Escape to Paradise: Mission Bay's BEST La Quinta Inn!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving DEEP into this hotel. Forget the rose-tinted glasses, let's get REAL. This review is going to be a glorious, messy, and often-chaotic exploration of everything you could possibly need (or think you need) from this place. Let's do this!
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Accessibility: The First Hurdle (And Sometimes, The Biggest)
Okay, let's start with the nitty-gritty. "Accessibility". It says "Wheelchair Accessible", which is a HUGE plus. But, and this is a big but, how accessible is accessible? We're not talking about a single ramp and calling it a day. We need to know about elevators, wide doorways, accessible bathrooms with grab bars that aren't falling off the wall (I've seen it, folks!), and clear pathways throughout the property. Because let's be honest, nobody wants to get stuck trying to navigate through a crowded lobby. I pray they’ve really thought about this because the reviews will be all the hotter if they fail.
On-site Accessible Restaurants / Lounges: This is VITAL. Is it even possible to get to those restaurants if you are mobility-challenged? Do they have accessible tables? Is the buffet chaos manageable in a wheelchair? These are important questions.
Internet - The Constant Companion (And Sometimes, The Annoying Friend)
"Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!" Hallelujah! But let's be clear: does it actually work? Because there's nothing more frustrating than trying to get some work done or even just stream a movie after a long day of travel, only to be met with the spinning wheel of doom. I hope it doesn’t cut out at the most inopportune moment.
Internet [LAN]: Honestly, haven't used a LAN cable in a hotel in years. But hey, it's there; good for them. They remembered the past.
Internet Services: Guessing this includes printing, perhaps? Always good, though usually expensive.
Wi-Fi in Public Areas: Essential for those of us who like to people-watch while simultaneously pretending to work.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: The Spa and Beyond
Okay, let's get to the good stuff. "Pool with a view" is immediately intriguing. Is this a stunning infinity pool overlooking something spectacular, or just a rectangular box by the side of the building? And is it actually maintained, or does it look like a swamp?
Body Scrub, Body Wrap, Fitness Center, Foot Bath, Gym/Fitness, Massage, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom: Okay, now we are talking. A good spa can make or break a vacation. But the quality varies wildly. Is the steamroom actually steamy, or just a slightly humid box? Are the masseuses skilled, or do they just seem like they watched a YouTube tutorial five minutes before? I can’t stand a bad massage. It's not relaxing; it’s torture!
Swimming Pool, Swimming Pool [outdoor]: Is there a separate kid’s pool? Are there enough loungers? Are they all already "reserved" by guests who've strategically placed their towels at dawn? These are the real questions.
Cleanliness and Safety: The COVID-19 Reality Check
Listen, let’s be honest. Nowadays, this is HUGE. "Anti-viral cleaning products"? Great! "Daily disinfection in common areas"? Absolutely necessary! "Room sanitization opt-out available"? I like this—it shows respect. I remember the pre-COVID days (a simpler time!) and how much I just wanted clean sheets and a clean bathroom…and I'm not even that fussy. Now it's about more than just that.
Individually-wrapped food options? Makes sense! We’ve all become paranoid.
Safe dining setup?: This is a must.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: The All-Important Sustenance
A la carte in restaurant/ Buffet in restaurant: I love this! It gives versatility to options on food.
Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant: If they are good, that's a plus.
Bar, Poolside bar: A drink-filled necessity.
Coffee shop, Coffee/tea in restaurant: Caffeine is a requirement for the modern world.
Desserts in restaurant: Dessert should be good.
International cuisine in restaurant, Western cuisine in restaurant: Nice.
Room service: 24-hour room service is a must. There's nothing sadder than a late-night craving and no options.
Vegetarian restaurant: Always appreciate a place that caters to dietary needs.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Make a Difference
Oh, God, do I love convenience. "Air conditioning in public areas" - check! "Concierge"- vital for getting reservations or just the inside scoop on the best local places.
Daily housekeeping: Because nobody wants to live in a pigsty on vacation.
Elevator: Hopefully more than one.
Laundry service, Dry cleaning, Ironing service: Essential, unless you're a travel minimalist who only packs a single, wrinkle-resistant t-shirt. Which I am not.
Safety deposit boxes, security features: Important for peace of mind.
For the Kids: The Family Factor
"Babysitting service"? Possibly, may need it. "Family/child-friendly"? That’s a good start. "Kids meal"? I have no kids! Still nice for those who do!
Available in All Rooms: The Room Itself - My Personal Sanctuary
Okay, this is it, THE ROOM!
Air conditioning: Amen.
Alarm clock: I hate those! I have my phone.
Bathrobes: YES!
Blackout curtains: Necessary for sleeping in the sun.
Coffee/tea maker: Crucial for early morning survival.
Free bottled water: A nice, thoughtful touch.
Hair dryer: Yay!
In-room safe box: Always good.
Internet access – wireless: Necessary
Laptop workspace: Is it actually usable?
Mini bar: Is it ridiculously overpriced?
Non-smoking: I hate the smell!
Private bathroom: Always necessary.
Seating area: Good for lounging, or working.
Shower: Hopefully with good water pressure! Don’t want weak water pressure!
Wi-Fi [free]: Gotta have it
Okay, that’s it. I've covered everything. Hopefully. Now, for the most important part: The actual experience. And that, my friends, is where the true adventure begins. Let the chaos commence!
