Escape to Akron: Your Perfect Extended Stay Awaits!
Escape to Akron: More Than Just a Stay, It's a… Well, Mostly a Stay (A Review That's Probably Too Long)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from a "perfect extended stay" at Escape to Akron, and lemme tell ya, it was… an experience. Not all perfectly polished, not all Instagrammable, but an experience. I'm gonna spill the tea, the coffee, and maybe a little bit of that lukewarm soup I had in the restaurant.
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Accessibility: A Mixed Bag, Honestly
Okay, first things first: the accessibility. This is important, and frankly, a big "sometimes" for me, because while Escape to Akron claims accessibility, it wasn't as seamless as I hoped.
- Wheelchair Accessible: Mostly good! Ramps were in place at the main entrance (thank god, because those steps looked brutal), and elevators were functional. My friend, who uses a wheelchair, had to navigate a slightly narrow hallway to our room, and the bathroom was definitely tight to maneuver in, but at least it was doable.
- On-site Accessible Restaurants/Lounges: Meh. The actual restaurant was, technically, accessible, but the seating arrangements? Let's just say finding a table wasn't always easy. Sometimes, it felt like we were blocking everyone’s view.
- Other Accessibility Considerations: They seemed to have gone the extra mile regarding elevator and ramp accessibility, but there were some hiccups.
Internet: The Lifeblood of the Modern Traveler
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Yes! Praise be! The Wi-Fi was actually decent. I streamed a whole season of… well, nevermind, but it worked.
- Internet Access/Internet [LAN]: While Wi-Fi was the main game, It seemed that they had internet access through a wired LAN. This had its advantages and was working as well.
- Internet Services: The overall internet services were good.
"Things to Do" (or, How I Didn't Actually "Do" Much)
- Ways to Relax: Ah, now we’re talking. This is where Escape to Akron shined, or at least tried to.
- We'll focus on the Spa because that deserves its own rant:
- The Spa. Oh, the Spa. My God, The Spa. I'm going to devote an entire paragraph to the Spa because I need to unload. I booked a massage, thinking, "Ah, a blissful escape!" It started well, a fluffy robe, citrus-infused water… then, the massage itself. The masseuse seemed to be multitasking: massaging my back and running a marathon. It was all very… vigorous. Okay, on the other hand, the Body Scrub was an experience. I swear I was left glowing like a newly waxed car. The Foot Bath was also a winner–warm water, essential oils… pure bliss. The Sauna and Steamroom are also good, but I'm not a fan of them.
- We'll focus on the Spa because that deserves its own rant:
- Fitness Center: I went, once. It looked like a bunch of equipment from the 90s.
- Swimming Pool: The Pool with View was pretty.
Cleanliness and Safety: Keeping the Germs at Bay (Mostly… but with Caveats)
- Anti-viral cleaning products? They definitely used something that smelled powerfully of disinfectant.
- Daily disinfection in common areas? Seemed so. Staff were always wiping down surfaces.
- Sanitized kitchen and tableware items? Yes, I’m not sure if they were sanitized but it certainly seemed cleaner.
- Hand sanitizer? Everywhere. Can't fault them on that, especially since I used it so much just to get around.
- Room sanitization opt-out available? I think so… I didn't ask.
- Staff trained in safety protocol? Seemed like.
- Rooms sanitized between stays? Hopefully.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter? Attempted, but often failed in the dining area during breakfast.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Culinary Adventure (or Misadventure?)
- Restaurants: Okay, the restaurant. It was… there.
- A la carte in restaurant: I swear I actually saw one a la carte item.
- Breakfast [buffet]: The buffet. Oh, the buffet. Let's just say that it ran out of food fast and they restocked slowly, almost at a snail's pace.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant: Good coffee.
- Poolside bar: No. Sadly.
Services and Conveniences: The Small Stuff That Matters (Sometimes)
- Air conditioning in public area: Yes, thankfully. Ohio heat can be brutal.
- Concierge: Helpful.
- Daily housekeeping: Yes, the room was always clean.
- Elevator: Yes. A must-have for a place like this.
- Laundry service: Absolutely.
- Luggage storage: Also available.
- Smoking area: Designated areas that you can't miss.
For the Kids (Because Apparently, Families Exist)
- Family/child friendly? Seemed it. I feel, the hotel accommodates kids and provides suitable facilities.
Available in All Rooms: The Essentials (And the Slightly Extra)
- Air conditioning: Essential!
- Coffee/tea maker: The most important thing, yes!
- Free bottled water: Always appreciated.
- Wi-Fi [free]: Again, essential.
- Blackout curtains: Thank god!
The Verdict: Would I "Escape" Back to Akron?
Look, Escape to Akron, is… a decent option. It had its flaws; some of them were minor, others, well, the spa experience. It's certainly better than some places. If you are looking for a place to stay on Akron, this place could be perfect.
Santa Rosa's BEST Extended Stay? (North Santa Rosa Reviews!)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your sanitized, Insta-perfect travel itinerary. This is real life, Akron-style, from the comfy-ish confines of the Extended Stay America in Copley. We're talkin' the glamour. Let's get this glorious mess started.
Extended Stay America, Akron-Copley- East Akron (OH) - My Akron Apocalypse (And Hopefully, a Few Good Times) - 5 Day Itinerary…Maybe?
Day 1: The Arrival (and the Existential Dread of a Mini-Fridge)
- 2:00 PM - Arrival. Sigh. Okay. So, the GPS took me on a scenic route that seemed determined to sample every pothole in Ohio. Let’s just say, after six hours in a car, a lukewarm welcome (the front desk lady seemed…tired) and the smell of industrial-strength air freshener in the lobby wasn’t exactly the pep talk I needed. Found the room. It's…functional. The mini-fridge is currently humming a mournful tune. I’m pretty sure it’s judging my life choices.
