Oshkosh Getaway: Unbeatable Deals at Quality Inn!
Oshkosh Getaway: Unbeatable Deals at Quality Inn! - A Very Human Review
Okay, so here's the thing. I just got back from Oshkosh. Oshkosh! I never thought I'd say that, much less get excited about a trip there. But hey, life throws curveballs, and sometimes those curveballs land you at the Quality Inn promising "Unbeatable Deals." And honestly? Against all odds, it wasn't terrible. Let's break it down, shall we? Buckle up, because this is gonna get… real. (And messy. Prepare for mess.)
Accessibility Adventures (and Mild Frustrations):
Alright, first off, a big thumbs up for trying. The wheelchair accessibility was… mostly there. The lobby was decent, the elevator worked (phew!), and I spotted some accessible rooms. But the little cracks started to show inside the room. A slightly narrow doorway here, a tight squeeze in the bathroom there. It's that classic case of "almost there," which, let's be honest, can be MORE frustrating than outright inaccessibility. I'm thinking of my Aunt Susan, who uses a walker; she'd navigate the lobby just fine, then bam! stuck in the bathroom. Kinda defeats the purpose, right? Side note: a big sigh of relief at the car park [free of charge]. Parking fees are the bane of my existence.
The Room - My Temporary Fortress:
Let's be honest, the rooms are… Quality Inn rooms. Comfortable enough. The air conditioning was a godsend, even if it sounded like a semi-truck idling outside. The **bedding was good; clean, fresh. The *blackout curtains*? *Amazing*. Seriously, I slept like a log, and the *extra long bed* was a welcome bonus for my perpetually sprawled-out self. You know the drill: desk, TV, mini bar (sadly empty, but the fridge was a refrigerator). Ah, good old coffee/tea maker. It was a lifesaver!
There were some cool things, really. They had complimentary tea. The daily housekeeping was on point. The bathroom was clean, and there was a phone (who uses those anymore!). You could open the windows if you liked (which I did, even though it wasn't a view with a "view" as I was expecting). The slippers were a nice touch too.
Here's a small detail: I would have liked a better mirror. The one in the room felt dated. And the lighting was a bit dim, if I'm being honest. But hey, I'm not expecting perfection!
Internet: The Lifeblood of the Modern Traveler
Thank goodness for Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!. I'm a digital nomad, a professional procrastinator, and a chronic over-sharer, and it kept me connected. Speed was acceptable, no major dropouts (thank the deity of internet!). Internet access - LAN was also available, which is a nice touch too (for the rare folks who still use those).
Feast or Famine: Dining, Drinking, and Snacking
The breakfast [buffet] was included, a staple of any Quality Inn. Frankly, I had low expectations…and they were met. Standard fare: lukewarm scrambled eggs, rubbery bacon, and a waffle maker. The coffee… well, let's just say it woke me up. I saw asian breakfast as an option, although I skipped it, which I'll probably regret.
There was a coffee shop around, but I didn’t check it out. I did discover there’s a snack bar, which is convenient. The restaurants are few, but I believe there was room service [24-hour]. I didn't use it though. It's probably the better option.
For the Kids:
Let's be real, I don't have kids. So I didn't check out the babysitting service or "the kids facilities". The hotel is labeled family/child friendly.
Cleanliness and Safety: The Post-Apocalyptic Edition
The pandemic has certainly changed the game. The Quality Inn had a decent system in place. They were very serious about Staff trained in safety protocol and there was hand sanitizer everywhere. I was slightly weirded out by the volume of anti-viral cleaning products, but, better safe than sorry. They did Rooms sanitized between stays, and had profession-grade sanitizing services.
Services and Conveniences - The Good, the Bad, and the "Meh"
The usual suspects: daily housekeeping, laundry service (yay!), dry cleaning, and luggage storage. The business facilities were functional: Xerox/fax in business center, meetings, and some meeting stationery! There was a convenience store (perfect for late-night snacks).
The concierge was friendly, though not exactly a fountain of local knowledge. The elevator was a big plus!
Things to Do - Ways to Relax
I didn't see a lot of those things, so the fitness center, gym, spa, pool with view were all things I didn't see. The swimming pool [outdoor] was open and seemed okay, I think. It was outside of my interest zone. Getting Around
Car park [free of charge] was HUGE, that's a win. I didn't use the airport transfer, car power charging station, or taxi service. I like to walk and do not like to drive.
Final Verdict:
Look, the Quality Inn in Oshkosh isn't the Ritz. But it's a solid, dependable option if you're looking for value. It's clean (mostly!), the staff is generally helpful, and the location is convenient. The accessibility situation needs some work, and the breakfast isn't going to win any awards, but if you're looking for a comfortable place to crash that won't break the bank, you can't go wrong. Just pack your own coffee and embrace the fact that you're in Oshkosh. You might be surprised. (I was.)
Escape to Paradise: Hotel Duval's Unveiled Luxury in Tallahassee!
