JW Marriott Grand Rapids: Unforgettable Luxury Awaits (MI)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into a review that's less "polished travel brochure" and more "drunken diary entry." I’m going to dissect the heck out of this place, with a healthy dose of realism and, let’s be honest, my own baggage thrown in for good measure. And yes, I'm aiming to sprinkle in some SEO magic along the way, because apparently, even my rants need to be searchable.
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Alright, first things first: Accessibility. This is HUGE. I've got a friend who's a wheelchair user, and their experience is vastly different from mine, so I try to put myself in their shoes. Now, if this place is truly wheelchair accessible throughout, and I mean REALLY accessible, not just a ramp at the front door, then that's a massive win. And the devil's in the details – are the doorways wide enough? Are the elevators big enough? Are the accessible rooms actually accessible in the bathroom? I hope so. They better have a elevator, because no one wants to schlep luggage up stairs. I really need to know if it can accommodate people with other disabilities, too, like visual and hearing impaired people. If it even has an exterior door, it is good, but an exterior corridor would be great.
On-site accessible restaurants/lounges are a must if you're aiming for inclusivity. No point in having accessible rooms if you can't eat somewhere easily. And the facilities for disabled guests should be at least passable. The facilities for disabled guests must be on point.
Internet, Internet, Internet! Look, in this day and age, a solid internet connection is practically a human right. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!? Bless you, hotel gods! That's a huge relief. Internet [LAN] is a bit old school, but hey, some people still need it. Hopefully, the Wi-Fi in public areas is decent, too. My phone always dies when there's no internet.
Things to do and ways to relax… This is where hotels can really shine… or completely flop. Let’s start with the good stuff.
Spa/Sauna, Spa: If they have a good spa, I’m in! Sauna? Absolutely. Steamroom? Bring it on. Body scrub, Body wrap, Massage? Oh, YES! Let's see if it's better than last time. Give me a Foot bath!!!
I'm picturing myself, swaddled in a robe, feeling the stress melt away… aaaah. I hope they have a Pool with a view. Because if I’m going to be soaking, I want a view. Swimming pool? That's a given, but an Swimming pool [outdoor] is ideal. I'm just hoping the Fitness center isn't a glorified broom closet with a treadmill that only works on Tuesdays. Gym/fitness is a necessity for some, and at the very least, I want a good selection of equipment.
Cleanliness and safety… Especially post-pandemic, this is non-negotiable. Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer everywhere? This is crucial. Knowing they use Professional-grade sanitizing services, and that rooms sanitized between stays is comforting. Is there a doctor/nurse on call? Always a good idea, especially if you’re clumsy like me. A First aid kit is a small thing, but it can make a massive difference. Hot water linen and laundry washing – duh. Hygiene certification? Absolutely. Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items are all steps in the right direction. Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment, and the fact that room sanitization opt-out available, all give the assurance of health. I need to know if they're going above and beyond. I actually would prefer if they removed shared stationery, or at the very least put it away for a little while.
Dining, drinking, and snacking. This is where hotels can truly win my heart (or lose it completely).
A restaurant with an A la carte in restaurant option is a good thing, unless the dishes are ridiculously priced. It's nice to see an Alternative meal arrangement there as well. Asian breakfast and Asian cuisine in restaurant? Bonus points! A proper Bar is essential for those pre-dinner cocktails, and a Coffee/tea in restaurant (and in the room!) is a lifesaver. A Poolside bar is ideal, because who wants to walk all the way back to their room when you're sunbathing? Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], and Salad in restaurant? Yes, please! Snack bar? Great for those late-night munchies. And a Vegetarian restaurant is a must for me, or at least vegetarian options. Western breakfast and Western cuisine in restaurant are also great.
Is there Breakfast in room? Breakfast takeaway service? These are game-changers for lazy mornings or early flights. A Buffet in restaurant is fun, even if it means battling the crowds for the last croissant. Bottle of water should be provided (and free!). Desserts in restaurant? I'll take one of each, thanks. Happy hour? Now we're talking! I am also a fan of Soup in restaurant.
Services and conveniences. Does the hotel offer Air conditioning in public area? Well obviously. Air conditioning in the rooms is non-negotiable. Audio-visual equipment for special events sounds fancy, but can be helpful. Business facilities are important, even if I'm on vacation. Cash withdrawal is so convenient, and knowing they offer Currency exchange is a relief. Concierge? Lifesaver. Contactless check-in/out is a must! I hate standing in lines. Convenience store? Perfect for midnight snacks. I always seek out Daily housekeeping and having a Doorman is one of the most welcoming details. Essential condiments? Okay, maybe that’s a bit much. Elevator, obviously. Facilities for disabled guests, again, crucial. Food delivery is a great option, and a Gift/souvenir shop is a lifesaver for forgot-to-buy-a-present situations. I hope they have an Indoor venue for special events and an Outdoor venue for special events, so I can keep my options open.
