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Altus Escape: My Microtel Inn & Suites Getaway – Or, How I Survived a Weekend (Maybe)
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I just wrestled a weekend out of the clutches of… well, a weekend. And it involved the Altus Escape, this Microtel Inn & Suites in… Altus, Oklahoma. Don't judge. Sometimes you just need a staycation, even in a place you wouldn't necessarily choose as your first holiday destination. (No offense, Altus. You're… charming?)
Accessibility: Gotta Give it to Them (or at Least, Try)
First things first, accessibility. I'm not a wheelchair user, but I'm always hyper-aware because, well, it's just the decent thing. They do claim to have accessible rooms. Now, I didn't personally inspect one, but the listing says they do. That's a good start! The elevator was a must, obviously. It looked functional. I mean, you're in Altus, you're not expecting the Ritz. The hallways seemed wide enough, and the lobby didn't feel like a claustrophobic obstacle course. So, a tentative thumbs up. Check that box. Mostly.
Accessibility: Rambling Time - Because Life is Messy
Listen, I know that accessibility isn't always perfect, and sometimes, like in my own life it's a mess. But the effort and the claim that there's accessibility, that's what matters. I've seen worse. I've been to hotels that don't even pretend to care. I hate those. Ugh.
On-site Accessible Restaurants / Lounges: (Hold Your Horses… and Your Expectations)
Okay, here’s where things get a little… hazy. The description doesn't explicitly mention "accessible restaurants," just "on-site restaurants." And let's be honest, the on-site restaurant was more… "convenient" than "fancy." Think… decent diner fare, maybe. Comfort food that fills a void after a long drive. Accessible? Likely, but confirm with a call beforehand. I'd certainly hope so! I didn't see anyone struggling with stairs, that's for sure.
Wheelchair Accessible: See above re: the accessibility chat.
Internet – The Modern-Day Oxygen (Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!)
Thank. GOD. Free Wi-Fi in the rooms! Essential, right? Especially when you're trapped in Altus (just kidding, Altus!). The signal was surprisingly decent. I streamed Netflix without too many hiccups. I even managed to catch up on, wait for it… emails. (Cue the collective groan.) They do mention "Internet [LAN]" too, but who the heck uses LAN anymore? My grandma?
Things to Do (or How to Survive a Boredom Apocalypse)
Alright, this is where the Altus Escape faces its ultimate challenge. Things to do in Altus? Let's just say you won't be overwhelmed. The hotel itself offered some… potential distractions. The gym was small but present (more on that disaster later). There's an outdoor pool (a bit chilly for my visit, but looked inviting). They have a spa but I didn't get to experience it. The listing indicates "Spa/sauna," and "Steamroom." I saw a nice, view facing pool.
Fitness Center: A Comedy of Errors (and Mild Regret)
Okay. This is a story. About the Gym/fitness. I'm usually a gym rat in my normal life. So, I dragged myself to the Altus Escape "Fitness Center." I'm not exaggerating when I say it was the size of a large closet. Two treadmills, one elliptical, a weight bench that looked like it had survived a nuclear blast, and some ancient dumbbells. And the air conditioning was clearly on vacation. I started the treadmill, took about five steps, and instantly started sweating like a marathon runner in a sauna. I lasted all of 20 minutes. Humiliating. I felt like I was in a bad 80s movie. But hey, at least I tried. (And at least I can tell the story!) Moral of the story: Plan your workouts accordingly.
Pool with View (The Saving Grace?)
The outdoor pool, though… that's where the Altus Escape almost won me over. It definitely looked inviting, sparkling in the sun. Now, I'm not entirely sure what "pool with a view" actually means in Altus, Oklahoma, but I think it means "view of the parking lot and a few distant fields." Let people relax, not feel like they're being watched by the parking attendant!
Cleanliness and Safety: The Pandemic Shuffle
They're clearly trying. The listing boasts about Anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, room sanitization opt-out available, and professional-grade sanitizing services. They have hand sanitizer stations everywhere. Staff trained in safety protocol. Safe dining setup. The stuff you'd hope to see in a post-pandemic world. I felt pretty safe, but honestly, I've gotten so used to the extra precautions that it's almost background noise now.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Comfort Food is King (and Queen, Too)
The hotel's dining options were… functional. Restaurants, Coffee shops, Bars. There's 24 hour room service! Their Asian breakfast and Asian cuisine were pretty good. I opted for the buffet mostly (Breakfast [buffet], Buffet in restaurant). The coffee was passable. The meals were fine. I can't imagine myself hanging out at the bar and asking for a Long Island Iced Tea, but it was there. The convenience factor was definitely a plus. Think "solid, dependable, and not exactly Michelin-star." But after a long drive and the gym fiasco, perfect. The menu options and the bar made things a little better.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things Matter
They have the basics covered. Daily housekeeping. Concierge (I didn't test the concierge skills - sorry!). Elevator. Dry cleaning services (for the jet setters of Altus, perhaps?). They even had a convenience store (for those late-night snack emergencies). The whole experience just felt super convenient.
