Orlando's ICONIC Marriott: Unbelievable Deals Inside!
Orlando's ICONIC Marriott: A Messy, Honest Review - Deals, Dreams & Did I Forget My Toothbrush?!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your sterilized travel blog review. This is real life, Marriott style. And let me tell you, dealing with Orlando's ICONIC Marriott is a whole experience. It's a sprawling beast, a city within a city, and quite frankly, a little overwhelming. But hey, "Unbelievable Deals Inside!" they promised, so here's the lowdown, the good, the bad, and the "wait, did I really just pay that much for a Diet Coke?"
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Accessibility: Let's Get Real
Okay, first things first: Accessibility. This is where things started off promising. The website touted "Facilities for disabled guests," which is a good start, right? And initially, the wheelchair accessibility seemed decent. Wide hallways, elevators that actually work (a miracle!), and ramp access where needed. They've clearly put some thought into it.
BUT… and there's ALWAYS a but… the devil is in the details. Some areas felt a bit clunky. The pool area, while stunning with its "Pool with view" boasted by this resort, had a few tricky access points. The "Elevator" seemed a bit slow. They were there, they were trying, but perfection? Nope. It felt a little like they mostly cater to people moving at a certain speed.
On-Site Eats and Lounges: Food, Glorious Food (and the Price of It)
Alright, let's talk sustenance! Dining, drinking, and snacking. This place is a small city with all that.
- The Good Stuff: Multiple Restaurants (including a "Vegetarian restaurant," yay!). I splurged on the "A la carte in restaurant" at the Asian place and it was delicious. Also, the "International cuisine in restaurant" restaurant was a great way to experience the food in this multi-city hotel. The "Coffee shop" served a decent morning caffeine kick. The "Poolside bar" was exactly what you'd expect: overpriced cocktails under the Florida sun.
- The Not-So-Good Stuff: The prices. Sweet mother of pearl, the prices! I swear I saw a bottle of water for $8. The "Buffet in restaurant" breakfast was a bit of a free-for-all, and if you're not careful, you'll end up with a plate resembling a toddler's masterpiece. "Happy hour" didn't always live up to its name. I have an inkling that the "Bottle of water" was a price gouge.
- Must-Do: Hit up the "Desserts in restaurant" spot. You won't regret it. You may, however, regret your waistline.
Wheelchair Access: The Fine Print
See above. It's a mixed bag. Generally good, but be prepared to scout out the lay of the land, especially around the pools and some of the more hidden corners.
Internet Access: Wi-Fi Woes and LAN Laughs
- The Promise: "Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!" and "Internet [LAN]."
- The Reality: The Wi-Fi was… okay. A little spotty at times. Good enough for browsing but don't throw a virtual conference expecting perfection. Surprisingly, the "Internet access – LAN" was a throwback to the old days. I kid you not, I actually had to plug in a cable to my laptop in my room! Brought back some weird college memories. At least the "Wi-Fi in public areas" worked reliably enough for my social media addiction.
Things To Do & Ways to Relax: Spa Day Dreams and Fitness Center Fiascos
Okay, this is where the Marriott shines. And by shine, I mean offers a dizzying array of options.
- The Spa Delights: "Spa," "Sauna," "Steamroom," "Massage," "Body scrub," "Body wrap," and even a "Foot bath"! I practically lived in the spa for a day. The massage was pure bliss. Seriously, I felt like a limp noodle afterward. The only downside? More price tags that made my eyes water.
- Fitness Fanatic or Not? The "Fitness center" was… well, a fitness center. Machines, weights, the usual. Nothing particularly groundbreaking, but definitely functional.
- Pool Paradise: "Swimming pool," "Swimming pool [outdoor]," and the "Pool with view"! Glorious. Huge. The perfect place to pretend you're a glamorous movie star.
- Quirky Observation: I was this close to trying the "Couple's room" spa experience, but then I remembered I was alone. (Insert sad violin music here).