Invoice provided and Ironing service, Laundry service are very important. Meeting/banquet facilities I hope are well up to standard. Luggage storage is a necessity. Meetings and Meeting stationery are not for everyone. On-site event hosting is great. I'm not sure I would use a Projector/LED display.
Do they have Safety deposit boxes? Definitely a plus. Seminars? Maybe. Shrine? Maybe not for me, but good to have. Smoking area? Probably for the best. Terrace? Give me all the terraces! Wi-Fi for special events is useful. And a Xerox/fax in business center is a relic of the past, but still useful.
For the kids. I don’t have kids, but I still want to know the hotel caters to them. Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, and Kids meal? Excellent!
Access, security, and room details. This is the bread and butter.
CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, and Security [24-hour] give me peace of mind. Check-in/out [express] and Check-in/out [private]? Score! A Couple's room? Good for a romantic getaway. Exterior corridor, Fire extinguisher, Front desk [24-hour] are all good. A Hotel chain can mean either consistent quality or soul-crushing predictability. No Pets allowed! I'm really on the fence about this. A Proposal spot? Ok, maybe. Room decorations can vary drastically. Safety/security feature is a necessity, not just a nicety. Smoke alarms and Soundproof rooms? Necessary!
Getting around. Look, I don't want to walk everywhere. Does the hotel offer Airport transfer? And Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking? Great! It is nice when there are transportation options.
Available in all rooms… Let's get down to the nitty-gritty, the rooms themselves!
Additional toilet? Always a bonus. Alarm clock, duh. **Bath
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's boring travelogue. We're heading to the JW Marriott in Grand Rapids, Michigan, and trust me, it's gonna be a hot mess in the best way possible.
The Pre-Trip Anxiety (and Coffee Overdose)
Okay, first things first. I’m a chronic over-packer and an even more chronic worrier. Packing for a weekend is, in my mind, a scientific experiment requiring the precision of a neurosurgeon. Did I remember the charger? Do I really need four pairs of shoes? (Yes. Obviously.) The night before? I'm basically fueled by anxiety and enough coffee to keep a small army awake. This pre-trip jitters are REAL. I’m talking about the kind that makes you question if you even like fun anymore. But, hey, a little caffeine and a whole lot of "fake it 'til you make it" usually gets me through.
Day 1: Arrival, Grand Rapids Grandiosity (and a Near-Disaster with the Pillow Menu)
1:00 PM: TOUCHDOWN (and immediate judging of the lobby) Okay, the JW Marriott. Shiny, swanky, smells vaguely of overpriced perfume and ambition. The lobby? Absolutely stunning. Marble, art, the whole nine yards. It's the kind of place where you feel like you should whisper, even though I'm pretty sure I'm going to shout "BEHOLD, I HAVE ARRIVED!" in the elevator. It is, however, a little… sterile? Like a gorgeous spaceship designed by someone who really loves minimalism.
1:30 PM: Check-in… and the most excruciating pillow choice of my life. So, here's the thing about the pillow menu. They hand you a menu, like you're ordering sushi, but for your freaking head. I'm talkin' Memory Foam! Feather! Down! Body Pillow! I was so overwhelmed I actually froze and nearly ordered all of them. (Seriously, is this a trick? Do they see me as a basic millennial who can't commit to a simple pillow???). I went with the "medium firm" from the menu. I was too afraid to try the others. My brain was fried from the drive. I just collapsed into my hotel room, feeling the sheer weight of existential pillow choice still hanging over me.
2:00 PM: Room Reconnaissance and the Great Wardrobe Panic (and the View!) Okay, the room. Nice! Big windows with glorious city views. But, oh dear god, the wardrobe. See, I'd overpacked. And now, facing the reality of fitting everything into this tiny, meticulously-designed space, I started to panic. Then, the real panic hits : I have nothing to wear that fits the GRANDIOSITY of this hotel. Every outfit I packed felt too casual, too me. Maybe I should've just stayed home? I mean, I am just a normal human being, not some kind of sleek, impossibly-elegant hotel guest. I did, however, decide to make a tactical decision to unpack only the most essential items and let the rest stay in my big travel backpack, in the corner.
