could touch. It's a sickness.
- Anti-viral cleaning products: I'm guessing they used something. Probably.
- Breakfast takeaway service: Nice, but… mediocre. (See below)
- Cashless payment service: Yep, they take your money! (Who knew?)
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Supposedly.
- Doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit: (Didn't need it, thankfully)
- Hand sanitizer: Everywhere! (But I still brought my own, because).
- Hot water linen and laundry washing, Hygiene certification: (Trusting the process)
- Individually-wrapped food options: Mandatory now. sigh.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: (Mostly observed, but you know how it is).
- Professional-grade sanitizing services, Rooms sanitized between stays: (I'm choosing to believe this).
- Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol: (Fingers crossed!).
- Room sanitization opt-out available: (I didn’t even know this was a thing. But good to know…?)
- Shared stationery removed. Another pandemic casualty.
- Sterilizing equipment: (I have no idea)
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (The Fuel for My Existential Crisis):
- Breakfast [buffet]: Ah, the breakfast buffet. The lifeblood of the weary traveler. It was… fine. Free, which is the best price. The usual suspects: scrambled eggs (questionable origin), sad-looking fruit, and pastries that tasted like they were baked last week. (I’m kidding… maybe yesterday at the very least.)
- Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, A la carte in restaurant: (Details on this. Because it's the only thing you remember).
- Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop: (Good, I needed that caffeine).
- Poolside bar: (Never opened! A big missed opportunity).
- Restaurants, Snack bar: (Didn’t see them)
- Desserts in restaurant, Salad in restaurant, Soup in restaurant: (Didn’t try).
- Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant: (Skipped it all)
- Room service [24-hour]: (Didn't try this, but it’s nice to have it).
- Happy hour, Bar, Bottle of water: (All good).
Services and Conveniences (The "Stuff That Makes Life Slightly Easier" Section):
- Air conditioning in public area: (Hallelujah).
- Audio-visual equipment for special events: (Didn't attend any!)
- Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out: Thank God for contactless, because I’m socially awkward.
- Convenience store: (Essential for emergency snacks).
- Currency exchange: (Not relevant)
- Daily housekeeping: (Yes, please! Though I still wiped down all the surfaces… see above).
- Doorman, Elevator, Facilities for disabled guests: (See accessibility rant above… again).
- Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop: (Meh).
- Indoor venue for special events, Outdoor venue for special events: (Again, didn't attend).
- Invoice provided, Ironing service: (Never used this).
- Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Projector/LED display, Seminars: (Didn't use).
- Safety deposit boxes, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events: (See above).
- Xerox/fax in business center: (Who even uses fax anymore?).
For the Kids (Because Hotels Try to Be All Things to All People):
- Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal: (Didn't see any children, which was fine by me. But they seem to cater to families).
Getting Around (The "How to Get Outta Here" Rundown):
- Airport transfer: (Nope).
- Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking: (Plenty of parking).
Available in all rooms (Standard Stuff):
- **Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's perfectly-formatted travel itinerary. This is the Hyatt Place Santa Fe, New Mexico, unfiltered. Prepare for a ride!
Day 1: Arrival and the (Slightly Disappointing) Promise of Pueblo Pottery
- 1:00 PM: Arrive at Albuquerque International Sunport (ABQ). Oh, the desert air! It smells… well, mostly like airplane fuel at this point. Grab my rental car – a bright red monstrosity I've lovingly nicknamed "The Tomato." (Fear, it’s a love-hate relationship) The drive to Santa Fe is supposed to be scenic. Supposed to! Right now, it’s just… vastness.
- 2:30 PM: Check-in at Hyatt Place Santa Fe. Honestly? The lobby is a little… beige. A LOT beige. But the front desk lady is super friendly, and that sunshiney Santa Fe welcome goes a long way. Room's clean, bed looks comfy. Success!
- 3:30 PM: Head out to the Plaza. First stop: the Georgia O'Keeffe Museum. Nope. Closed. (Damn! Guess I should've checked hours better.) Instead, start aimless Wandering. I'm looking for "authentic Pueblo pottery". That's the mission. Heard about it, read about it, dreamed about it.
- 4:00 PM - 5:30 PM: Plaza exploration. Okay. First impressions. Tourist trap. Beautiful, yes. Authentic? Debatable. Walk and wander around. The scent of roasting green chilies in the air. OMG. Sublime. Buy a bag to take home. Now let the pottery hunt begin!