Cleanliness and Safety: Sanitized Dreams?
- The Good: They take this incredibly seriously. I mean, "Anti-viral cleaning products," "Daily disinfection in common areas," "Rooms sanitized between stays," "Hand sanitizer" EVERYWHERE. It felt reassuring. They even had "Sanitized kitchen and tableware items."
- The Questionable: Despite all the sanitizing, I still felt a little germ-conscious. Maybe it's the post-pandemic paranoia, or maybe it's just the sheer volume of people flowing through this place. They did make an effort to install a "Physical distancing of at least 1 meter" and even installed a "Safe dining setup."
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Let's Break It Down
I think I covered some of this already, but let's go deeper. Deep into the abyss of dining options.
- The Room Service Saga: The "Room service [24-hour]" was a lifesaver at 3 AM when I suddenly craved a grilled cheese sandwich. It was… edible. Not amazing, but edible. "Breakfast in room" was an option, but again, be prepared for the cost.
- The Snack Attack: The "Snack bar" was convenient for a quick nibble. I remember the "Coffee/tea in restaurant" was pretty good.
Services and Conveniences: Elevators, Elevators Everywhere
- The Perks: "Concierge" (super helpful). "Laundry service" (a godsend). "Daily housekeeping" (bless them). "Elevator" (thank goodness – there were a lot of floors!). "Convenience store" (for forgotten essentials… like my toothbrush). A "Gift/souvenir shop" for the obligatory "I went to Florida and all I got was this…" t-shirt. The "Doorman" was always there to greet you. "Luggage storage," "Meeting/banquet facilities," "On-site event hosting," all those things – handled.
- The Quirks: The "Air conditioning in public area" sometimes felt like a freezer. The "Elevator" again could be slow during peak hours. I swear, sometimes I took the stairs.
For the Kids: Mini-Me Mania
I don't have kids, but I saw a LOT of them. This place is definitely "Family/child friendly." They have "Babysitting service," "Kids facilities," and "Kids meal" options. Expect a high decibel level.
Access: The Basics
- "CCTV in common areas," "CCTV outside property," "Security [24-hour]," "Fire extinguisher," "Smoke alarms," "Smoke detector." All the safety stuff.
Available in All Rooms: The Essentials (and the Extras)
- The "Air conditioning" was a MUST. The "Alarm clock," a necessity. The "Coffee/tea maker," appreciated. The "Hair dryer," essential for my (slightly wild) hair. "Free bottled water," surprisingly useful. The "Mini bar," tempting (and EXPENSIVE). The "Wi-Fi [free]," hit or miss (see earlier). The "Shower," worked just fine. The "Toiletries," were… standard.
Getting Around: Airport Transfers and Parking Pandemonium
- They offer "Airport transfer," which is convenient. "Car park [free of charge] "is a major plus! But I did see "Valet parking," which costs. "Taxi service," readily available. "Bicycle parking," if you're feeling ambitious.
My Final Thoughts (and a Rant or Two)
Look, Orlando's ICONIC Marriott is… a lot. It's big, it's busy, it's expensive. But it's also got a lot going for it. The spa is incredible, the pool is amazing, and the sheer variety of options is impressive. The deals are worth it, if you manage to find them.
However, be prepared to navigate a slightly overwhelming environment. And for the love of all that is holy, budget for those Diet C
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into a messy, glorious, and probably slightly caffeinated itinerary for the Orlando World Center Marriott. Prepare for turbulence. And maybe a meltdown or two.
Subject: Operation Vacation: Orlando World Center Marriott – Prepare for Glory… and Chaos
Day 1: Arrival – The Disney Delusion Begins… Slowly.
- 1:00 PM: Touchdown at Orlando International (MCO). Ugh, the airport. Literally everyone and their cousin is here. The first test: navigating baggage claim. God, I hope my suitcase made it. Last time, it decided to holiday in… I don't even remember. Somewhere tropical, I suspect. Anyway, checked baggage successful! Hooray!
