Richmond Getaway: Unbelievable Deals at Super 8 by Wyndham!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the… well, let's just call it a situation. This review is gonna be a rollercoaster, probably a bit leaky, and definitely not polished. Consider this your pre-flight briefing – we're aiming for honesty, not perfection.
Let's call this fictional hotel: The Gilded Geranium. (Because it’s pretentious, yet slightly ridiculous, just like this review might become).
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Alright, now that the corporate overlords are satisfied, let's get messy.
Accessibility: (Oh boy, here we go…)
They say they've got it covered. "Facilities for disabled guests" is listed. Great. Now… how covered? The website was vague, like a politician promising sunshine.
Wheelchair Accessible: Supposedly. The elevator looked wide enough. But getting to the elevator? That's your adventure. I swear I saw a ramp at one point that looked like it was designed by someone who’d never actually seen a wheelchair. (I didn't witness this, but the website mentioned this, so let's say, it was probably poorly designed).
Elevator: Check. But let's hope it doesn't decide to "take a break" when you, you know, actually need it.
Stuff like CCTV in Common Areas: Well, that's great, but it sure does give a big brother/nanny state vibe.
On-site accessible restaurants / lounges: Well, the website said they had them. We'll get to the dining experience – which, by the way, had its own special brand of 'accessible'.
Internet, Internet [LAN], Internet services, Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!, Wi-Fi in public areas:
Okay, tech-wise, the Gilded Geranium mostly delivered.
Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!: YES! Thank the gods! Because, you know, modern life. The speed wasn’t exactly blazing (I had to wait an age to download my important emails, like the ones I got on my shopping for new pajamas).
Wi-Fi in public areas: Also present. Pretty much mandatory, I guess.
Internet [LAN]: Hmm, a LAN port? I'd forgotten they existed. Nice for the dinosaurs among us, but I stuck with the Wi-Fi – it seemed less likely to demand a driver update.
Internet services: Whatever that means, probably meant the hotel provided this… or it was a euphemism for "we charge per megabyte".
Things to do, ways to relax:
Alright, let's get to the good stuff… or at least, the stuff that should be good.
Fitness center: Yep, a fitness center. I peeked in; lots of shiny machines. I intended to go. I really did. Instead, I opted for the "relaxing" option, which, let's be honest, is way more my speed.
Spa: Here's where things got interesting. And by "interesting," I mean "potentially disastrous for my bank balance."
- Spa/Sauna, Steamroom: It had one. The smell of eucalyptus was aggressively present. The sauna was hot. The steam room was steamy. Check, check, and check.
- Pool with view: Oh, the pool. The website promised a "breathtaking view." It was… a view. Let’s just say, it wasn't the Eiffel Tower; it was a view of a… well, of other buildings. But it was a nice pool.
Massage: The massage was… good. Not the best I've ever had. Perhaps the therapist was having an off day. Or maybe I'm just intensely picky. Either way, definitely worth the extra dollars.
Body wrap, Body scrub: I chickened out on these. Too… exfoliative, I guess?
Cleanliness and safety:
In a post-pandemic world, this is crucial. Did the Gilded Geranium deliver?
Anti-viral cleaning products: Hmm, good to know. I hope they used them.
Cleanliness: It looked clean. Pretty spotless, actually.
Daily disinfection in common areas: I can't verify this, but I saw people with sprays and cloths.
Hand sanitizer: Everywhere. Good.
Hot water linen and laundry washing, Sterilizing equipment, Rooms sanitized between stays, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: All good. Again, I hope they're all true…
Hygiene certification: The website promised it. I didn't ask to see a certificate. I just hoped they had one.
Doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit: Good.
Staff trained in safety protocol: They looked like they were.
Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: Easier said than done in some areas.
Room sanitization opt-out available: Didn't see this option, but hey, maybe there's a secret code I didn't know.
Safe dining setup: More on this in the dining section.
Dining, drinking, and snacking: (The Main Event… or at least, the most memorable)
Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Snack bar, Poolside bar: They all existed. Theoretically.
Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, A la carte in restaurant: The breakfast buffet was… an experience. Let’s just say, I witnessed some interesting food choices being made at 7 AM. And the line for the omelet station was longer than the queue for the Haunted Mansion at Disneyland. The breakfast service itself was slow, as if the staff hadn’t had their coffees yet.
Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop: Coffee shop was decent, but I had a hard time getting the strength of the coffee specified.
Vegetarian restaurant, Asian cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Western cuisine in restaurant: The food was… okay. Nothing to write home about, but, at least, edible! A bit bland.
Happy hour: Meh. Standard happy hour fare.
Bar, Bottle of water, Desserts in restaurant, Salad in restaurant, Soup in restaurant: The bar did a great job on the cocktails, the food itself, not so much.
Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Breakfast in room, Breakfast takeaway service, Buffet in restaurant, Safe dining setup, Daily disinfection in common areas.: They offered all of these things.
Services and conveniences:
- Air conditioning in public area: Check. (Essential in San Francisco!)
- Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Xerox/fax in business center: They offered almost all of the above. The concierge was actually quite helpful.
For the kids:
- Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal: I didn't have kids, so I didn't test any of this. Judging by the general vibe of the hotel, I wouldn’t hold my breath for excellence. But, the website said there were things for kids.
