Escape to Columbus: Your Perfect Hilliard Stay Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into my Columbus escapade at "Escape to Columbus: Your Perfect Hilliard Stay Awaits!" And let me tell you, "perfect" is a tricky word. This ain’t a sterile, corporate review – this is me, unfiltered, sharing the messy, beautiful, and sometimes slightly frustrating reality of a stay.
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The Grand Entrance (Accessibility & All That Jazz):
First off, I'm a big believer in accessibility, and right off the bat, I was cautiously optimistic. The website had all the right buzzwords, but you know how that goes. Getting in was… okay. The ramp was there - a little bit steep, but manageable. The elevator? Smooth sailing. Score one for "Escape to Columbus." The real test came in the room… which we'll get to.
My Room: A Rollercoaster of Hope and Mild Disappointment
Alright, so I need a solid accessible setup. And the room… well, it tried. The bathroom was actually pretty decent, with grab bars and enough space to maneuver. Hallelujah! But the bed? Too high for comfortable transfers, despite the promise of "extra long beds." (See, the details matter!) It's a classic example of almost getting it right. And the little things… the desk was a little too low and the seating area felt like a forgotten after-thought.
Wi-Fi Woes & Internet Antics (Because, Let's Be Real, This is Key)
"Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!" they screamed. And yes, the Wi-Fi was free. But "reliable" and "strong"? Those are fighting words. Let's just say, my attempts to stream a movie resulted in more buffering than actual viewing. I even plugged into the LAN. Still a mixed bag. It felt like a battle. I ended up wandering into the lobby a few times, hoping for a stronger signal, and ended up chatting with other disgruntled guests. Misery loves company, I guess? The only downside of this? I'm now friends with people from Iowa. Nothing wrong with Iowa, but I was there to relax, not build cross Midwestern friendships.
Food, Glorious Food (Mostly, but with a Few Glitches)
Okay, real talk: I live to eat. And dining is a big part of the hotel experience, right? The restaurant, "The Columbus Grille," offered an appealing menu. The buffet breakfast? Decent. Not amazing, but certainly enough to keep me fueled for the day. I especially liked the little omelet station! Score!
But I’m not going to lie, my first night's dinner, I ordered the steak. It was… well, it was overcooked. Seriously overcooked. I almost sent it back, but I’m not really one for making a fuss. I just quietly ate my potatoes and contemplated the nature of charred beef. The a la carte food was solid, though.
- Accessibility: I'm giving Columbus Grille a tentative thumbs-up. The space was open enough to maneuver, and the staff were very accommodating.
- Asian Breakfast: I'm a little obsessed with Asian cuisine. None!
- Desserts: It was the chocolate cake. And it was glorious.
Relaxation Station: Spa, Pool, and the Elusive "Zen"
Now, the "Spa"? That’s why I booked here! The website promised a haven of relaxation. And the "Spa/Sauna"? YES! The sauna was amazing. Seriously, I spent a solid half-hour in there and felt all the tension melt away. They had a Pool with a view, and the pool itself was pretty darn inviting.
Things to do
With all the amenities, one would think I'd be busy. However, I basically spent the days reading and napping. There were no shows!
Cleanliness & Safety: A Mixed Bag of Sanitizer and Skepticism
I was really impressed by their dedication to hygiene and taking COVID seriously. They provided hand sanitizer everywhere. They had the daily disinfection in common areas. The room was pretty spotless on arrival. It felt safe, which is huge. However, I did notice a few nooks and crannies I'd probably have scrubbed more thoroughly if I was in charge. Overall, I felt safe enough.
For the Kids & Family Friendly
The hotel certainly welcomes families.
- Babysitting: I didn't have the use.
- Kids meal: While it was available, I opted for a solo experience.
The Oddball Bits & Bobs:
- "Doctor/nurse on call": Thank goodness, I didn't need them, but knowing they were there was reassuring.
- The Gift/Souvenir Shop: Cute for a quick grab, but nothing special.