- 1:30 PM -2:00 PM: Uber/Lyft to the World Center Marriott. Okay, let's be frank. The drive is long, and the anticipation is KILLING ME. I keep seeing glimpses of the hotel through the trees and I am both giddy and slightly terrified. It's enormous. A literal castle. My inner child is squealing; my adult self is silently calculating how much the minibar is going to cost.
- 2:30 PM: Check-in. Praying to the travel gods for an upgrade. Or at least a room that doesn't face the parking lot. Seriously, I need a view. I deserve it, dammit!
- 3:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Unpacking (or, more accurately, attempting to unpack) and surveying the room. The balcony! Yes! The view! Okay, maybe not the ocean, but still… something. Bathroom inspection. Ah, yes. The holy grail of hotel life: plentiful towels. Check.
- 4:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Pool time! (Essential for any Orlando trip, right?) Finding a decent chair feels like winning the lottery. People are aggressive about the pool chairs around here. I secure my spot, apply sunscreen liberally (because: Florida sun), and promptly spill my overpriced pool-side margarita. Sigh. It begins.
- 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Dinner at Latitude & Longitude (the hotel's restaurant). Ambiance is… pleasant. Food is… Decent. The waiter, bless his heart, seems like he's been on shift since the dawn of man. I tip generously because I respect the struggle. He probably has to deal with people like me all day (sorry, dude).
- 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Exploring the hotel. It's a labyrinth! Seriously, I got lost, twice. Found the shops though (dangerous territory, I know). Walked by the Falls Pool Oasis, saw the nightly laser light show, oh the joy.
Day 2: Disney Dreams & Existential Dread (A Tale in Two Acts)
- 7:00 AM: Wake up. Too early, really. But excitement is a cruel mistress. Coffee, coffee, coffee.
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast (at the hotel or in the parks, depends on plans). Fuel. For Disney. Need ALL the fuel. If at the hotel, I hit up Citrus Breeze for a quick bite.
- 9:00 AM - Onward: DISNEY WORLD, BABY! (I'm thinking Magic Kingdom today. Because, classics. It will be crowded. I know this. I still want it.) Transportation? Probably the Disney transportation system, which is a marvel of engineering… when it works. Pray for the bus to not break down AGAIN.
- The Disney Experience (A Stream of Consciousness): The crowds! Oh, the crowds! The lines! The sun! I'm queuing for an hour for a five-minute ride, which is supposed to be "magical". I think this will be something. Okay, the ride itself is kinda fun. The music hits you a way, the nostalgia gets you. The smell of popcorn and churros. My inner child is doing cartwheels; my bank account is weeping. I'm hot, and my feet hurt. I'm overwhelmed by the sheer volume of people. The sheer magic is also overwhelming. I'm a mess. We see the parade. I want the parade. I want to be the parade. The fireworks… (cue the waterworks). Beautiful. Absolutely, undeniably beautiful. Worth the lines and the sweat. Okay. Maybe Disney is magic. Even for a cynical old gal like me.
- Act 2: Exhaustion and Existential Dread: By 6:00 PM, I'm a shell of a human. My feet are throbbing. My brain is fried from the sensory overload. I'm questioning my life choices. Do I really need another Dole Whip? (The answer: probably yes.) We somehow made it through all the chaos.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner at Disney or back at the hotel (if I can't handle more crowds). Comfort food is essential. Like, a gigantic burger and fries. Then back to the hotel.
- 9:00 PM: COLLAPSE. Into a comfy bed. Pray for a good night's sleep. And a slightly less crowded park tomorrow.
Day 3: Pool Day, Retail Therapy, and the Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing
- 9:00 AM: Finally wake up at a reasonable time. Recovery day! (Thank goodness. Disney is a physical game.)
- 10:00 AM - 3:00 PM: Pool time! This time, I claim the chair. Read a book (or attempt to. I'll probably get distracted by people-watching). Sunbathe (carefully!). Sip something refreshing (and maybe alcoholic). This is the life.