3:00 PM: Culinary Adventure - The Kitchen by Wolfgang Puck Okay, time for lunch! The Kitchen by Wolfgang Puck, right here in the hotel. I went in expecting show, but the food was actually delicious! I ordered the Roasted Chicken with Lemon-Herb and was VERY surprised at how good it was! The service was impeccable, the cocktails, strong and artfully crafted. And, after the room, I felt a little like I belonged. I actually felt like I could embrace this "luxury" thing.
4:30 PM: A Stroll… and a Brewery Blunder (my fault, obviously). Grand Rapids, it turns out, is a beer town. Who knew? I had read a whole bunch of articles about the city's craft brew scene before I left, and promised myself I'd visit at least one brewery. The downtown area is nice, and full of historic buildings. I also had a hard time finding one actually open at the time I planned on going. So, I just decided to order a beer from my hotel room. My fault, I suppose.
6:00 PM: Freshen Up… aka the Shower Scene. Okay, so I'm not one for a long, drawn-out shower. I need to be in and out, people to see, things to do. But the bathroom here… it was truly exceptional! The shower pressure was perfect. The products smelled divine. I spent a good ten minutes just standing there letting the water hit my back. It was heaven. I definitely felt like a new woman afterwards!
7:30 PM: Dinner at Margaux and the Champagne Conundrum. Margaux is the hotel's fine dining experience. I figured, go big or go home, right? I even managed to find a real outfit! The ambiance was romantic, the food… interesting. I tried the seared scallops, and they were cooked perfectly. But, the champagne… I had to make a few attempts to get something I actually enjoyed. But hey, it happened, and I had some nice food and drinks!
Day 2: Art, History, and the Return of the Pillow Demons
9:00 AM: The Sleep Interrogation. And then there's the pillow situation. I woke up with a crick in my neck. The medium-firm pillow was apparently playing a game of torture with me. I spent the first hour of the day trying to decide what to do about it. Should I call room service? Pretend it was a muscle knot? Ask for a different pillow? I guess it was a sign of the day to come…
10:00 AM: Art Museum Adventures and the Accidental Philosophical Exploration The Grand Rapids Art Museum. Stunning. Wide open spaces. I am not a huge art person, and I went in there kind of expecting to be bored, but I was actually really moved by some of the pieces. I found myself interpreting the paintings, and thinking about life. The whole experience has completely restored my faith in humanity. It was surprisingly profound.
12:00 PM: Lunch at a Local Diner So, I decided to head to a diner. A true local recommendation. I was the only outsider in there, and it felt great! I ordered a burger and chatted with the waitress. It was the simple, local experience that made me really enjoy my trip.
2:00 PM: Frederik Meijer Gardens & Sculpture Park - Nature and Beauty (with a side of "Am I Too Old for This?") Okay, the Meijer Gardens. This place is legitimately amazing. It's a beautiful escape, filled with gardens, art, and the most stunning sculptures. I'm talking massive bronzes, installations, the works. Now, I'm not exactly an outdoorsy type. But even I was impressed. I spent a good two hours wandering, taking photos, getting lost in the greenery, and enjoying the peace. The only downside? I felt a little out of place, like I should've brought my own picnic basket and a lifetime membership card.
5:00 PM: Spa Time. Because Why Not? So, I booked a massage at the hotel spa. I'm not usually one for these types of things, I am usually very busy. But hey, why not? It was pure bliss. I think I actually fell asleep. For once, the world just went away.
7:30 PM: Dinner and the Final Pillow Judgement. I had a final meal at Margaux, and I went back to my room, and, you guessed it… I was too afraid to try any other pillow. I just had to deal with the one.
Day 3: Departure and the Existential Dread
9:00 AM: Breakfast and the Reality Check So, I enjoyed breakfast at the Kitchen and started to remember that I had to leave. The trip was coming to an end. I'd had a blast.
11:00 AM: Check-Out… and a Lingering Look Check-out was smooth, almost too smooth. I really didn't want to leave. I gave one last, longing look at the JW Marriott. It was a nice place, all things considered.
The Drive Home: The drive home will be nothing like the experience I had. It will be a long and boring drive. I am thankful I have a trip like this to remember.
So there you have it. A whirlwind tour of Grand Rapids and the JW Marriott. It was messy, imperfect, and filled with all the usual human shenanigans. And that, in my humble opinion, is what travel should be. See you next time, Grand Rapids! And maybe, just maybe, I'll finally conquer those pillow demons. Or not. Who knows? The mystery is half the fun!
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