Escape to Paradise: Your Dream Columbia Getaway Awaits at Country Inn & Suites!
Escape to Paradise? More Like a Pleasant Pit Stop! (Country Inn & Suites Review - Columbia, with a Side of Rambling)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because here's the real lowdown on the Escape to Paradise (that's what they call it, bless their hearts) at Country Inn & Suites in Columbia. Let's just say, paradise is a stretcch…but it's a perfectly decent place to land after a long flight, and let’s dive into all the little nooks and crannies.
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First Impressions & "Getting In": The Accessibility Tango (and a Few Stumbles)
So, I’m all about accessibility because, well, sometimes life throws you curveballs. And honestly, this is where Country Inn got some points. The website talks a good game about being accessible, but, let’s be real, websites are often a tad optimistic, right?
The good: The elevators are there, and they actually work! That alone is a win folks, a WIN! The main entrance seemed wheelchair-friendly enough, and I spotted ramps.
The less good: Okay, so I didn't personally use a wheelchair, but I did notice that while the website says accessible rooms are available, I kinda doubt they have truly dedicated accessible rooms with grab bars and all that jazzy stuff. I'm not sure if they have any of the rooms with exterior corridors or exterior CCTV either. You feel me? Someone with a real need will have to assess this properly. Also, the parking…it's "free," but can be a bit of a free-for-all. Good luck finding a spot close to the entrance if you’re arriving at peak hours, especially the car park. If I had a wheelchair, I would have certainly had a problem.
The Internet: Free Wi-Fi! (Praise Be!) & Other Connection Questions
Let's be real, in 2024, functioning internet is practically a human right. The very nice thing is Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Hallelujah! And…it actually worked in my room! Thank the gods! I needed to do some work whilst I was there (ahem, this review is a part of the work!), so this was important. I will say, my experience with it was pretty good, and I did see some wi-fi in public areas. I did not explore any Internet [LAN], but you know, I’d rather work on my laptop that the hotel provides.
But hold on, I NEED TO RANT: The TV Situation!
The TV? Ugh. Let's just say, it was like watching a flickering, pixelated portal to the 1990s. I'm pretty sure the technology evolved. On-demand movies? Forget about it – unless you consider the "on-demand" option of endlessly scrolling through the guide and finding nothing you actually want to watch. (And I’ll never know, but I’m pretty sure that there was no extra-long bed or extra toilet).
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Buffet of Experiences (Some Better Than Others)
- Breakfast [buffet]: Okay, so that "Escape to Paradise" might have been the theme of the buffet. They offered your typical breakfast of scrambled eggs, pastries, and not-too-appetizing bacon. I did find some fruit, which was a welcome change. Breakfast takeaway service was available if you have enough time. The other options were Asian breakfast and a western breakfast.
- Restaurants and Snack Bar: I saw some restaurants and a snack bar too, but with the prices, I decided to go somewhere else. There were a bunch of different options, which was nice.
- Happy Hour: Did I find it? No. But maybe I just missed it. I hope there was a poolside bar!
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: The Spa Dreams and Fitness Reality
This is where "Escape to Paradise" really starts to lose its luster. The promise of relaxation is there, but the actual delivery is…well, let's just say it's more "Hotel with a Pool" than "Luxury Resort."
The Spa/Sauna/Steamroom/Pool with view: Now, the website implies a spa. Okay, I’m not seeing a spa in the traditional sense. But that doesn't mean I didn't look for one! I did see a pool which was okay, but it was not exactly stunning. No pool view, I suppose.
Fitness Center/Gym/Fitness: I swung by the fitness center. It was reasonably equipped although I did not use it.
The Rest of it: They said they had a body scrub and body wrap. I suspect that was a slight misdirection.
Rooms: Clean, Comfortable…But Soul-Less
My room was…clean. Very clean, actually. This is a huge plus. The daily housekeeping team was on point. It had all the basics: air conditioning (thank god!), a comfy bed, a desk, and a bathroom. The mini-bar was empty (a missed opportunity, I say!).