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're heading to… Oshkosh, Wisconsin! Specifically, the Quality Inn. Don't judge, okay? It's a launching pad, a necessary evil before we explore the… well, whatever there is to explore. This isn’t a polished travelogue; this is me, raw and flailing, documenting the chaos.
Day 1: Arrival, Realizations, and Questionable Pizza
- 1:00 PM - Arrival at Quality Inn: Honestly, the curb appeal is… there. Let's be real, it's a Quality Inn. You expect beige and a vaguely depressing atrium. I'm already picturing the complimentary continental breakfast… stale pastries, lukewarm coffee, and the existential dread of choosing between "soggy waffle" and "slightly less soggy waffle."
- Quirky Observation: The lobby smells faintly of chlorine and… desperation? Is that a thing?
- 1:30 PM - Check-in Debacle: Smooth sailing! Except the key card didn't work. And the backup key didn't work. And the third key… well, let's just say the front desk guy, bless his patient little heart, looked like he'd seen some things. Finally, after a solid ten minutes of card-swiping and muttered apologies, I'm in. Room 312! Promising.
- Emotional Reaction: Initially, annoyance. Then, a wave of "What am I even doing here?" This is the part where you just… sigh, and unpack.
- 2:00 PM - Room Reconnaissance: The room is… functional. Two double beds, a TV from the Jurassic period (I swear, it's got rabbit ears), and a view of… a parking lot. Okay, adjusting expectations. At least there's a mini-fridge. Score.
- Anecdote: Found a stray pen under the bed. My inner detective is already on the case. Mysteries of the Quality Inn: I am ready.
- 2:30 PM - Pizza Quest: Desperately needed fuel. Googled "pizza near me." The options were… limited. Settled on "Papa John's." Don't judge me! The reviews were… mixed. But hey, pizza's pizza, right?
- Opinionated Language: This pizza… it was a culinary tragedy. The crust was cardboard, the sauce tasted vaguely of sadness, and the cheese… well, let's just say I suspect it was a distant cousin of something that had once been cheese.
- Emotional Reaction: Disappointed. Deeply disappointed. I'm re-evaluating my life choices.
- 3:00 PM - Pizza Regret and Bedtime: Ate three slices because I was hangry. Now, existential pizza regret is setting in. Curling up on the bed with the TV (I'm avoiding rabbit ears at all costs).
- 4:00 PM - Naptime My body needs it.
Day 2: Local Flavors and Emotional Ups and Downs
- 7:00 AM - Morning coffee: The complimentary breakfast, like I predicted, was a slightly less soggy waffle.
- 8:00 AM - Titan Stadium Tour: Not a huge sports person, but hey, it was something to do. Turns out, it was a good time.
- 9:00 AM - The EAA Aviation Museum: This place… this is where the trip got interesting.
- Doubling Down on Experience: I was expecting planes, right? And, yes, there were planes, glorious, soaring metal birds. But it was more than that. It’s about ingenuity, about the sheer human audacity to dream of flying. I spent hours wandering around, my jaw permanently dropped. The history, the innovation, the stories… it was inspiring, even moving. I spent the most time in a certain exhibit that was dedicated to planes flown by women.
- 12:00 PM - Lunch Lunch was okay, but I was still getting over the pizza.
- 1:00 PM - City Park: A quick stroll in a local park to shake off the history and some thoughts.
- 2:00 PM - The Great Escape: Found a small, independently run bookstore just down the street from the hotel. They were a cozy escape. The scent of old books and fresh coffee.
- 3:00 PM - Back to the room, and the realization: The room still smells like chlorine and, perhaps, a touch of hope, just like the lobby.
- Messier Structure and Occasional Rambles: I am starting to embrace the strange and beautiful reality that is Oshkosh. This trip is a mess, but It's been wonderful.
- 6:00 PM - Dinner: Went to a local café. Got a wonderful steak.
Day 3: Departure and Reflections
- 7:00 AM - Breakfast: Got to the hotel, and the waffle has been eaten. I have a breakfast burrito.
- 8:00 AM - Packing up.
- 9:00 AM - Check out. The front desk clerk was different this time, but the smile was still there.
- 10:00 AM - Drive home: I'm going to be honest, I'm sad to go. It was unexpected. I’m leaving Oshkosh feeling a little less lost. Okay, maybe a lot less lost.
- Stronger Emotional Reactions: Who knew a trip to Oshkosh could be so… transformative? I went expecting beige and bland. I found history, beauty, and some seriously questionable pizza (still not over that). It was a reminder that beauty is where you find it. And sometimes, it's found in the most unexpected places.
- Opinionated Language: Oshkosh, you sly dog. You surprised me. You genuinely, unexpectedly, surprised me. I'll be back. Eventually. Maybe.
Oshkosh Getaway: Unbeatable Deals at Quality Inn! (AKA… Is This Thing Even Real?)
Okay, so "Unbeatable Deals"… what's the *catch*? (Because there's *always* a catch, right?)