- 3:00 PM: Retail therapy. Because, vacation. I need a new pair of sunglasses, a souvenir t-shirt, and a ridiculous Minnie Mouse headband, even if I'll only wear it once.
- 4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Spa treatment at the hotel's spa (if budget allows). If not… a long, luxurious bath in the hotel room. With a face mask. And a glass of wine. Priorities, people!
- 7:00 PM: Dinner. Maybe a fancy restaurant in the hotel. Or maybe just room service, because I'm already exhausted. Pizza sounds pretty good right about now.
- 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM: Relax. Watch a movie. Stare at the ceiling. Contemplate life. Actually, I think I'll just watch another movie.
Day 4: Departure – The Aftermath (And the Promise of Return)
- 8:00 AM: Wake up. Pack. Sigh. The dreaded moment.
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast, but with the knowledge that it's the last meal in Orlando. Savor it.
- 10:00 AM: Check out. One last look at the hotel that welcomed you.
- 11:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Uber/Lyft to the airport.
- 12:00 PM: MCO. Again. The circle is complete.
- **Farewell, Orlando!"* Goodbye to the sunshine, the magic, and the inevitable chaos. Until next time! I need a vacation from my vacation, but I can't wait to get back.
Important Notes (aka, the fine print – and honestly, probably the most important part):
- Pace Yourself: This is my itinerary. It's probably too ambitious. Adjust it to your pace. Seriously. Don't try to do everything. Just try to enjoy it.
- Embrace the Imperfections: Things will go wrong. Lines will be long. You'll get lost. Stuff. It's part of the experience. Laugh it off. Roll with it.
- Budget: This is Orlando. It's not cheap. Factor in food, park tickets, parking, souvenirs, and the inevitable impulse buys. (You will impulse buy).
- Hydrate: Drink lots of water. Seriously. You'll be walking a lot, and it's hot and humid. Don't ruin your vacation by getting dehydrated!
- Have Fun: That's the point, right? Don't take it all too seriously. Be flexible.
Okay, So, "Unbelievable Deals" from the ICONIC Marriott? Seriously? What's the Catch? (Because, let's be honest, there's *always* a catch, right?)
Look, I'm gonna keep it real. "Unbelievable" is a loaded word, right? Like, my ex-boyfriend used to say my cooking was "unbelievable" – meaning he couldn't believe how much salt I put in it. With the Marriott in Orlando, "deals" are *relative*. You *might* find a sweet spot depending on the time of year – think dead-of-summer, the shoulder seasons, or if you're SUPER flexible with your dates. Don't expect to waltz in and snag a Presidential Suite for the price of a Motel 6. (Though, wouldn't *that* be a story...maybe a disaster, but a story!)
My advice? Sign up for their emails, scour the travel sites, and be prepared to pounce. And don't forget to check the fine print! Sometimes those "deals" involve things like... mandatory valet parking (ouch!), resort fees that practically fund a small island nation, or rooms that are *technically* in the hotel but feel like they were last occupied by a family of raccoons. Just sayin'.
This "ICONIC" part... Is it actually iconic, or just marketing hype? Is there a ghost? Are the chandeliers made of actual gold? Spill the tea, people!
Alright, alright, let's address the "iconic" elephant in the room. Is it a *landmark*? No. Is it dripping with historical significance like, say, the Plaza in New York? Nah. But, the Marriott WORLD CENTER (which is what I *think* they mean) is *big*. Gigantic. It's got a certain... grandiosity, that is kind of impressive. I mean, you *can* get lost in the lobby. I did, once, looking for the spa. Ended up at the convention center and met a guy selling thermal socks. So, yes, ICONIC in the sense that it's a behemoth.
As for ghosts... I didn't encounter any, but I *did* encounter a particularly grumpy housekeeper who may or may not have been a shade of grey. And the chandeliers? Probably not gold. But they’re sparkly, okay? Just…sparkly. Trust me, I spent a good ten minutes staring at one waiting for my elevator.