- Soundproofing: Now, this is a big one. I'm a light sleeper. I need soundproofing. The hotel claims to have it… and I think it was okay. The door closed with authority, and I didn't hear too much noise from the hallway.
- The Bed: That was an "extra-long bed". Definitely big enough for some serious horizontal time
Cleanliness & Safety: COVID-Era Precautions (or Lack Thereof?)
Safety, of course, is paramount, especially given these crazy times.
- Hand sanitizer: Definitely readily available in public areas.
- Staff Trained in Safety Protocol: I saw staff wearing masks and seemed to be following hygiene protocols.
- Room sanitization opt-out: Apparently, you could opt-out of room sanitization. Interesting.
- Cleanliness: Very clean. Honestly, that was one of the best things about this place.
Services & Conveniences: The Good, The Bad, and the "Meh"
- Concierge: I did not use a concierge. Frankly, I'm not sure it had one.
- Cash Withdrawal/Currency Exchange: Nope.
- Luggage Storage: Yep.
- Meeting/Banquet facilities: Apparently.
- Ironing service: I saw the ironing facilities.
- Elevator: Excellent.
- Doorman/Front desk [24-hour]: Check.
For the Kids: Family-Friendly? Probably.
This hotel definitely seemed family-friendly. I spotted some kids running around. I didn't see any Kids facilities but that may just have been because I didn’t require any.
Overall: Worth the Stay? (Probably)
So, is the Country Inn & Suites a true "Escape to Paradise"? No. Not even close. But it's a perfectly fine hotel for a night or two.
Pros: Cleanliness, Free Wi-Fi, Location (relatively), and seems okay for accessibility (with caveats).
Cons: The whole "spa" thing is misleading, the TV situation is dire, and the "romance" factor is… well, nonexistent.
Would I stay here again? Absolutely. If I needed a clean, comfortable, and convenient place to crash in Columbia, it would definitely be on my list. It’s not a destination, but it’s a perfectly acceptable waystation on your own journey.
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups! Because we're about to dive headfirst into a ridiculously subjective, potentially disastrous, but hopefully hilarious itinerary around the Country Inn & Suites by Radisson in Columbia, South Carolina. Buckle in, my friends, this is going to be a bumpy ride.
Day 1: Arrival and… Attempted Serenity? (Spoiler: probably not)
- 3:00 PM: Arrival at Columbia… Yay? Ugh, airport traffic was murder. I swear, I saw a guy in a tiny hatchback, attempting to read a newspaper, while also trying to merge onto the interstate. God bless America. Anyway, checked into Country Inn & Suites. The lobby is… well, it’s hotel lobby. You know. Generic. Welcoming, I guess? The front desk lady was super cheerful, which made me immediately suspicious. Are they always that happy?
- 3:30 PM: Room Reconnaissance. Okay, room’s decent. Standard hotel room fare. Bed looks… comfy enough to collapse into. I'm already dreaming of a nap. The air conditioning is roaring like a jet engine, which I am oddly into. Gotta love the constant ambient hum that comes with a hotel stay. It's like a white noise machine, except it smells faintly of carpet cleaner.
- 4:00 PM: The Pool Predicament. The website promised a pool. A sparkling pool! I envisioned myself floating like a serene, hydrated goddess. Reality check: small, slightly cloudy, and occupied by a gaggle of screaming children. I lasted approximately two minutes before retreating back to my air-conditioned sanctuary. Note to self: invest in noise-canceling headphones for future hotel pool escapades.
- 5:00 PM: Food Hunt! I'm starving. The hotel's "complimentary breakfast" is a distant future promise. My stomach is currently staging a full-blown revolt. Decided on a nearby diner. The place had that classic, greasy spoon charm. The waitress, bless her heart, was juggling orders and refilling coffee cups with the grace of a seasoned acrobat. I ordered a burger, fries, and a milkshake. The milkshake may or may not have been the single greatest thing I've consumed in the past week. I'm not saying it was life-altering, but… it almost was.
