Enid's BEST Hotel Deal? Travelodge Wyndham Secret Revealed!
Enid's BEST Hotel Deal? Travelodge Wyndham Secret Revealed! (Or is it?) - A Messy, Honest Review.
Alright, alright, alright… let’s talk about this Travelodge Wyndham thingy in Enid, Oklahoma. "Best Hotel Deal?" That's what the ad promised. And trust me, after a cross-country road trip fueled by questionable gas station coffee, the lure of ANY hotel deal felt pretty damn good. Here’s the raw truth, seasoned with a generous helping of my own chaotic experience. Buckle up, buttercups!
First Impressions & The Accessibility Gauntlet:
Okay, so the website said accessible, right? Accessibility is… well, it’s important. Let's be real! Now, I don’t personally need a wheelchair, but I’ve traveled with folks who do. And the "accessible" label… it's often a suggestion. The website touted "facilities for disabled guests." My first challenge? Parking. Finding a designated accessible spot wasn't a free-for-all, which was a solid start.
The elevator? Yay! Easy access. The exterior corridor… well, it felt a bit… well, let's just say the paint job was more "budget-friendly" than polished. No, I'm not sure if it has a CCTV outside property and CCTV in common areas because I didn't look for it. The hallway lighting wasn't the brightest. The doorman? Non-existent. Welcome to the Wild West of Enid hospitality.
Rooms & Amenities: A Mixed Bag, Like My Laundry:
The room itself? Non-smoking, thankfully. (Because I am a non-smoker and don’t want to smell other people's smoke.) Air conditioning – thank God, it was like an oven out there. The room looked… clean. But not hospital-grade clean. More like "survived a quick wipe-down." The linens felt… well, they were clean, but they definitely weren’t luxurious. The bed was… a bed. It did its job. I needed the blackout curtains, because I was exhausted from, you know, traveling.
There was free Wi-Fi, which is a must in this day and age. And it was good, too, really! (Remember, that’s Wi-Fi [free]). I actually managed to stream a movie without endless buffering. I appreciated the internet access – wireless and the Internet access – LAN option, so thumbs up there.
Things to Do and Ways to Relax (LOL):
Okay, so there’s a fitness center. I peeked in. It looked… functional. I didn’t actually work out but good on them for having one. The pool with view? Well, it had a pool. I wouldn’t say the view was spectacular. Let's just call it "Enid-esque." There wasn't a spa that I could see, or, anything like a sauna or a steamroom or my precious massage. A Body scrub and Body wrap seemed unlikely.
Dining, Drinking and Snacking… or Survive on Gas Station Snacks:
The Breakfast [buffet]… that’s where things got interesting. The website mentioned a Breakfast takeaway service. I, unfortunately, slept straight through it. I think that's pretty lazy of me, but I was so tired, so I am gonna give myself a pass. There was a Coffee shop, but I didn’t see it. There was a Snack bar, that I unfortunately didn't see either. It seems to be, that the more I have to do in the morning, the less I can do. The website also mentioned Restaurants. There aren't any restaurants that I can think of, other than a buffet, so I am not sure if that means I should rate this really low. Sadly, all I could find were the gas stations, and my stomach wasn't too thrilled about it.
Cleanliness and Safety: Hoping for the Best, Praying for the Room:
This is where I get a little concerned. The website mentioned Anti-viral cleaning products. That’s reassuring. Daily disinfection in common areas? Good. Rooms sanitized between stays? That’s important. Staff trained in safety protocol? I noticed that. First aid kit? Okay. Hand sanitizer available? Always a plus!
But… there were a few things that made me pause. The room itself didn't smell overly sanitized. And the hallway… well, let’s just say I kept my hand sanitizer within arm's reach. Hygiene certification? I didn't see any visible signs, although I definitely noticed the smoke alarms.