- 5:30 PM - 6:30 PM: Pottery disappointment #1: One particular shop's prices, the price of a used car!! Like, seriously? I swear, a slightly chipped teacup was going for the national debt. Pottery disappointment #2: I’m sure it's the real deal, but it's nothing striking me. Nothing speaking to me.
- 6:30 PM: Dinner at The Shed (recommended by the front desk, and the internet, and everyone). This place is iconic. And for a reason. It is a madhouse! Seriously. Waiting a good hour for a table but the red chili is absolutely worth the wait. Spicy, flavorful, and leaves me happily burning (in a good way) and red-faced.
- 8:00 PM: Stroll back to the hotel. Feeling the chili heat. Still pondering the pottery. Maybe I’ll have better luck tomorrow… or maybe, the dream is dead. Time for bed. Exhausted.
Day 2: Canyon Road, Artistic Angst, and the Quest for "The One"
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast at the Hyatt. The free breakfast is a godsend! Waffles! Bacon! Coffee! I’m a basic human. These things are amazing to me.
- 9:00 AM: Drive along Canyon Road, the supposed art mecca. Yeah, it turns out this road is full of galleries. Fancy, expensive galleries. (And the parking situation? Forget it. You'll be circling for eternity.)
- 9:30 AM - 12:00 PM: Gallery hop. Some of the art is stunning, genuinely awe-inspiring. Some… well, let’s just say a lot of it feels like it was created to impress wealthy people who probably don't even like art. The whole thing gives me an existential crisis about the meaning of… well, everything.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch at The Teahouse. Finally, something that isn't overwhelming and feels like a true expression of Santa Fe. Tea is amazing. The food is simple. The vibe is perfect.
- 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: The pottery hunt resumes on Canyon Road. More galleries, more browsing, more… nothing. I walk into a gallery that smells like old money and despair. The pottery is beautiful. Technically perfect. But it all feels… lifeless. Stiff. The opposite of the messy, soulful, earthiness I'm craving.
- 3:00 PM: I am ANGRY. I wander into a small studio. It is stuffy, dusty, and the artist is a crusty old dude with a silver ponytail. He looks me up and down. I start to tell him what I want.
- 3:30 PM: I look at the pottery, the work of a lifetime. The pottery speaks to me. It is earthy, imperfect… and perfect. The colors are subtle, the glazes are rich. I find THE ONE. It’s the pottery that speaks. It’s like… it was made just for me. I buy it, a slightly cracked bowl, completely overpriced, and I don’t care.
- 4:30 PM: Head back to the hotel. The bowl is carefully cradled in the passenger seat. I can't help but smile.
- 7:30 PM: Dinner at Geronimo (fancy!), the restaurant is fancy. The service is impeccable. The food is… okay. Definitely not worth the price. But the bowl… is.
Day 3: High Road to Taos and Existential Pottery Clarity
- 8:30 AM: Waffles! The hotel breakfast never disappoints.
- 9:30 AM: Embark on the High Road to Taos. This scenic drive is worth it for the views alone. Mountains! Churches! Quaint little towns!
- 11:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Arrive at Taos Pueblo. Okay. This is cool. Like, REALLY cool. The history, the architecture… it’s humbling.
- 12:00 PM: Eat at a dusty little place. The food is a little bland. But the atmosphere, the conversations, I drink that up.
- 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Head back towards Santa Fe.
- 3:00 PM: Stop at a pottery studio. Maybe the best pottery I've seen all trip. The artist is a young woman. She tells me of her journey to become a potter. Of struggle, of failure, of perseverance. Real talk, you know?
- 3:30 PM: I finally get it. It’s not about finding the perfect thing. It’s about the connection. The story. The artist. The spirit.
- 4:30 PM: Return to the hotel. Settle back and contemplate. The bowl is in my lap. It’s a little cracked. But it’s perfect.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner! I am making a simple sandwich in my room. I eat it in front of the open window. The air smells like… well, like New Mexico.
Day 4: Departure. One Cracked Bowl, a Thousand Memories
- 8:00 AM: Final breakfast at the Hyatt. Waffles, bacon, coffee – the usual.
- 9:00 AM: Pack up. Check out. A slightly melancholy feeling.
- 9:30 AM: One last drive around the Plaza. Soak it all in.
- 10:00 AM: Drive to the airport. The Tomato and I – we survived.
- 11:30 AM: Drop off the car.
- 1:00 PM: Board the plane. Holding my pottery. Looking out into the sky.