- 7:00 PM: Channel Surfing and Existential Dread. Back in the room, attempting to unwind. Hotel room TV is a blessing and a curse. Endless options! I flicked through channels, landing on a re-run of a home improvement show. Suddenly, I was paralyzed with the crushing weight of my own domestic failures. Maybe I'll never learn how to properly caulk a bathtub. This whole trip feels like I'm failing at existing. Needed a deep breathe, maybe find a movie. Settled for a nature documentary, I guess.
- 9:00 PM: Sleep Attempt One. Lights out. Actually attempting to sleep. A chorus of strange noises from the AC, the occasional creak of the bed frame, and the distant sounds of traffic. This is hotel ambiance, isn't it?
- 10:00 PM: Sleep Attempt Two. I got past the initial cacophony. I was, dare I say, actually about to sleep. Then, a loud, booming noise from the hallway. Someone was laughing hysterically. Loudly. For about five straight minutes. I may have muttered a few choice words under my breath.
Day 2: Breakfast and… Maybe More Coffee?
- 6:00 AM: The complimentary breakfast! I was worried. Breakfast buffets are a gamble. You never know if you're going to stumble upon greasy, sad eggs or a hidden gem of a waffle maker. Surprisingly, it wasn't terrible! The waffles were surprisingly crispy, and they have an endless supply of coffee. I needed it. The people who had been laughing last night seemed to have evaporated.
- 7:00 AM: Gym Fail. Attempting to be a responsible adult, I ventured down to the hotel gym. It was small. Really small. And the equipment looked like it hadn't been updated since the late 90s. I lasted about five minutes on the treadmill before I was bored out of my mind. Goodbye, fitness goals. Hello, second cup of coffee.
- 8:00 AM: A Walk (Maybe). I'd like to explore the area, but it also appears that my entire body is still asleep. The neighborhood seemed pleasant enough from my car ride. I suppose I'll start with the walk.
- 9:00 AM: Back to the room, a new energy. The air conditioner is still roaring full-force, which, I must admit, is growing on me. I'll be honest and call this a win!
Important Notes and Observations:
- The Bed: Surprisingly comfortable! Hotel beds are a gamble. This one delivered. Score one for Country Inn & Suites!
- The Staff: They're genuinely friendly. It's almost suspicious, but hey, I'll take it!
- The View: Parking lot. Enough said.
- The Coffee: Bottomless. A lifesaver.
- Overall Vibe: It's a hotel. It's not glamorous. It's not life-changing. But it's clean, it's comfortable, and it's got waffles. And sometimes, that's all a person needs. And yes, I'd do it all over again.
This, my friends, is a journey. An experience. And hopefully, a little bit of honest, messy fun. I may, or may not, be back for more tomorrow. Wish me luck!
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Escape to Paradise: Your Dream Columbia Getaway Awaits at Country Inn & Suites! – FAQs (Straight from the Trenches)
Okay, okay, "Paradise" sounds a bit much. What *actually* is the Country Inn & Suites in Columbia like? Be honest!
Alright, deep breaths. "Paradise"... let's just say it's not quite the Garden of Eden. But it's a solid, reliable, comfy haven. Think clean rooms (mostly!), decent (seriously, surprisingly decent) free breakfast, and a pool that, while not exactly Olympic-sized, is perfect for a post-road-trip dip. The lobby... okay, the lobby sometimes smells faintly of chlorine and vaguely of stale coffee, depending on the hour. But hey, it's home (for a night or two!). I once saw a guy in the lobby, looking utterly defeated, trying to wrangle a particularly stubborn vending machine for a bag of chips. We all looked at each other, bonded by the shared experience of a travel-induced sugar craving. It's those little moments that really make a place, right?
The free breakfast… Is it *actually* free? And worth getting out of bed for?
Oh, it's free alright. They don't exactly *hide* the price. But is it worth it? Okay, here’s the truth: it's a battlefield. Picture this: You, bleary-eyed, stumble down to the breakfast area. The waffles? Potentially amazing, if you catch them at the peak of their crispness. My advice? Embrace the waffle. Pile on the syrup. Don't be shy. The scrambled eggs… let's just say they've seen better days. The sausage patties? Eh. They exist. The coffee? Hot and plentiful, which is all you really need, right? I once saw a kid completely dominate the cereal bar. I'm pretty sure he created a cereal mountain of unprecedented proportions. So, yes, get out of bed. But go in braced for a potentially imperfect (but free!) feast.