- The Security [24-hour]: Always good to know.
Getting Around
The car park [free of charge] was a blessing. I don't do public transportation in Ohio.
The Verdict: Would I Escape Again?
Would I recommend "Escape to Columbus?" Honestly, it depends. If you're after a perfect, flawless experience, probably not. But if you're okay with a few imperfections, a bit of adventure, and a damn good sauna, then yeah, why not? It's got potential. And hey, maybe next time, the Wi-Fi will work! 3.5/5 stars. (Rounding up for the sauna).
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups! This ain't your grandma's travel itinerary. This is… my Columbus, Ohio adventure, centered around the La Quinta Inn & Suites by Wyndham Columbus West - Hilliard. Let's see if I can salvage this trip from the abyss of mediocre hotel room entertainment and chain-restaurant sameness.
The (Un)Organized Chaos: Columbus, OH – La Quinta & Beyond!
Day 1: Arrival & Immediate Regret (Just Kidding… Kinda)
- 2:00 PM - Arrival at the La Quinta (Columbus West - Hilliard): Oh goodie, the promised land of complimentary breakfast and slightly-above-average mattresses! Check-in was smoother than I expected. The front desk lady actually smiled – a rarity in the cynical world of travel fatigue. Score one for humanity. My room? Standard. Clean. Beige. The holy trinity of hotel room decor. My first emotional reaction? Mild disappointment. I was expecting a little spark in my room, perhaps a surprise giraffe wearing a tiny bellhop hat… alas. I unpack, and my suitcase explodes with the usual suspects: clothes I'll never wear, books I'll never read, and approximately 17 pairs of socks. I always overpack socks. I blame my irrational fear of cold feet.
- 2:30 PM - The Great Coffee Quest: My caffeine levels are bordering on hazardous. I wander the hotel, searching for the promised coffee. Ah, yes, the complimentary "breakfast area." A symphony of beige tables, sad-looking pastries, and the promise of bottomless coffee. The coffee? Let's just say it needed a serious pep talk. I bravely soldier on, choking it down and vowing to find a real coffee shop.
- 3:00 PM - Hilliard Exploration (and Mild Panic): Armed with a hastily-Googled list of "Things to Do in Hilliard," I venture out. The parking lot of the La Quinta is a teeming jungle of minivans and rental cars. I head towards the local brew pub.
- 3:30 PM-4:30 PM - Brew Pub (Name Withheld to Protect the Innocent): Found this little gem. The atmosphere was decent – dim lighting, loud conversations, and the comforting aroma of hops. The beer selection was… extensive, which is both a blessing and a curse for the indecisive me. I ended up ordering a flight of beers and spent way too long trying to figure out which was my favorite. The service was slow, which is not great, but not horrible. The beer won the day, though.
- 5:00 PM - Back to the La Quinta (and the Netflix Abyss): I'm already starting to feel the pull of the hotel room. Netflix, here I come! I'll probably spend the next few hours lost in the digital ether, occasionally emerging for snacks and bathroom breaks. The pinnacle of my evening.
- 7:00 PM - Dinner - Something Close by (Possibly the Same Bar): I'm leaning towards ordering pizza. Or maybe Chinese food. Or maybe I'll be the pathetic person who orders room service. Okay I ordered pizza. A good decision.
- 9:00 PM - Staring at the Ceiling (Contemplating Life Choices and Fluffy Pillows): My mind is a swirling vortex of existential dread and the sudden urge to reorganize my entire life. This is the part where I realize: I'm more exhausted than I thought; I should have brought a book.
Day 2: Columbus, the Adventure Begins (Maybe)
- 7:00 AM - Breakfast & Regret… Again: The complimentary breakfast is still there. I bravely try a waffle. It's… edible. I eye the pastries with suspicion.