- 1:30 PM: Contemplate the trip. The highs, the lows, the pottery. The cracked bowl is safe. Santa Fe is in my heart. And the journey, it turns out, was more important than the destination. You know?
Santa Fe Getaway: Hyatt Place Luxury Awaits! (Or Does It?) - A Totally Honest FAQ
Okay, so is this Hyatt Place really "luxury"? 'Cause the word's thrown around a lot...
Alright, let's be real. "Luxury" in Santa Fe? Yeah, they *say* that. I wouldn't exactly compare this place to, say, the Four Seasons. It's more like... elevated comfort. Think **super clean, modern, good-sized rooms, and definitely better than a roadside motel.** They had an amazing coffee machine in the room, which was a HUGE win first thing in the morning. But "luxury," in the sense of like, butlers and caviar on tap? Nope. Maybe the "luxury" is in the fact that you can actually relax without worrying about questionable stains. I did however, spill my coffee all over the floor one morning, and the staff were really understanding. So, maybe that's it. Luxury level of service? Yeah, probably.
What's the deal with the breakfast? Free buffet, right? (And is it edible?)
YES! Free breakfast! And yes, it's edible! ... Mostly. Look, free breakfast is *always* a win, okay? Especially when you're hungover from too much local red wine (which, inevitably, you will be). They had the usual suspects: scrambled eggs (sometimes a little… watery), sausage (sometimes overcooked), fruit (always a lifesaver), toast, bagels, cereal. The coffee was surprisingly decent, which is crucial, I swear. Seriously, it was worth it for the coffee alone. The waffles? Perfectly acceptable. My biggest complaint? The oatmeal. It looked like… well, I won't go there, but it resembled wallpaper paste. I stuck to the bagels. (I also totally snagged a banana for later. Don't judge.)
Is the location good? I wanna be close to the action!
Okay, location is actually pretty solid. It's not *right* in the Plaza, like, you won't stumble out of your room and be surrounded by turquoise jewelry stores. But a quick drive (or a slightly longer walk, if you like to brave the Santa Fe sun) and you're there. Easily accessible to everything. We walked down a few times for dinner and shopping. The convenience was killer if you're like me, and always forgetting something! I'd say it's a win. Parking was easy and plentiful (which is HUGE in Santa Fe, trust me). The view? Not gonna lie, nothing spectacular. But did a great job being convenient basecamp.
The pool. Tell me about the POOL. Is it Instagram-worthy?
The pool… okay, buckle up. The pool *looked* inviting. It was a lovely shade of blue. The water temperature was actually perfectly pleasant - not too cold, not too hot, just right for a midday dip. And that's where the pros end. The landscaping was... sparse. Like, a couple of cacti doing their best. The chairs weren't the most comfortable. And the best part... it was closed one day because someone (and I have my suspicions, but won't reveal them here) spilled a whole drink in it. So, was it Instagram-worthy? Not really. But perfectly acceptable if you just wanted to cool off and pretend you were living your best life. Which, honestly, I totally did. Still, would have liked a more lush environment.
Okay, let's talk about the staff. Are they nice? Helpful? Do they have any local secrets?
The staff were AMAZING! Seriously, above and beyond. Everyone I encountered was genuinely friendly and helpful. From the front desk to the breakfast crew, everyone went out of their way to be nice. One guy at the front desk gave me the *inside scoop* on a fantastic local restaurant I never would have found (The Shed - go there, seriously!). They were also super accommodating. My luggage was delayed (thanks, airline!), and the front desk lady actually called the airline and kept me updated. I was a mess, completely stressed, but they really helped me out. Just a genuinely nice bunch of people. I was honestly impressed.
Is there anything you *didn't* like? (Be honest!)
Ugh, okay, there was one thing. The internet. It was a little…spotty. Sometimes it worked, sometimes it didn’t. Which, in the age of instant everything, is a bit of a pain. I needed it to order my Uber and check my email, and it was hit or miss. Also, the gym… let's just say it wasn't exactly state-of-the-art. I did manage to do some squats (needed it after all that chili!), but the equipment was pretty basic. And the hotel room decor? A little… bland. But honestly, these are pretty minor gripes. I'm nitpicking, here. I enjoyed my stay.
Would you stay there again?
Absolutely! Yeah, I would. For the price, the cleanliness, the location, and above all, the staff? Totally. It's not perfect, but it's a solid choice. I'd give it a solid thumbs up. Plus, I'm a sucker for those big, fluffy hotel towels. And they had them! Consider me sold. Just need to remember to pack a portable WiFi hotspot next time.
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