Services and Conveniences: A Little Bit of This, Bit of That:
Currency exchange? Um, no. Cash withdrawal? There was an ATM! There was a convenience store, too. It was a small kind of store, but I wasn't expecting much from Enid. I loved, that the front desk [24-hour]. I used the dry cleaning, which was nice. They offered luggage storage. The elevator was nice. The daily housekeeping, which was awesome. The invoice provided.
For the Kids:
I don't have kids, so I didn't look, but I think the website mentioned Family/child friendly so, that's good.
Getting Around:
Car park [free of charge]! Hallelujah! Car park [on-site]. Always a plus. Taxi service? Probably, but I didn’t need one. Airport transfer, and Valet parking? No and no (I wasn’t expecting them).
My One BIG Experience That Defined The Stay:
Here's the thing: Right after checking into the room, I collapsed onto the bed. I was SO tired. I turned on the TV, the remote wasn't working. I called down to front desk and they told me a new remote would be sent. It took almost an hour for them to appear. When someone finally did, the person was really apologetic, and I could tell they were working hard. But, that just started my "negative experience" ball rolling. I felt for the workers.
The Verdict: Worth the Deal? Maybe, with Caveats.
Look, was it the Ritz? Absolutely not. Was it the worst hotel I’ve ever stayed in? Nah, not even close. It was clean enough, the free Wi-fi was great, and it served it's job. If you're looking for a cheap, functional place to crash in Enid, and you're not expecting luxury, this Travelodge Wyndham thingy… might fit the bill. But, go in with realistic expectations, pack your own snacks, and maybe bring a good book to pass the time, because the charm is… understated. Now, excuse me, I'm off to find a decent cup of coffee.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because my trip to Enid, Oklahoma at the Travelodge by Wyndham is about to get…well, let's just say it won't be winning any awards for pristine planning. This is gonna be messy, y'all. Like, a spilled coffee on a stained motel carpet kind of messy.
Day 1: Arrival and Existential Motel Thoughts
1 PM: Arrival at the airport (ha!) and the journey to the motel. Okay, so “airport” is a generous term in this instance. More like a glorified bus station. I'm already sweating from the Oklahoma heat, and I swear that taxi driver was trying to get me to go to the wrong motel (maybe it was a better one?). Found the Travelodge eventually. It's… well, it's a Travelodge. You know the vibe. Basic. Functional. Carpet that's seen things. Decided to skip the pool because… well, my imagination tells me it's probably home to an entire ecosystem of unknown creatures.
2 PM: Check-in Debacle and the Room of Mild Disappointment: The check-in process involved more paperwork than I've ever seen in my life, and the lady at the front desk was incredibly grumpy. Room keys? More like Room Keep-Away keys. My room? Let’s be honest, it’s not exactly a palace. The air conditioner looks like it's seen better decades, and there's a vaguely unsettling smell of…something. Could be old cigarettes, could be the lingering scent of forgotten dreams. Honestly, I'm leaning towards the latter.
3 PM - 5 PM: The Deep Dive into the Motel Room Abyss. Okay, here's where I went full-on lazy traveler. I immediately crashed on the bed. I swear, I think the mattress was designed to swallow you whole. Spent the next few hours wrestling with the remote (turns out, the TV has more channels than I have friends) and flipping through the channels like a manic squirrel looking for the perfect nut. I considered a nap but decided against it, because, well, I wouldn't want to waste the only day I had to do stuff. Stared out of the window, pondering deep philosophical questions, like "What is the meaning of life?" and "Why does the coffee machine sound like a dying walrus?"
6 PM: Dinner Fiasco and a Revelation About Convenience Stores. After being convinced to dine at the supposed restaurant near the Motel, I ordered a burger (I have a thing for burgers and the food was delicious). I also had a side of fries. The fries were cold. I was not happy. After the meal, my stomach decided to feel a little weird. I needed a snack. Turns out, the 7-Eleven down the street is a godsend. Picked up a bag of chips the size of my torso and contemplated the profound beauty of processed food. It's so simple, really. It's perfect.