- 8:00 AM - The Columbus Zoo (and the Existential Dread Returns): This will be my big destination of the day. The Columbus Zoo is supposed to be awesome, and I want to be impressed. I am, to a certain extent. The bears are majestic, but the crowds are slightly overwhelming. Seeing a polar bear swimming is something, I guess. It makes me momentarily forget my personal failings. Overall, a solid experience, and I'm glad I went. Though I spent an embarrassing amount of time watching the meerkats dig holes.
- 11:00 AM - Lunch: In a random cafe near the Zoo. The coffee is better than the hotel coffee, but not by much. I'm starting to appreciate the small joys in life. Like finding a clean public restroom.
- 12:00 PM - The German Village (The City Was Amazing!) Holy cow! This place is adorable! Cobblestone streets, quaint little houses, and the aroma of freshly baked bread. I wandered around, pretending I was in a fairy tale. Honestly, I'm a sucker for anything pretending to be the past. I bought a souvenir mug (obviously).
- 2:00 PM - Dessert, Glorious Dessert: The German Village had an entire shop dedicated to sweets! I got the most decadent chocolate cake I could find. Zero regrets. That cake was the emotional pinnacle of my entire trip.
- 3:00 PM - Back to the La Quinta (for Nap Time): I collapsed back in the hotel feeling like I've climbed Mt. Everest. Nap time, here I come! The best part of this trip is getting away from real life for awhile.
- 6:00 PM - Dinner at some local diner: The last night dinner. I can't remember what I ate. But I know it was good.
- 8:00 PM - The Hotel Room Hangout (Repeat): Another night of Netflix, existential pondering, and the comforting glow of the hotel TV.
Day 3: Departure & the Aftermath
- 7:00 AM - Farewell Breakfast… and Goodbye: I'm getting surprisingly used to the complimentary breakfast. I ate a waffle. I'm starting to miss Columbus already.
- 8:00 AM - Check Out & Head Home: A surprisingly quick check-out. I'm not sure what I expected.
- 12:00 PM - Back Home: A messy, wonderful trip. I had a good time. I'd do it again.
Imperfections, Observations, and Ramblings:
- The Bed: The mattress was surprisingly comfortable. The pillows, however, were a bit too fluffy for my taste. I always bring an extra, flat pillow from home.
- The Air Conditioning: Perfectly adequate.
- The Bathroom: Clean. The water pressure was decent. No complaints.
- The "Free" Wi-Fi: Worked about 80% of the time.
- The People: Everyone in Columbus was surprisingly nice. I'm used to the jaded city dweller types, so this threw me off.
- Emotional Verdict: Overall, a pleasant and surprisingly fulfilling trip. Would recommend (with the caveat that you adjust your expectations accordingly). I left feeling a little less exhausted and a little more appreciative of the small joys in life (like a good slice of cake). Goodbye, Columbus. I'll be back, one day.
Escape to Columbus: Your Perfect Hilliard Stay Awaits! – Yeah, Right... Let's Talk About This (FAQ-ish Edition)
Okay, so... what *is* "Escape to Columbus"? And why is that name so darn generic?
Alright, deep breaths. "Escape to Columbus" is... well, it's how we're calling this trip, this quest, to Hilliard, Ohio. Honestly, the name? My fault. Brain fart. We were brainstorming at like, 2 AM, fueled by leftover pizza and desperation. "Columbus... Escape... Yeah, that'll do!" Don't judge me. I've got a toddler and a goldfish named Kevin. My brain is… scrambled.
Basically, it's a proposed visit to the Hilliard area – thinking about stuff to do, where to stay, and, you know, *surviving* the whole experience with sanity (hopefully) intact. Think of it as your slightly-disorganized, often-hilarious, mostly-honest guide to a potential adventure.
What are we *actually* talking about doing in Hilliard? Beyond, you know, just *being* there?
Good question! We're hoping to explore a bunch of stuff. The plan (ha! Plan. Like I *have* a plan…) is mostly open to suggestions, but the initial checklist includes: a park visit (because nature is good for the soul, or at least for getting the kids tired), some good food (because *duh*), potentially a museum or something educational (to appear cultured), and, crucially, finding a decent coffee shop. I *thrive* on caffeine. Without it? RUN. Run far, far away.
