Escape to Oregon's Wine Country: Luxurious Stay at Portland's Hidden Gem!
Escape to Oregon's Wine Country: A Truly Luxurious Stumble (or Triumph?)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to unleash a deep dive (and I mean deep) into this supposed "hidden gem" in Portland's Wine Country. Forget bland travel brochure speak; I'm gonna give you the real deal, the messy, glorious, sometimes-slightly-off experience of a stay at this place. Buckle up, because it's going to get rambly.
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First Impressions (or, The Chaos Begins!)
Landing in Portland, I was already buzzing with anticipation. The promise of wine, relaxation, and maybe, just maybe, a moment of actual peace? Yes, please. Finding the place was a breeze, thanks to clear signs, even if my brain felt like a scrambled egg after the flight. Airport transfer? Nailed it. Kudos to the driver for navigating my luggage, which, let's be honest, resembles a small personal apocalypse. Upon arrival, the exterior was… well, impressive. Elegant, understated, not ostentatious. Security [24-hour] and CCTV outside property made me feel instantly safe, especially when I was fumbling with my suitcase! The doorman greeted me with a genuine smile. Score one for first impressions!
Accessibility: A Mixed Bag (Like My Luggage!)
Okay, this is important. They touted accessibility, and while mostly good, there were a few hiccups. Wheelchair Accessible rooms are available, which is a massive plus, and elevator access to all floors is a godsend. The corridors were wide, and the doorways generously sized. Facilities for disabled guests were present, but during certain hours I found it difficult to find someone to help.
- The Pool Scenario: The Swimming pool was beautiful. Pool with view? Absolutely. However, getting down the ramp was a bit anxiety-inducing. The angle seemed a bit steep, and I worried about rolling into the water (not something I fancy!) The staff were quick to assist, but independently navigating it wasn't ideal. The swimming pool [outdoor] was stunning - a true oasis.
- Bathroom Blues: The Additional toilet in the room was spacious. However, the grab bars could have been better placed. Petty complaint, I know, but these things matter!
Rooms: A Sanctuary (Mostly)
My room? Gorgeous. Really, utterly gorgeous. Non-smoking rooms, thankfully. The Air conditioning worked like a charm (essential in the summer heat). Blackout curtains meant sweet, sweet sleep. The bed was comfortable. Really, really comfortable. I sank into it like a cloud and immediately regretted that I'd promised to unpack. The bathrobes and slippers were a nice touch, pushing me firmly into "pamper mode." The in-room safe box gave me peace of mind for my valuables, and the minibar was dangerously tempting. The Internet access – wireless was solid, though I also appreciated the Internet access – LAN option. I did a quick video conference that worked seamlessly. Free Wi-Fi? Yes, and in all rooms! Also the Desk was extremely comfortable for working.
- My 'Minor' Glitch: One minor gripe (and I'm being super picky here, remember): the Alarm clock seemed to have a mind of its own. Woke me up at 3 AM with a jaunty pop song. Traumatizing. I immediately called reception (using the handy bathroom phone) and they were very apologetic. Kudos for the fast response.
Cleanliness & Safety: Pandemic-Era Peace of Mind
During COVID times, this is huge. Seeing this hotel's commitment to cleanliness was very reassuring. Anti-viral cleaning products were visibly used. Hand sanitizer stations were everywhere. Staff trained in safety protocol were observed during my stay. Daily disinfection in common areas, and especially the rooms sanitized between stays, were a huge plus.
Dining: A Culinary Adventure (With a Few Stumbles!)
Alright, let's talk food. Because, let's face it, food is everything.
Breakfast: The Breakfast [buffet] was a glorious spectacle. Western breakfast, plenty of options, and frankly, I loaded up on enough carbs to fuel a marathon. The Coffee/tea in restaurant was fresh.
Restaurants & Lounges: The restaurants were top-notch - a Vegetarian restaurant and Western cuisine restaurant. The Poolside bar was a lifesaver. The Asian cuisine in restaurant served up a wonderful lunch.
A La Carte and Alternative Meals: The option for A la carte in restaurant was fantastic, for those who don't love buffets. I thought the Alternative meal arrangement was a great approach.
The Slight Hiccup: One evening, I ordered Room service [24-hour]. The food was delicious (the risotto was heavenly), but it took a while. Patience is a virtue, right?
Ways to Relax: Spa Day Heaven (Almost!)