7 PM: Trying to Watch TV Without Losing My Mind: I thought I'd use the time to watch some TV. I switched through every channel until I became increasingly bored and decided to spend a lot of time just staring at the walls. The walls were boring.
8 PM: Stargazing (Kinda). After a few drinks and realizing I was tired, I stepped outside. Stared at the sky, which was surprisingly beautiful. I saw a few stars and a few planes flying over the Travelodge. It was nice, really.
9 PM: Bedtime. I fell asleep.
Day 2: Exploring Enid (Or at Least, Attempting To)
8 AM: The Coffee Catastrophe and Breakfast of Champions. The coffee in the room? Terrible. Undrinkable. I spent twenty minutes staring longingly at the coffee machine, contemplating the purchase of a new one. Deciding to opt-out, I went down to the lobby for breakfast. It was the standard continental fare: lukewarm coffee, stale muffins, and some questionable-looking fruit. I loaded up on carbohydrates. Fueling up for a day of… well, I wasn't sure what yet.
9 AM - 12 PM: The Cherokee Strip Regional Heritage Center: Finally, an actual plan! Made my way over to the Cherokee Strip Regional Heritage Center. This place was neat, but I had a hard time focusing due to the fact that I wanted to go back to the room, jump on the bed, and watch TV.
12 PM: Lunch and an Unexpected Friendship (Maybe). Found a little local diner. Had the most amazing chicken fried steak. The waitress was super friendly, and, for a fleeting moment, I considered asking for her number. I didn’t.
1 PM - 3 PM: The Garfield Theater Disaster. I wanted to visit some sort of theater, but it was closed. I was annoyed. I would be able to relax a bit and watch the theater from outside but I wanted to see inside.
3 PM - 5 PM: Back to the Realm of the Motel Room. At this point, the outside world had lost its appeal. Decided to embrace my inner couch potato and head back to the Travelodge. Found myself staring again at the walls.
6 PM: More Chips. After eating more chips, I considered going out for dinner. I decided against it.
7 PM - 9 PM: TV and Existential Dread. Watched a bunch of TV, staring at the walls.
9 PM: Bedtime. Sleep.
Day 3: Departure and the lingering scent of sadness:
8 AM: The dreaded breakfast and leaving: The end of the journey.
Rest of the Day: Depart.
Overall Assessment:
Enid, Oklahoma, is… well, it exists. The Travelodge? It was… a hotel. It was a place to stay. I'm not sure if I'd recommend this trip, but I wouldn't tell you not to go to the Travelodge. It's a good stay for the price. It’s not the worst place I've ever been, but it isn't the best. I'm going to rate this stay a 6/10.
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Okay, spill the beans! WHAT is this "Secret Revealed" thing about the Travelodge Wyndham in Enid?
Alright, alright, keep your horses! The "Secret Revealed" isn't some Illuminati-level conspiracy. It's more like... a REALLY good price. I stumbled upon this deal, and I’m telling you, it’s basically highway robbery – but in a *good* way. I'm talking crazy-cheap compared to what you *think* a Wyndham Travelodge in Enid *should* cost. Seriously, I was expecting a catch… like maybe the rooms were haunted by overly chatty tumbleweeds or something. (Spoiler alert: no haunted tumbleweeds... unless you count the weird rustling in the AC vent at 3 AM.)
Did the price REALLY make you question your life choices? Like, question EVERYTHING?
Dude. Yes. I mean, when I saw the initial quote, I actually refreshed the page three times. I *swear* I thought I'd accidentally clicked on a "Buy One Get One Free - Nuclear Submarine" ad. I started wondering if maybe I had a long-lost relative who worked at the Enid Wyndham and was anonymously footing the bill for me. Then I realized… probably not. It's just... a ridiculously, almost *suspiciously* low price. I'm talking less than a decent burger and fries combo. My expectations? Low, to say the least.
So, the price is good. But... HOW IS IT REALLY? Like, the ROOM. The hotel, man! What's the deal?