Charleston Getaway: Fairfield Inn & Suites Luxury Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this ain't gonna be your typical, perfectly-curated travel brochure itinerary. This is real life, baby! This is me, rambling my way through a San Diego stay at the La Quinta Mission Bay (and let's be honest, probably messing it up in a beautiful, unpredictable way).
Day 1: Arrival, Regret, and Tacos (Probably in That Order)
- 1:00 PM: Arrived at San Diego International! Woohoo! …Wait. Where’s the rental car shuttle? Oh, right, the "free" one usually requires you to walk about a geological age to the actual rental car. I swear, they make it a test of endurance. Already sweating, and I haven't even seen the ocean yet. Sigh.
- 2:30 PM: Finally, miraculously, secured the rental car. A beige monstrosity, I'm pretty sure it's older than I am. The GPS insists on taking me on the scenic route – which, in this case, means bumper-to-bumper traffic. "Scenic" my foot.
- 3:30 PM: Arrived at La Quinta! Checked in. Let’s be honest, I chose La Quinta because it had a decent price, free breakfast (essential!), and proximity to… well, stuff. The lobby smells faintly of chlorine and… ambition? Okay, maybe just chlorine. The room is…clean. And large enough. Success! (For about 5 minutes. Then the regret that I didn’t spring for the ocean view kicked in.)
- 4:00 PM: Unpacked. Or, attempted to unpack. More like, threw my clothes haphazardly onto various surfaces. Felt a wave of "I-should-be-more-organized" anxiety, which I promptly squashed with the thought of tacos.
- 5:00 PM: Tacos! Found a little hole-in-the-wall place based on a Yelp review that was mostly incoherent, but promised "mind-blowing salsa" (it delivered!). Ate way too many, probably got salsa on my face, and blissfully ignored the impending doom of needing to change my flight.
- 7:00 PM: Wandered (stumbled) back to the hotel. The sunset was ridiculous. Like, cotton candy pink and orange explosion over the bay. For a moment, I forgot about the beige car and the impending doom of my bank account.
- 8:00 PM: Attempted to use the (free) Wi-Fi. Failed. Started to watch something and got kicked out and then started to wonder if I would be able to watch it tomorrow.
Day 2: Mission Bay Mishap and the Glorious Failure of Being a Tourist
- 7:00 AM: Breakfast! The free breakfast at La Quinta is a buffet of… expectations. The coffee is weak. The waffles are…waffle-shaped. The fruit looks suspiciously like it came pre-sliced in a plastic container. Yet, I devoured it all. Because priorities.
- 8:00 AM: Decided to be a responsible tourist and go to Mission Bay. Figured it would be all sunshine and rainbows. It was… mostly. Rented a kayak. This is where things get… interesting.
- 8:30 AM: Kayak Struggle Bus Begins. I'm not kidding. Getting in the damn thing was a full-body workout involving a lot of flailing, giggling, and the distinct feeling that I was about to fall in the water. I did fall in the water once… and the time I found a new friend! Well, not really, she just kinda… watched.
- 9:15 AM: The Paddle-ocalypse. Wind. Current. My arms felt like they were going to fall off. I went in a circle, then went the opposite direction and then hit the other side of the bay and took a quick break. It turns out kayaking is hard. Like, "I-should-have-trained-for-this" hard. There were moments where I seriously contemplated just abandoning the kayak and swimming back. The regret. It settled in like a cold, wet blanket.
- 10:30 AM: Survived the kayak adventure. My shoulders are screaming. My ego is bruised. But I'm alive! And slightly less pathetic than when I started.
- 11:00 AM: Decided to visit a nearby beach. Sat awkwardly in the sand, wishing I had brought a book. People seem to be having idyllic beach days, tanning, playing volleyball… I just sat there, contemplating my life choices.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch. Again, tacos. This seems to be the theme of my San Diego trip. It's a good theme.
- 1:00 PM: Back to the hotel for a nap. Kayaking is exhausting!
- 4:00 PM: Decided to check the pool. It's…okay. Clean. A few kids splashing around. I dip my toes in and am immediately reminded that I spent the day kayaking and decide to maybe go watch television instead until dinner.
- 6:00 PM: Found a good local restaurant this time so I am feeling on top of the world.
Day 3: Last Day, Last-Minute Errands, and Airport Shenanigans
- 7:00 AM: Another free breakfast ritual. This time, I bravely took my time and enjoyed it. Maybe I'm getting used to the waffles?
- 8:00 AM: Packing. Or, trying to cram everything back into my suitcase. It's a disaster, but I'm getting better at ignoring it.
- 9:00 AM: Checked out. Said goodbye to the beige beast of a rental car (good riddance!). Took forever to do the final paperwork.
- 10:00 AM: Went to the airport. The entire airport was shut down because of the weather. There are delays and even some cancellations, and I'm starting to feel a growing sense of panic.
- 11:00 AM: Found a quiet corner, breathed, and finally booked my flight.
Final Thoughts:
San Diego, you were…a mixed bag. The tacos were consistently amazing. The kayaking was a colossal failure but a hilarious memory. The La Quinta? Well, it served its purpose as a basecamp for my adventures (and survived my general clumsiness). Would I come back? Absolutely. But next time, I’m definitely splurging on a hotel with an ocean view, and I’m taking kayaking lessons first. And maybe learning how to pack. Maybe. Probably not.
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