This place, in my humble opinion, nails relaxation. The Spa is a must-visit. The massage was utterly divine. Honestly, I think I drooled. The sauna, steamroom, and Spa/sauna were perfect for melting away stress. I didn't try the Body scrub or Body wrap, but maybe next time! The Fitness center was well-equipped, and while I intended to use it, my bed was just calling. So for the record, I appreciated that I had a gym/fitness area even if I did not enjoy the Fitness center . The Foot bath was lovely.
- My Weird Experience: I wandered into the Pool with view to stare at the horizon. Wonderful.
- Couple's Room: This is the perfect spot for a proposal!
Services & Conveniences: Mostly Smooth Sailing
Daily housekeeping kept my room pristine. I used the Laundry service (because I’m basically a mess). Concierge service was incredibly helpful. Cash withdrawal facilities were convenient. Dry cleaning and Ironing service were available. I especially appreciated the Doorman and Front desk [24-hour]. Also, I used the Luggage storage.
Things To Do & Getting Around:
The hotel is incredibly easy to get to. I used the Airport transfer service. The Car park [free of charge] was an added perk.
For the Kids: A Mixed Verdict
I didn't have any children with me, but this seemed like a good place to bring them. There are Family/child friendly options. They offer Babysitting service.
The Bottom Line (Because You Need One!)
This place? It's good. Actually, it's really good. It has a few imperfections, but the overall experience is fantastic. The luxurious rooms, the stunning spa, the delicious food, and the excellent staff more than make up for any minor hiccups. Would I go back? Absolutely. Would I recommend it? Without a doubt! Just remember to double-check that alarm clock! And bring a good book – you’re gonna want to stay a while.
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Alright, buckle up, buttercup, because this isn't your grandma's perfectly-formatted travel itinerary. This is… me, unleashed, wandering aimlessly (and hopefully, hilariously) through the vicinity of the Residence Inn Portland South/Lake Oswego. Get ready for some serious Portland-vibes, and probably a healthy dose of "Why did I wear these shoes?"
The Unfiltered Portland Pilgrimage: A Residence Inn Ramble
Day 1: Arrival, Disorientation, and the Quest for Caffeine
Afternoon (14:00-ish): Touchdown in Portland! Smooth flight? Nope. Delayed. Luggage immediately wants to rebel. Found it after fifteen minutes of sweating and mumbling in the baggage claim. Ugh. Finally, finally, at the Residence Inn. Okay, the lobby is pretty clean. Definitely a plus. Check-in: Smooth. The front desk guy had a charmingly crooked smile. Score one for human interaction.
Afternoon (15:00-ish): Room check. Yup, it's got a kitchenette. Gotta stock up on snacks. Because… travel. And I'm hungry.
Afternoon (15:30-ish): The immediate need: Caffeine. Portland is a serious coffee town. Gotta find a good cup. Yelp tells me something about a place called "Ristretto Roasters." Apparently, they're the bomb. Time to embrace the adventure…
- Anecdote Alert: Finding Ristretto was a bit of a comedy of errors. My GPS decided it was a good time to go on the fritz, so I ended up driving in circles. I may have screamed at a roundabout. Totally normal. Finally found the place. Worth. Every. Frustrated. Turn.
Late Afternoon (16:30-ish): Okay, caffeine levels are acceptable. Time to wander Lake Oswego. It's supposed to be gorgeous. This is where the real adventure/exploration begins!
Late Afternoon (17:30-ish): Lake Oswego, it's…fine. Pretty, I guess, but a little too manicured for my taste. Kinda reminds me of a wealthy person's perfectly-coiffed poodle. But the lake views are great.
Evening (18:30-ish): Dinner. Food truck time! Portland's known for them. Found one that specializes in tacos al pastor. Absolutely divine. I may or may not have ordered three. Judgment-free zone, people.
Evening (19:30-ish): Walked around after the tacos. Regretting the third one a little. Did a quick grocery run for breakfast supplies because…budget.
Evening (20:30-ish): Back at the Residence Inn. Crash and… attempt at sleep.
Day 2: More Portland, More Coffee, and The Great Powell's Book Invasion
- Morning (08:00-ish): Breakfast at the hotel. It's…free. Fine. I’m not complaining. Coffee, eggs, and an existential crisis because I'm an adult.
- Morning (09:00-ish): Coffee round two: Research time. Finding the best coffee shop near the Residence Inn is a serious task. Must. Find. The. Perfect. Brew. After much deliberating, decided to try a different place.