What's the deal with the pool? Is it clean? Is it kid-friendly? Is it… fun?
The pool... okay, here’s where things get a little dicey. "Clean" is subjective. It's *relatively* clean. Like, I wouldn't drink the water (and I wouldn't advise it - trust me), but I’ve never seen anything *living* in it. It's usually okay. Kid-friendly? ABSOLUTELY. This place is practically a kid magnet. Expect splashing, shrieking, and the general chaos of a water park, but on a smaller scale. Is it fun? Yeah, honestly, it can be. Especially after a long drive. There's something cathartic about just floating on your back, staring at the ceiling while the kids are being kids. I once witnessed a full-blown cannonball competition. The splash zone? Worth it. Just... bring your own towel (the ones provided are sometimes a tad... worn). And maybe earplugs, if you're looking for a moment of silence. Which you likely won't get.
Are there any hidden fees? Gotta be honest, I HATE hidden fees.
Hidden fees… ah, the bane of every traveler's existence. From my experience, the Country Inn & Suites is pretty upfront. They're not going to sneak in a surprise charge for, like, using the air conditioning (like some places!). The biggest fee I've ever encountered was for a late checkout. That was my fault. I was enjoying my (slightly disappointing) breakfast so much I forgot to keep track of the time. So, pay attention to your checkout time. Otherwise, you should be good. Just keep your eyes peeled for the vending machine, because those things are notorious fee-generators. I’m telling you, the things can be absolute black holes of your loose change.
The location: Is it convenient? Are there things to *do* nearby?
Okay, the location is a major win. Generally, you're in the heart of things, probably a short drive from whichever reason you’re in Columbia. Restaurants? Yep, plenty. Shopping centres? You betcha. Basically, you're not stranded in the middle of nowhere. However, I once ended up in a situation where I desperately needed a specific type of coffee and managed to navigate a nearby intersection to find *nothing*. So, double-check the map. But overall, yeah, it's convenient. You can easily get around. The most critical thing about location is that it's not across an entire state. Driving anywhere is a pain and you've already probably been doing that so the shorter the trip the better.
What if something goes wrong? Like, my TV is broken and I need my fix of reality TV to survive.
Okay, first of all, I wholeheartedly understand the reality TV necessity. It’s survival. Luckily, the front desk staff are generally pretty good. They're usually friendly and helpful. If your TV explodes (unlikely, but hey, anything's possible), or the air conditioning malfunctions (more likely, especially in any Southern state), or you just have a problem, *tell them*. Don’t be shy. They’ll usually try to fix it. And if they can't, they'll *try* to compensate. I once had a ridiculously loud family in the room next to me. Sounded like they were auditioning for some sort of kazoo-orchestra-slash-children's-choir hybrid. I complained. They moved me. Crisis averted. And the kazoo-choir? Well, I'm sure they found another venue.
Speaking of rooms, are they actually *comfortable*? Or are we talking questionable bedding and hard mattresses?
Comfort… that's the kicker, isn't it? Look, it's not the Four Seasons. (Darn it.) But the beds are generally okay. The bedding… well, it's clean and relatively soft. I've definitely slept in worse. The mattresses… they’re not memory foam, but they're not concrete slabs, either. Think of it as a solid, mid-range sleep experience. The pillows are usually... well, they exist. Sometimes, they're a bit flat, but you can usually find a second one in the closet. (Or you can call down and complain... I won't judge). I once stayed at a place where the pillows were like bricks. I woke up with a crick in my neck that lasted three days. This place? Not quite brick-like, thank goodness. You'll sleep. You might not sleep *perfectly*. But you'll sleep. And honestly, after a long day of driving/sightseeing/dealing with kids/etc., that's half the battle, right?
I’m travelling with [Insert Annoying Travel Companion Here - Kids, a Partner, Your Mother-In-Law…]. Is this place suitable for said companion?
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