Alright, alright, I get it. The word "deal" triggers the "fine print" alarm in everyone's brain. And honestly? Sometimes… it feels like there *should* be a catch. But with this Quality Inn deal in Oshkosh, at least based on my experience last weekend… it's actually pretty darn good. They don't explicitly advertise it, but they usually have some kind of discount, especially if you're booking last minute. My friend Sarah and I, we're masters of procrastination and… well, let's just say we snagged a room the night before for a price that made us do a double-take. We were pretty sure the website had a typo!
The "catch"? Well, I guess you could say the *location* might be it. It's not *right* on the lakefront. But honestly? Five minute drive? Big deal. You also *might* have to battle a slightly dodgy elevator. Mine made noises like a disgruntled robot. But hey! It got me to my room!
Is the Quality Inn actually… quality? I've seen some hotels… *shudders*.
Okay, this is where I had my *own* internal battle. My expectations were… low. I'm used to a certain… let's call it "rustic charm" in budget hotels. And yeah, the Quality Inn wasn't exactly five-star. But it was CLEAN. And that, my friends, is a HUGE win. My biggest fear is always waking up to a suspicious stain on the sheets. And thankfully, the sheets were crisp, white, and stain-free! (Phew!). The room was… a little dated. Think slightly faded floral wallpaper. But it was spacious, the air conditioning worked, and the bed was surprisingly comfy. I slept like a log! (Which, honestly, is all I really ask for in a hotel.)
My advice? Manage your expectations. It's not the Four Seasons. But it's clean, safe, and a great basecamp for exploring Oshkosh.
Tell me about the breakfast, please! Because a bad hotel breakfast can *ruin* a day.
Ah, the breakfast. This is where things get… interesting. It’s the classic hotel breakfast experience. Think: waffles (which, by the way, were actually pretty decent!), instant oatmeal, a slightly suspicious-looking scrambled egg situation, and… the ever-present, endlessly refilled coffee urn. I'm not gonna lie, the coffee tasted vaguely of burnt rubber. But hey! Free coffee! A cup or two got me up and running. They had those pre-packaged muffins that are invariably either rock-hard or so soft they dissolve in your hand.
The highlight? The waffle maker! I'm convinced there's some unwritten law that forces you to make a waffle. Honestly, it's a small joy, and it makes the whole breakfast experience a little less… depressing. Just lower those expectations, and you'll be fine. Pack some granola bars, just in case.
What's there to *do* in Oshkosh? (Besides, y'know, sleep and eat lukewarm eggs?)
Oshkosh! It's… charming. It's got that quintessential Wisconsin small-town vibe. The lake is beautiful, of course. We spent a lot of time just wandering along the shore. Check out the EAA Aviation Museum – even if you're not a plane nerd (I'm not!), it's fascinating. The architecture is, dare I say it, gorgeous, especially the historic downtown area. There are some cute little shops, art galleries, and some decent restaurants. We had some *amazing* cheese curds! (This is Wisconsin, after all.)
Honestly? The best part was just relaxing. Escaping the chaos of every day life. The slow pace, the friendly people... it was refreshing. It's the perfect spot for a quick getaway. It's an easy trip, and Oshkosh is surprisingly full of fun. Definitely worth a visit.
Parking? Is it a mess? Because I HATE fighting for parking.
Nope! Thankfully, parking was a breeze. The lot at the Quality Inn was spacious and we got a spot close to the door. No circling the block for an hour, no battling with other cars. It sounds small, but it adds to the overall feeling of relaxation. Parking is just an easy part of getting in and out. Pure bliss, really!
The Pool? Is there a pool? Is it… clean?
Yes! There is a pool! And… well, I didn't *personally* test it out (I'm more of a "lounge by the pool" person, not a "swim in the pool" person). But it *looked* clean enough. The kids seemed to be having a blast, and that's always a good sign. There were, however, about a thousand squealing children, so it's wasn't exactly a relaxing oasis. But if you have kids, it's a massive bonus.
Any downsides, *besides* the sketchy elevator/breakfast (which, let's be honest, are pretty standard for budget hotels)?
Okay, real talk time. The noise. The walls are thin, as they usually are. We could hear conversations from the hallway, the TV from the next room, the aforementioned squealing children (that pool was popular!). Bring earplugs! That is a must. Also, the wifi was… spotty. It worked, *most* of the time. But if you're relying on it for video calls or heavy internet usage, you might be frustrated. But I was there to relax, which is more important to me.
Oh, and the air conditioning unit in my room was a *little* noisy. But I just cranked up the TV and tuned it out!
So, would you recommend it? Spill the tea!
Absolutely. Especially if you're on a budget and want a quick getaway. The "unbeatable deals" part? It's real. The Quality Inn itself? It gets the job done. It's clean, comfortable enough, convenient to everything, and heck, the waffle maker alone is worth the price of admission! Just remember, you're not booking the Ritz. Lower expectations, bring earplugs, enjoy the cheese curds, and embrace the slightly quirky charm of Oshkosh! You won't regret it. I give it a solid 8/10! Would stay again!
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