Escape to Paradise: Lake Louise Inn's Unforgettable Getaway (AB, Canada)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because you're getting the real deal, the unfiltered, slightly-caffeinated, and definitely opinionated review of this place. Forget the corporate-speak, we’re diving in.
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Accessibility: The Good, the Bad, and the "Almost Got It Right"
First impressions matter, and the lobby… well, the lobby was attempting to be glamorous, but the lighting was a bit harsh, like they were trying to catch you in a lie. The elevator situation was crucial. The good news? Tick, it was present. Wheelchair access? Mostly good! Ramps were in place, which is more than you can say for some places. BUT, there was this one tight turn… I watched a couple of folks struggle a bit, which is a definite minus.
On-site accessible restaurants / lounges: Found! And, the food…okay, more on that later. The accessibility of those areas was generally well-considered. I mean, wide aisles, tables that the wheelchair-bound could get under, all good. Bonus points for the staff being actually helpful – not just mouthing the right words, but genuinely trying.
Internet Access: Wi-Fi - The Lifeline (or the Annoyance?)
Listen, I NEED Wi-Fi. My phone is basically an extension of my arm. The fact they advertised, "Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!" was a massive selling point. And, thankfully, it actually worked in my room (a small miracle!). It's pretty much a life saver, cause I have to be in constant touch with family and friends.
Internet [LAN]
- I don't think I even considered LAN, my memory might have failed me to remember the last time I used a LAN cable.
Internet services
- I was able to maintain a stable connection with the hotel's free WiFi.
Wi-Fi in public areas
- The WiFi was also accessible in public areas, which was great, as I could still answer some emails while having a coffee in the lounge.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: Spa, Pool, and Promises, Promises…
Okay, the spa. This is where things got interesting. The brochure showed a gleaming pool with a view, people blissfully floating…and I was sold.
- Pool with view I did get to swim in a pool with a view and it was pretty cool!
- Swimming pool [outdoor] The swimming pool was indeed outdoors.
- Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom: The spa was… fine. The sauna felt a little underheated and the steam room was just alright.
- Body scrub, Body wrap, Fitness center, Foot bath, Gym/fitness, Massage: The massage was the highlight. I opted for deep tissue (don’t judge) and my therapist, bless her soul, was a lifesaver. She found knots I didn’t even know existed. Ahhhh. The fitness center? Clean, well-equipped, but a bit too close to the echoing hallways (those weights are LOUD, people!).
Cleanliness and Safety: The Sanitization Saga
This is the post-pandemic world, so cleanliness is KING. Did they deliver? Mostly, yes.
Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment:
I felt that the hotel followed all the modern standards of cleanliness.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Culinary Adventure (or a Culinary Disaster?)
The dining situation was, shall we say, a mixed bag.
- A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant: The buffet breakfasts: A massive spread, but also, the usual suspects could be found. I loaded up on my usual eggs and bacon, it was OKAY! The coffee shop coffee was, sadly, not very delicious (bring your own, people!)
- Room service [24-hour] Room service was a godsend after a long day.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things (and the Big Annoyances)
- Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center:
- The concierge was super helpful in finding me a great restaurant, which was a major win.
- The convenience store had way overpriced snacks, of course. So, yeah, convenience comes at a cost.
- Daily housekeeping: Housekeeping was efficient, but sometimes things that were left on the bed were moved. Sigh.
For the Kids: Family Friendly (or a Parent's Nightmare?)
I didn't have kids with me, so I can't fully judge, but I did see a few families around.
Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal:
It seemed pretty family-friendly, with the kids happy with the pool.
Available in all rooms!
- Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.
- The rooms themselves were pretty comfortable. The bed was amazing, the air conditioning worked like a charm, and those blackout curtains? Glorious!
Getting Around: The Transportation Tango
- Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking: I took the taxi service, which was convenient. The parking situation seemed fine, but I'm not the right person to gauge this.
Final Verdict: The Honest Truth
Look, this hotel had its quirks. But it also had some genuinely lovely things. The spa massage was a highlight. The staff, for the most part, were kind. The bed? Impeccable. And the Wi-Fi actually working? Praise be!
Would I recommend it? Hmm. If accessibility is a major priority, I’d say go in with your eyes open. Some minor modifications would make this place stellar. If you're looking for a comfortable, reasonably priced stay with a good spa, it's worth considering. Expect the unexpected, embrace the quirks, and maybe pack your own coffee. You might just enjoy the human-ness of it all.
Calgary's Carriage House: Unforgettable Hotel & Conference Experience
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this Lake Louise Inn itinerary isn't going to be your Instagram-perfect adventure. It's going to be… well, it's going to be me. And I'm a glorious, messy, opinionated human being. Here we go:
Lake Louise Inn: A Rambling, Slightly Disorganized (But Ultimately Awesome) Adventure
Day 1: Arrival & Altitude Adjustments (and a near-disaster with the hairdryer)
- 1:00 PM: Landed in Calgary. Flight was… a flight. You know, the usual: screaming babies, questionable air conditioning, and that guy who insists on reclining his seat an inch from my face. Thankfully, my pre-trip anxiety, a cocktail of excitement and the nagging fear of forgetting my passport (again), proved manageable.
- 2:30 PM: The drive to Lake Louise from Calgary is truly stunning. I mean, jaw-droppingly gorgeous. I wanted to stop every five minutes to take pictures, but my travel buddy, bless her heart, reminded me we had a check-in time and "sunsets wait for no one." Smart woman. We did manage to sneak a quick photo of a bison, though. Success!