Access:
- CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Check-in/out [express], Check-in/out [private], Couple's room, Exterior corridor, Fire extinguisher, Front desk [24-hour], Hotel chain, Non-smoking rooms, Pets allowed unavailablePets allowed, Proposal spot, Room decorations, Safety/security feature, Security [24-hour], Smoke alarms, Soundproof rooms: All of these things were present.
Getting around:
- Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking: All available.
Available in all rooms: (Now to the nitty-gritty of the room experience…)
- **Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into a glorious mess of a trip to Richmond, Virginia, and my home base, the Super 8 on Chamberlayne Road. Prepare for the chaotic, the wonderful, and the slightly questionable decisions that make up my travel style. Let's go!
Richmond Rumble: A Super 8 Symphony of Chaos
Day 1: Arrival and a Questionable Quest for BBQ (aka, the Hunger Games)
- 1:00 PM – Arrival: Landed in Richmond! After a flight delayed just long enough to make my stomach actively revolt, I stumble out of the airport. Praise the heavens for Uber. The Super 8 is… well, it's a Super 8. But hey, it has a bed, a flickering TV, and the mysterious allure of knowing what kind of continental breakfast awaits. I'm more than happy with it at this point.
- 2:00 PM – Check-in and Room Reconnaissance: Key in hand, I unlock my door, and the room is… fine. I was expecting slightly less-than-stellar cleanliness, but it turned out to be slightly better than that. The air conditioning is fighting a losing battle against the Richmond humidity, but I'm too hungry to care right now. I check the bathroom and find something suspicious on the curtain, and I chose to ignore it.
- 2:30 PM – The BBQ Debacle: Based on the internet, I'm convinced that all of Richmond runs on BBQ. Which leads me to my first (and possibly most disastrous) mission search. My phone's directions are terrible, and I end up taking a 40-minute detour down a road that looks like it's straight out of a horror movie. The end result? The BBQ place is closed. I sit in my car for five minutes, staring at the sign as if it offended me, before I gave up on this quest.
- 4:00 PM - Recovery: Desperate for redemption, I decide to head straight to the nearest grocery store. I grab the chips and a box of cookies, that's all I needed. I'm gonna take a break in my room, and watch the rest of the day unravel. Who knows what I will do next?
Day 2: History, Hissy Fits, and a Highly Underrated Museum
- 9:00 AM – Continental Caper: The 'continental breakfast' is… an experience. The bagels are probably the same ones that they've been serving since the Reagan administration. But the coffee is hot, and that's all that matters.
- 10:00 AM – Monument Avenue Stroll (and slight existential dread): Monument Avenue is iconic, right? The architecture is impressive and history, and I'm walking around the streets, and I see the monuments to confederate heroes. It's a reminder of the past that I need to learn about. But, I found out that monuments got me thinking about my future and everything to be that I need to face, this made me feel sad.
- 12:00 PM - Lunch Fiasco: After monument avenue, I'm on a huge time crunch now, and I'm thinking to speed things up. I went to the first place I saw with no time to check the reviews. I ordered the salad, the waiter came back saying that the salad was not available. I ordered a burger, and I gave him a look of disapproval.
- 2:00 PM – Virginia Museum of Fine Arts (VMFA) - The Unexpected Delight: I'm not usually a museum person, but the VMFA is free, and I'm on a budget! And WOW. Just… wow. This place is incredible. The art is stunning. I could wander around this place for hours, but I'm limited by my rapidly depleting phone battery and the looming pressure of a potential dinner rendezvous.
- 5:00 PM - Dinner plans Dinner plans with a friend. I'm excited and nervous.
Day 3: A River, a Rant, and a Return
- 9:00 AM – Sunrise breakfast and Checkout: I grab some of the bagels from breakfast and get on my way. I'm happy that I'm able to check out without any issues. I will miss the staff and the convenience of its hotel.
- 10:00 AM - Riverwalk Rumble: The James River Park. It's beautiful. Even I enjoyed a walk in the river. But I got to admit that it's a little underwhelming. The trail is well-maintained, and the river is pretty, but after the dramatic beauty of the VMFA, it seems a little… tame.
- 12:00 PM - Lunch and reflection at the local diner: At one of the local diners around, I stop to have lunch and think about my trip here in Richmond. I loved the VMFA and the monument street.
- 2:00 PM - Departure: Uber to the airport… flight home… Sigh. Back to reality.
The Messy Aftermath
This trip was a mixed bag. The Super 8 was exactly what I expected. The food was hit or miss. But Richmond… Richmond surprised me. It's a city with history, a lot of heart, and the VMFA is just amazing. Overall, Richmond was a success. I will be back!
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Oh, God, that's a *fantastic* question. And one I ask myself at approximately 3 AM, staring at the ceiling, wondering if I've completely lost my marbles. Honestly? Pure, unadulterated madness. I was probably fueled by too much coffee and a desperate need to avoid doing *actual* work. (Don't tell my boss!). I think it started with a random thought, like, "Hmm, wouldn't it be funny to..." And then, like a runaway train, I just... kept going. Years of procrastination, combined with an unyielding desire to avoid the real world, and here we are. Plus, I'm really nosey. I love hearing people's stories, finding out what makes them tick, and generally being a snoop. So, you know, the perfect recipe for a... a *this*.
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