For the Kids:
Babysitting service available. Family / child friendly environment. Kids meal options. Kids facilities.
Available in All Rooms: The Nitty-Gritty (and the Honest Truth)
My room - which was Non-smoking - had the essentials. Air conditioning (thank GOD). Free Wi-Fi. Coffee/tea maker. I'm a sucker for a good, sturdy desk (Laptop workspace). The bed was comfortable enough (Extra long bed). Blackout curtains were a godsend (if you're trying to sleep in). The shower pressure was… adequate. I mean, it wasn’t luxury, but it wasn’t a disaster. The basics. The important stuff.
Room Decorations: A Touch of the Ordinary (and That's Okay)
The room decorations were… standard hotel fare. The room's windows opened. Carpeting? present. It wasn't exactly bursting with personality, but hey, at least it was clean. No weird art or anything. Safe/security feature, soundproofing, smoke detector, smoke alarm. It was a safe space. Non-smoking room.
Getting Around: Easy Peasy (If You Have a Car)
Free parking. Easy. And since you're in Altus, you'll definitely need a car. Don't expect to stroll anywhere. The hotel does offer Airport transfer, Car park [on-site] - all good.
Final Verdict: Altus Escape – Worth It? (Maybe)
Look, the Altus Escape is not going to blow your mind. But it's clean, convenient, and tries to cater to a range of needs (accessibility, safety, basic comforts). It's a decent option if you find yourself in Altus. Just temper your expectations. Embrace the… Altus-ness of it all. Pack your own entertainment. And maybe skip the gym unless you're feeling particularly adventurous. Consider giving it a try! You might be surprised. And hey, at least you'll survive the weekend. (Probably.)
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups. We’re going to Altus, Oklahoma. Microtel Inn & Suites. Wish me luck. This isn't going to be some picture-perfect travelogue. This is REAL LIFE travel, warts and all.
Microtel Inn & Suites by Wyndham Altus: My Altus Adventure - Aka, Pray for Me
Day 1: Arrival and the Questionable Charms of Oklahoma
- 1:00 PM - ARRIVAL. (Delayed, naturally.) – Okay, the flight was a mess. Delayed. Of course. You'd think after all these years, I'd learn to pack a good book and a stress ball. Nope. Just pure, unadulterated anxiety. Landed in Lawton, then a lovely, scenic drive to Altus. Scenic meaning… well, let's just say I got to admire a whole lot of vast, flat nothingness. Truly, the landscape of existential dread.
- 2:30 PM - Check-In. (Bless the Receptionist’s Soul.) - Found the Microtel. Front desk? Sweet as pie. Considering I'm running on fumes and the existential dread is thrumming, I needed that. She’s probably seen things. God love her. She even offered a free water bottle, which, in this godforsaken heat, felt like a goddamn oasis.
- 3:00 PM - The Room. (Not Bad, Actually!) - Surprisingly… clean. Okay, I know, low bar, but I’ve stayed in motels where the toilet didn’t look like it had been cleaned since the Carter administration. The AC is blasting which is necessary because sweating is an extreme sport. I’m already contemplating how many hours of TV I can get away with and if the vending machine has anything edible.
- 4:00 PM - The Great Grocery Store Caper. (I underestimated Altus.) - Google told me there was a Walmart nearby. Google lied. Well, not lied exactly, Google just… glossed over the fact that it was a good twenty-minute drive, and I am absolutely not doing that again. Settled for a local grocery. It felt as though the townsfolk were eyeing me warily, I could barely understand them I was so frazzled. Managed to secure some questionable snacks and water. The snack aisle was… an adventure. I found a bag of chips with a picture of a cartoon cowboy on it. Let's just say, the ingredients list read like a science experiment gone wrong.