- Morning (10:00-ish): Venture into Northwest Portland. Aiming for Powell's Books. The Mecca of book lovers. Heard it's a maze of literary joy.
- Quirky Observation: Seriously, the number of bikes in Portland is astounding. And everyone looks so…cool. Like they just rolled out of a Wes Anderson film. I feel like a tourist, wearing my sensible walking shoes and carrying a purse.
- Morning/Afternoon (11:00 - 14:00): POWELL'S. Oh…my…god. This place is incredible. I got lost. I may have squealed. I definitely spent way too much money. Found a first edition of something I’ve always loved + a poetry book. My soul is ecstatic. My bank account is weeping.
- Emotional Reaction: Seriously. Powell’s…it's a religious experience. Get lost in the stacks. Touch ALL the books. Breathe in the paper-y, dusty air. It’s pure bliss. I could live in there. I almost did live in there.
- Afternoon (14:30-ish): Lunch near Powell's. Found a cute little cafe that serves the most phenomenal sandwiches. More budget-friendly than I expected. Happiness activated.
- Afternoon (15:30-ish): Walked around some more of the funky shops. There are so many shops. I need to get back to my book.
- Late Afternoon (17:00-ish): Heading back to the hotel. Must rest after that bookstore adventure. So much walking!
- Evening (18:30-ish): Dinner near the hotel. Looking for something casual. Maybe something Thai. Portland has everything.
- Evening (19:30-ish): Found a great Thai restaurant. Delicious and affordable.
- Evening (20:30-ish): Back at the hotel. Attempting to read my book. It’s going to take me a while.
Day 3: Hiking, A Bridge, and Farewell…for Now
- Morning (08:00-ish): Woke up late. Whoops. Breakfast… again.
- Morning (09:00-ish): Decision Time: I want to experience the natural beauty. Time for a hike. Decisions, decisions… Decided on a simple hike.
- Morning (10:00-ish): Drove to the trail.
- Morning/Afternoon (10:30-ish - 13:00-ish): Hiking. The trail was easy. The views were worth it. Nature.
- Anecdote Alert: I almost walked off the trail. I got lost in the scenery! Luckily, the lack of cell service kept me from being too lost.
- Afternoon (13:30-ish): Back to the car. Drove. Ate a snack.
- Afternoon (14:30-ish): I want to see a bridge. The bridges of Portland are supposed to be beautiful.
- Afternoon (15:30-ish): Stumbled upon some art under the Marquam Bridge. Very cool.
- Emotional Reaction: The art was vibrant. I loved it.
- Late Afternoon (16:30-ish): Back to the Residence Inn to pack.
- Evening (17:30-ish): Last dinner in Portland.
- Evening (18:30-ish): Driving to the airport.
- Evening (19:30-ish): Bye, Portland. You were weird, wonderful, and I'll be back.
Post-Trip Ramble:
Okay, so that "itinerary" was a bit of a whirlwind, right? Maybe not as structured as a perfectly planned vacation, but hopefully, it gave you a real sense of the experience. Portland is a city that defies neat descriptions. It's messy, quirky, and absolutely lovable. It’s about the unplanned detours, the unexpected moments, and the sheer joy of getting lost in a bookstore. And hey, if you end up at the Residence Inn, at least you'll have a comfy bed, a kitchenette, and a good starting point for your own Portland adventure. Now go forth and explore…and bring your own coffee.
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Alright, spill it. Is this "hidden gem" actually good, or just… hidden? (And, like, HOW hidden?)
Okay, okay, deep breaths. First, "hidden" is relative, yeah? I mean, it's not Narnia. Think, charming boutique hotel nestled in the rolling hills *just* outside of Portland. You won't find it by accident off the interstate. My GPS even got a little side-eyed at me on arrival. One minute you're on a proper road, the next, BAM, you're winding through vineyards, and it’s like, "Am I *sure* I'm going the right way? Is this a cult thing? 🤔" But then BAM again, and there it is. And honestly? Yeah, it's good. Like, REALLY good. The kind of good that makes you question all your life choices before that single perfect glass of Pinot Noir. Worth the GPS anxiety, definitely. Seriously, the first time I went, I was like, "Oh, they *meant* hidden..."
What's the *vibe*? Should I pack my sensible walking shoes or my sequined gown?