Okay, so here's the thing. My initial "I'm expecting tumbleweeds" attitude was...somewhat justified. It's not the Ritz, people. Let's be crystal clear. The room? Clean. But…let’s just say the décor screamed, "We haven't redecorated since the late 90s, and we’re proud of it!" The carpet might have seen a few things. There was a faint, almost imperceptible scent of… well, not "new car smell." More like "slightly used laundry detergent." Perfectly acceptable, though. I've seen worse. And it comes with a mini-fridge, which is a total win for late-night snackers (me!). The wifi? Functional. Not blazing fast, but functional. You're here for the bargain, remember?
Breakfast? Tell me about the breakfast! Is it a continental breakfast of champions, or a continental breakfast of despair?
Breakfast... Ah, yes. The holy grail of hotel experiences. Okay, so here's where things get a little... erratic. The "continental breakfast" label is accurate. It’s there. There’s coffee. Potentially, sometimes, cereal. Bags of prepackaged pastries. It's *not* going to win any culinary awards, but… it'll do. I remember one morning, I actually saw a guy *try* to make a waffle. Oh, the drama! He fumbled with the waffle iron for like, five solid minutes. It was like watching a slapstick comedy routine. He finally gave up…and grabbed a pastry. We've all been there, buddy. At least the coffee helped me wake up, I guess.
Let's talk about the location, location, location. Where's this magical place situated? Enid has gotta be a bit blah, right?
Enid. *Enid*. Let's be honest, it ain't exactly Paris. But you know what? It’s perfectly fine. The Travelodge Wyndham is conveniently located near… gas stations. And… well, there's a McDonalds. But the town has its charms – if you look for them. It’s a great base for exploring the local area. Plus you can always drive somewhere else. It really depends on what you want it to be! I did a really great drive and there were some beautiful fields!
Okay, the MOST IMPORTANT question: Would you stay there AGAIN? And more importantly, would YOU recommend IT?
Hold on! Let me take a long, hard, slightly judgmental look into my soul. Okay… YES. I would. And yes, I *do* recommend it. Here's why: For the price, the value is incredible. Seriously. You're trading the "luxury" of, say, a ridiculously overpriced spa for… money in your pocket. And sometimes, let’s be honest, that's the best luxury of all. If you're looking for a cheap and cheerful place to crash, explore, and maybe contemplate the mysteries of a slightly-used carpet, then absolutely. Go. Book it. Just don't expect the world. (And pack your own fancy coffee. Trust me.)
Any MAJOR disasters to report? Like, a cockroach convention, or a rogue sprinkler system at 3 AM?
Okay, okay, this is a BIG one. I need to be REALLY honest here... Remember that humidity attack I mentioned earlier? Well, one memorable night, the AC in my room decided to… well, it decided to *die*. Flatline. Gone. Kaput. And it was summer. And it was Oklahoma. I woke up in a puddle of my own sweat, feeling like I'd been shrink-wrapped in a damp towel. I called the front desk, they were remarkably cheerful and apologetic about the issue, and after a whole *while* of waiting, they sent up a maintenance guy with a fan. I eventually managed to pass out again. The fan worked. No cockroaches. No rogue sprinklers. Just… sweaty, slightly traumatized me. But hey, for the price… I survived. And, in all honesty, it's an adventure to laugh about now. The staff tried to fix it. It shows you they care, not exactly a nightmare hotel. It’s OKAY! I'm still recommending it!
Any tips for surviving the Travelodge Wyndham experience? Secret hacks?
Alright, super-secret tips from yours truly: * **BYOS (Bring Your Own Snacks)**: The mini-fridge is your friend. Stock it up! * **Earplugs are your friends.** The sounds of the world get louder at night. * **Embrace the Quirks:** Let the slightly dated décor, the questionable breakfast, and the potentially dodgy AC add to the charm. Laugh about it! * **Set realistic expectations:** You're not paying for the Ritz. You're paying for a roof over your head and a chance to escape the real world. And that, my friends, is priceless.
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