- 5:00 PM - Room Lockdown & Judgement Free Snacking. - Unpacked. Put on my pajamas (don't judge, it's my uniform of comfort). Ate chips, drank water, and watched some truly terrible TV (the news: apocalyptic). I may, or may not, have eaten the entire bag of cowboy chips. No regrets. Okay, maybe a few.
Day 2: Exploring (Sort Of) Altus and the Deep, Dark Depths of Boredom
- 8:00 AM - Wake Up. (Slightly Regretful.) - The cowboy chips are weighing me down. Hotel breakfast! Let’s see if I can survive the free breakfast.
- 9:00 AM - The Hotel Breakfast. (Survived!) - Okay, the waffles were… decent. The instant coffee, however, tasted suspiciously like used motor oil. But hey, free is free, right? Got to keep that cost down, because I'm on a budget.
- 10:00 AM - Exploring Altus (Attempt #1). (Failed.) - Okay, "exploring" might be a strong word. Drove around. Saw a… bank. A gas station. And a lot more of that previously mentioned vast, flat nothingness. I considered checking out a local landmark, but the humidity was actively trying to kill me, so I went back to the blessed air conditioning.
- 11:00 AM - Room Entertainment: The Eternal Struggle. - Watched the same terrible news. Did I mention how I hate the news? And I’m not really liking my life choices here. Watched some truly abysmal reality TV. The boredom is setting in. I'm starting to hallucinate.
- 1:00 PM - The Lunch Debacle. (Regrets, I’ve Had a Few.) - Found a local restaurant. I can't remember the name; I blocked it from my brain. It was… fine. Bland. Soul-crushing. The iced tea tasted faintly of dish soap. The waitress was nice, though. She probably felt sorry for me. I think she might have sensed my despair.
- 2:00 PM - The Vending Machine. The Great Experiment. - Okay, it was calling to me, like a Siren's song of sugary despair. I invested in a Snickers bar (the cowboy chips weren't enough). It took my money, but – after much gnashing of teeth and frantic button-pushing – it spat out the Snickers. Victory! I’m not sure what I’m going to do with the rest of my life, but right now, I've won.
- 3:00 PM - The Bed. My New Best Friend. - Slept.
- 7:00 PM - Dinner (Takeout and Tears). - Takeout pizza. It arrived late and cold. Ate it while actively fighting the urge to cry. It was that kind of day.
Day 3: Escaping Altus (Thank God)
- 7:00 AM - The Breakfast of Champions (Again). - Waffles. Motor oil coffee. This time, I’m armed with a bottle of my own coffee creamer (always prepared).
- 8:00 AM - Pack. Pack. Pack. - I’m ready to leave. There’s no way I’m staying another day.
- 9:00 AM - Last-Minute Vending Machine Ritual (Snickers, Again!). - One last Snickers bar for the road. I needed that. It was… necessary. The only consistent thing in this entire, messy week.
- 10:00 AM - Check Out. (Sweet Release!). - The receptionist, bless her heart, actually smiled at me. Probably relieved to see me go.
- 10:30 AM - The Great Escape. - Hit the road. Goodbye, Altus. Goodbye, Microtel. I will never forget (or forgive) you.
Final Thoughts:
Would I recommend visiting Altus, Oklahoma? Well… if you absolutely have to. If you enjoy the vast, empty landscapes, the oppressive heat, the bland food, and the profound sense of existential boredom? Then, by all means, come on down! The Microtel itself? Clean-ish. The staff, lovely. Would I go back? Probably not. Unless I absolutely have to. And if I do, I’m packing an arsenal of snacks, a case of bottled water, and a therapist. And maybe a new hobby, because I'm convinced I'm dying of boredom. This trip was a rollercoaster… of emotions.
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So, Altus Escape? What IS it, exactly? Sounds… enticing. Or is it? (I'm already feeling a little skeptical, help!)
Microtel… is that… clean? I'm a clean freak, okay?! My therapist says it’s probably related to my childhood. And my ex.
What's the *best* part about the Altus Escape, according to you, oh wise and cynical FAQ-er? (Besides, you know, *escaping* the kids/in-laws/treadmill of life…)
The Free Breakfast? Okay. Tell me about this "free breakfast." Sounds intriguing. Or is it just… sad?
Okay, okay, so I’m in. But what about the location? Is Altus, Oklahoma… actually a place I want to *escape to*?
Any *actual* tips to make the Altus Escape somewhat pleasant? Besides, you know, lowering expectations.
So, is the Altus Escape worth it? Honestly? Gimme the bottom line.
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