Okay, look. Sequins, maybe. But not in the *classic* "glamorous lady" way. Think… sophisticated casual. Like, "I might accidentally end up at a vineyard with a photoshoot, so I should wear something Instagrammable" casual. (Yes, I've done that, and yes, it was utterly mortifying that my jeans' zipper was not behaving that day. Luckily I survived.) Think… "I want to look elegant while simultaneously feeling like I've rolled out of bed" vibe. The hotel itself is stunning; think modern design with a touch of rustic charm. Less 'pompous mansion', more 'gourmet paradise'. You *could* rock the sensible walking shoes, because vineyard hopping *is* a thing. But, honestly? The kind of place where you can't even bring yourself to *think* about wearing something from Walmart. Not because it’s *forbidden*, but because the whole *vibe* just pushes you for refinement. I felt underdressed in my favorite pair of jeans and a t-shirt.
The food. The FOOD. Is the food as good as the pictures? (Because let's be real, those pictures are *gorgeous*).
The food. Oh, the food. Let me tell you a story. The first time I went, I was already stressed from the drive, and my phone was on 10%. Then, they put a plate of something in front of me (I *think* it was duck confit, but honestly, after the first bite, I'd have eaten *anything*), and it was like a cartoon angel choir started singing in my brain. It was *that* good. The pictures? They don't lie. Actually, they undersell it. The chef is a sorcerer, I swear. Every single dish is perfectly balanced, bursting with fresh, local ingredients. They grow some of the ingredients right there on site! I even saw the chickens. The *chickens*! Okay, maybe that's just me. But the truth is that, the food is worth every calorie and every single penny. I cried a little when I found out my allergies were not an issue for the chef.
About the wine... Is the wine good, or are they just *pretending* to know about it? I'm a pretentious wine snob.
Ahem. Okay, Mr./Ms. Wine Snob. Relax. You're in Oregon wine country. It's not a joke. They *know* their wine. The hotel has its own selection, curated by someone who clearly knows what they're doing. You'll be able to find a whole collection of wines from local vineyards, including many exclusive and hard-to-find bottles. AND, you're surrounded by *vineyards*. Like, *everywhere*. My advice? Don't even try to pretend you know everything. Just let the sommeliers guide you. They're passionate, knowledgeable, and eager to share their expertise. They'll walk you through the tasting notes, the terroir, the whole shebang. Prepare to learn something. Prepare to be humbled. Prepare to sip a glass of something so good, you'll momentarily forget you're judging everyone else. I'm not a wine snob, but I did a wine tasting and ended up buying 7 more bottles. That's not supposed to happen! It was a disaster, but a delicious one.
What if I’m a total klutz? Will I break everything?
Okay, I can relate. I once tripped over a perfectly flat patch of sidewalk while holding a cup of coffee. But, the hotel? Surprisingly forgiving. The design is luxurious, but also functional. No fussy, precarious furniture waiting to be knocked over. The staff? Incredibly gracious and understanding. If you spill wine (and hey, it happens!), they’ll handle it with grace. You can drop a plate and they'll try to help you with the mess. They're used to things; I've seen worse! Just try not to set yourself on fire, and you'll be fine. Seriously, the only thing you *might* break is your resolve to leave. I almost didn't, was legitimately close to becoming a permanent resident, and I kind of regret not doing so. Okay, maybe I was too drunk. Okay, maybe I was *very* drunk. We'll never know.
Can I bring my kids? My screaming, sugar-fueled, chaos-inducing kids? (Be honest.)
Okay, listen. I love kids. I do. But this isn't really the place for a toddler tantrum in the middle of a five-course meal. (I saw it happen at another place, and it was… well, let's just say I was relieved to *not* be there.) I'm being honest. This is more of a romantic getaway, quiet retreat, "recharge your batteries" kind of place. Double-check their policies, but generally, this isn't the "kid-friendly" vibe. Now, if your kids are, like, perfectly behaved, wine-loving teenagers who appreciate fine dining? Maybe. But, you know... *probably not*. There's no playground, no kids' club. Just… serenity. You're welcome.
What's the best thing to do there? (Besides eating and drinking, because, duh.)
Okay, this is where it gets tricky. Because, honestly? Staying in your room, ordering room service (which is, by the way, *divine*), and staring out the window at the vineyards is a perfectly acceptable activity. But, if you want to be *productive*... well, there are a few options. Wine tours are a must. Seriously. Each vineyard is aStay Finder Review
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