Someone mentioned a water park, which sounds both amazing and like pure chaos. I'm on the fence. The thought of sunscreen and screaming children sends shivers down my spine… but the idea of a lazy river? Pure bliss. Decisions, decisions…
Where should we stay? Hotels? Airbnbs? Camping in a treehouse? (Okay, maybe not the last one...)
Ah, the million-dollar question! I'm personally leaning towards a hotel, preferably one with a pool and free breakfast. I'm a simple woman, but I do have needs. Airbnbs seem like a good idea… until you realize you have to clean up afterwards. And I’m on vacation! I don’t do cleaning during vacation. No. No. No.
I’m checking out some options in Hilliard proper. Comfort is key, people. Comfort and *not* having to make my own bed. Is that too much to ask?
Food! What about food? This is crucial. What kinds of restaurants could be good for this trip? Got recommendations?
Listen, I take food VERY seriously. This is not a drill. Food is fuel, food is happiness, food is… well, food. I'm a sucker for good pizza, and I hear Hilliard has some decent options. Also, I've heard whispers of amazing Mexican food. My taste buds are already doing a happy dance.
We'll need to consider the kids! So, family-friendly places that are, you know, actually *good* and not just serving up chicken nuggets and regret. Suggestions are VERY WELCOME. Seriously, send me your faves. My stomach (and my marriage) will thank you.
How about things to *do*? Parks? Museums? Escape Rooms? (I'm terrible at those.)
Okay, so the *things to do* are definitely the fun part. Parks are a must, particularly if the weather cooperates. Fresh air and a playground – a win-win. (Unless it's raining. Then it's a wet, miserable, and definitely *not* a win.)
Museums… possibly. Honestly, the thought of dragging a toddler through a silent museum filled with priceless artifacts fills me with a mixture of dread and amusement. We'll see how brave I'm feeling that day. Escape rooms? I’m in, but don’t expect me to solve anything. I'm the one who panics in the corner, okay?
Someone suggested the Columbus Zoo… which is a big commitment. We'll need to plan for that one. So many animals! So many opportunities for meltdowns! It could be epic, in a horrifyingly wonderful way.
What's the whole point of all of this? What are you *really* hoping to get out of this Hilliard adventure?
Honestly? A break. A tiny, fleeting, possibly-illusory break from the daily grind. A chance to eat some good food, see some new sights, and hopefully, not completely lose my mind. A chance for the kids to let off some steam, and for me to… well, maybe try to relax a little. I know, I know, it's a long shot. But hey, a girl can dream!
And maybe - just maybe - discover a new favorite coffee shop. That would be the ultimate victory.
Okay, okay, but be honest... What's the *biggest* fear about this "Escape to Columbus" escapade?
Oh, that's easy. The *biggest* fear? The kids. Specifically, the potential for epic meltdowns in public. Picture it: me, covered in crumbs, wrestling a toddler who's decided the floor is a personal trampoline, while simultaneously trying to prevent a full-blown tantrum from the other one. All while attempting to maintain a semblance of composure and, ideally, not spill my precious coffee. The horror... the *absolute* horror.
But hey, we'll have snacks. Lots and lots of snacks. And if all else fails? We'll retreat to the hotel room, order pizza, and watch cartoons. That's the backup plan. The *good* backup plan.
Will you actually *go*? Will this thing actually happen? Is this whole thing just a pipe dream fueled by caffeine and wishful thinking?
That's the million-dollar question, isn't it? (Or, you know, the question I'm asking myself every five minutes.) The *intention* is yes. We're actively planning, researching, and cautiously optimistic. But life, as they say, happens. Kids get sick. Weather goes wonky. My goldfish, Kevin, escapes his tank and wreaks havoc (okay, maybe *that's* a long shot).
So, yes. We *intend* to go. But promises? I make none. Consider this a tentative adventure, subject to change, whims, and theFind That Hotel
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