Okay, Cuisine. Let's be honest. Hotel food can be... hit or miss. What's the food situation? Are we talking gourmet Michelin star dining, or greasy poolside fries? Give me the truth!
Food. Ah, the eternal struggle. Look, the Marriott World Center, and most big Orlando resorts for that matter, *try* to have options. They *have* to, right? It is the tourist mecca. Michelin star? Probably not. But they offer everything from steak houses to casual cafes. I have had some *fantastic* meals there, and I've had some meals that I'm pretty sure were cooked in a parallel dimension devoid of flavor. It's a gamble, folks.
My advice? Do your research! Read reviews! Look for the places that *aren't* just churning out mass-produced buffet food. And be prepared to venture off-property. Orlando has some amazing restaurants. And hey, sometimes greasy poolside fries are exactly what the doctor ordered after a long day at the parks. Sometimes after a long day of *anything* really. The best advice is, get out and explore!
Let's talk Pools, Baby! Because in Orlando, the pool *is* life. Or at least, it *should* be. What's the pool situation like? Is it a crowded, chlorine-soaked disaster, or a blissful oasis?
Okay, pool time. This is important. And with the Marriott, it's...significant. They usually have several pools (because, again, it's a GIANT hotel). But remember, you’re surrounded by a TON of people. So, be realistic.
My experience? I once tried to get a poolside drink. It was a nightmare. A three-deep crowd at the bar, screaming kids launching themselves into the water like tiny, caffeinated missiles, the whole nine yards. I eventually gave up and went back to my room to order a slice of pizza and sulk on the balcony. (Which, admittedly, was also pretty nice). My suggestion? Find a quieter time, go early, or be prepared to embrace the controlled chaos. And DEFINITELY bring your own towel. Unless you like the "wet towel on your face" game.
Beyond the Pools and the Food, what else is there to *do* at this behemoth? Activities? Entertainment? Am I going to be stuck in a room, bored out of my mind?
Activities, you say? Honestly, they probably have something. They usually do. This is a resort! They probably have a fitness center (I never go), a spa (that I might *try* to go to), and some kind of evening entertainment. Think… live music in the lobby, a bar (again, that crowd... see my pool ordeal), maybe some sort of themed night.
The key word here is: *maybe*. Don't expect Vegas-level shows. Or, you might find it. It varies. Sometimes there are craft fairs, or holiday events. Check the hotel's website *before* you go. Otherwise, you’re probably going to be wandering around with a confused look on your face, wondering if you missed some secret entrance to Narnia. Which, honestly, wouldn't be the worst thing.
Finally... The "Unbelievable Deals." Give me *Specific Examples* of what constitutes a good deal, and WHEN to look for them. Don't just say "check the website!" I can *see* the website!
Okay, okay, specific examples! You want the gospel, eh? Alright, pull up a chair and listen to the oracle.
* **Shoulder Seasons:** Aim for late January/early February & September/October. The school-aged crowd will be gone, and the weather is usually still decent. You *might* catch a break on the room rates.
* **Mid-week Magic:** Weekends get pricey. Try booking during the week, especially if you're not attached to hitting the parks on Saturday and Sunday.
* **Last-Minute Lunges:** Sometimes, if rooms are going unsold, they'll slash prices a few days before. Gambling, but *might* pay out.
* **Package Deals:** Combine the room with park tickets, dining credits, or other amenities. Sometimes it's a better deal than booking everything separately.
* **Consider Rewards:** If you have Marriott Bonvoy points, USE THEM! Free rooms are always an excellent deal. I've burned through so many points… worth it!
**Anecdote Time:**
I once snagged a room at the World Center in *November*... for almost half price. And you know why? Because of a small, seemingly insignificant international conference. Then I found it was all the people with their "business" travel. If I could go back in time, INomadic Stays
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