- 4:30 PM: Checked into the Lake Louise Inn. The lobby is cozy, the fireplace beckons with the promise of warmth, and the check-in process was blessedly painless. We got a room with a balcony, which, based on the pictures I've seen, is going to be everything.
- 5:00 PM: The Hairdryer Incident. Okay, this may seem trivial, but it was a whole thing. I plugged in the hairdryer. It made a sad little sputter and then died. Panic set in. My hair, a wild beast at the best of times, was now doomed to a frizzy, static-y fate. I called reception. “Yes, yes, we’ll send someone up immediately." The wait felt like an eternity. I spent those minutes doing the most important thing any human can do in this moment, I put on my face, with a slight touch of mascara to look as I felt, hopeful. The maintenance guy finally arrived, armed with a replacement. Crisis averted! (But honestly, hotel hair dryers should be included in the "necessity of life" list alongside water and oxygen. Change my mind.)
- 6:30 PM: Dinner at the Legends restaurant. The food was fine, but the company, my best friend in the world, was better. We talked about our days, our expectations, and how my hair could possibly be as flat as humanly it could be. Sharing a bottle of wine while overlooking the mountains, the air so crisp and clean… I felt my shoulders drop, the tension melt away.
- 8:00 PM: A stroll around the grounds. The air is icy, the stars, a million glittering diamonds. Honestly, I almost cried from the beauty of it all. Almost. (Okay, maybe a single tear did escape.)
Day 2: Lake Louise – A Love Story (and a slight faceplant)
- 7:00 AM: Wake up! Too excited to sleep! Lake Louise, here I come!
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast at the hotel . Classic breakfast buffet, I got my usual: yogurt with granola, a bit of bacon, and way too much coffee.
- 9:00 AM: Lake Louise itself… oh my god. Seriously. Photos do not do it justice. The turquoise water, the mountains reflected in its surface… it's breathtaking. I stood there, frozen in awe for a good five minutes, just staring. I swear my jaw actually dropped.
- 9:30 AM: We decided to do the Lake Agnes Tea House hike. "Easy," they said. "Moderate," I thought. I ended up huffing and puffing my way up the trail, feeling my cardiovascular system scream in protest. There was some snow, and the trail was slippery, which, you know, added to the fun.
- 11:00 AM: The Faceplant. Okay, so let's talk about this. I was being, as I always am, a bit overzealous with my photo-taking. Staring at the perfect scenery, I took a step… and slipped. Right down. Face-first. In front of everyone. Super graceful. The trail was covered in ice, as it turned out. I took a few minutes to breath as I was in shock. My pride was wounded, but luckily, my dignity only slightly bruised. The mountain, unphased, towered over me.
- 12:00 PM: The Tea House was definitely worth the hike. The tea was warm and soothing, the scones were perfect. I even managed to drink a cup without spilling it (a small victory!). I was proud of the hike but also wanted to lay on the bench for as long as I could.
- 1:00 PM: The hike down was much easier (and less prone to face-planting).
- 2:30 PM: Lunch at a cafe in Lake Louise Village. The food was so-so, but the people-watching was phenomenal.
- 4:00 PM: Relaxation time! Back to the hotel for a nap. I would recommend this to anyone, it was just what I needed!
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at the Timberwolf Pizza and Pasta Cafe. The pizza was yummy and I definitely indulged. I shared a bottle of wine with my travel buddy and rehashed the events of the day.
- 8:00 PM: Back to the balcony. I am so obsessed with this balcony! I sat there wrapped in a blanket, watching the sky turn pink and orange. I was exhausted, but in the best possible way.
- 9:00 PM: Sleep. Because, mountains.
Day 3: Emerald Lake & The Drive Home (and a profound realization about myself)
- 8:00 AM: Final breakfast at the hotel. It was sad saying goodbye to the breakfast bar. So much food in such a short amount of time!
- 9:00 AM: Drive to Emerald Lake. This is when the real adventure begins!
- 10:00 AM: OMG, Emerald Lake is as beautiful as Lake Louise! We had heard the weather was going to be warmer at Emerald Lake, but it ended up being even colder. It's like a giant emerald gem nestled in the mountains. The water is, well, emerald! We didn't have time for a rowboat, but we did walk some of the lake and take pictures.
- 11:00 AM: Lunch at the Emerald Lake Lodge, it was a perfect spot to warm up.
- 12:00 PM: I have a love and hate relationship with road trips. It's a lot of driving, but the scenery is beautiful.
- 3:00 PM: We stopped at a little roadside store. I bought a ridiculously oversized souvenir mug (because priorities). Also, some maple syrup, because, Canada. Apparently, the whole "I love maple syrup" and "I want a mug" thoughts went hand in hand. LOL.
- 4:00 PM: Realization. As the mountains slowly faded in the distance, I had a moment of clarity. This trip, with its perfect moments and its not-so-perfect faceplants, with coffee stains and all, reminded me of how much I love to travel. I love to be alone, explore, and also love sharing the experience. I love feeling overwhelmed by beauty and laughter. I love just, well, being. And maybe, just maybe, I'm not so bad at this life thing after all.
- 5:00 PM: Arrived at the airport, feeling refreshed in ways I didn't realize I needed.
- 6:00 PM: Taking off. The end!
This is just a rough outline, of course. Life is always full of unexpected detours and impromptu decisions. But even with the hiccups, the moments of utter jaw-dropping wonder, I wouldn't trade this trip for anything. (Except maybe a better hairdryer.)
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some souvenir mugs to fill with maple syrup…
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