- 2:30 PM - Room Reconnaissance and the Search for Coffee. Unpack the essentials: Snacks (essential), phone charger (duh), and a book I'll likely be too emotionally exhausted to read. Coffee is a priority. Apparently, the "coffee" provided by this hotel is brewed in a vat somewhere on the moon. I think I’ll call an audible and head to the nearest Starbucks. Pray for me.
- 3:00 PM - Starbucks Pilgrimage: Success! A venti iced latte – my lifeline. I'm now capable of human interaction. Felt the need to actually see some of Akron, so I went for a drive.
- 4:00 PM - Initial Akron Impression. The drive was… Akron-y. Lots of strip malls, plenty of faded charm, and a distinct vibe of "been here, done that". The Cuyahoga Valley National Park looks promising, so tomorrow morning is set.
- 6:00 PM - Dinner SOS (And the Quest for Edible Food). My stomach is growling. Looked for "Local Eats" and found a highly-rated Italian place, Luigi's Restaurant.
- 7:30 PM - Luigi's Debrief. Okay, Luigi's. Wow. It was an absolute institution. The portions were titanic, the red sauce was unapologetically red, and the vibe was pure, unadulterated Akron. I ate like a king and now feel stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey. It was so good, it almost made the mini-fridge seem less judgmental.
- 9:00 PM - Evening Entertainment (Netflix and the Inevitable Meltdown). Back in the room. Netflix is playing. The air conditioner is rattling. I'm fighting the urge to order all-dressed potato chips on DoorDash. This is what living the dream looks like, right?
Day 2: Nature's Embrace (And a Near-Death Experience with a Squirrel)
- 8:00 AM - Breakfast of Champions (AKA, the "Complimentary" Breakfast Disaster). Tried the "complimentary" breakfast. Let's just say, I'm considering filing a formal complaint about the rubbery eggs and the suspiciously sweet "juice". Back to Starbucks for a proper breakfast.
- 9:30 AM - Cuyahoga Valley National Park - Hike of Triumph (and Tiny Terrors). Okay, this was actually amazing. The park is beautiful! Lush, green, and surprisingly peaceful despite the presence of other people. I opted for a moderate trail, which I was totally killing… until I almost tripped over a root, flailing like a newborn giraffe. And then, the squirrel. Oh, the squirrel. It decided my backpack was a personal buffet. He was bold. He was aggressive. We had a standoff. I won, mostly because I'm terrified of rodents.
- 12:30 PM - Brunch (AKA, the "Carb-Loading Before an Afternoon Nap"). Stopped at a cute little cafe just outside the park to refuel after the squirrel incident. I’m pretty sure I inhaled a sandwich.
- 2:00 PM - Naptime (Necessary). Let's be honest, the early start and the squirrel battle took a lot out of me. A full nap in the glorious quiet of my room.
- 4:00 PM - Akron Art Museum and the Questionable Aesthetic Choices of Akron. Got myself all fancy-like and visited the Akron Art Museum. Some of the art was… well… art. Some of it was… a mystery. I wandered around for a good long time. I'm not sure if I liked it, necessarily, but it was definitely thought-provoking. And air-conditioned!
- 6:00 PM - Dinner (The Search Continues). I'll confess, I'm starting to feel a bit lost in the Akron food abyss. Had a mental breakdown trying to decide and ended up back at Luigi's. Hey, consistency is key, right? And that red sauce…
- 8:00 PM - Wind-Down Mode. Back at the room. I’m pretty sure the mini-fridge is judging me again. Time for a long shower and a book.
Day 3: Downtown Disasters and a Beacon of Hope (The Akron Zoo)
- 9:00 AM - Downtown Debacle. Drove through downtown. Found a parking spot… and promptly got utterly lost. It's a maze of one-way streets and confusing signage. Abandoned the mission after an hour of wandering and swore off exploring any street within the vicinity.
- 11:00 AM - Akron Zoo - A Surprise Delight! Okay, the zoo? Surprisingly great! They had adorable otters, majestic big cats, and an orangutan who seemed as over the whole experience as I sometimes feel. I actually enjoyed myself so much, I would go back again!
- 1:00 PM - Lunch at the Zoo. Had a pizza – surprisingly better than the hotel breakfast.
- 2:00 PM - Zoo Fun. Spent the afternoon wandering around at the zoo. Watched the monkeys, the penguins, and took many pictures.
- 5:00 PM - Dinner. Found a great restaurant for dinner.
- 7:00 PM - A Stroll. Decided to do an after-dinner stroll around the grounds. Walked around and took in the scenery.
- 8:30 PM - Prepping for departure. Began the process of organizing and packing my stuff.
Day 4: Leaving Akron (Kinda - Maybe?) and the Legacy of Luigi's
- 9:00 AM - Sleep Until the Body Says No. Slept in a little after the long day and a late night.
- 10:00 AM - Breakfast. Headed to the restaurant and got a nice breakfast.
- 11:00 AM - Last Minute Prep. Did some last-minute shopping and had my final meal at Luigi's.
- 12:00 PM - Farewell. Sadly it was time to say goodbye to the trip.
- 1:00 PM - Departure. Drove back through the route.
Important Notes:
- The Mini-Fridge: Still judging. Don’t make direct eye contact.
- Food: Seriously, find Luigi’s. Or accept your fate of eating at the mini-mart.
- Akron… itself: It has its charm. It also has its… quirks. Embrace the chaos.
- My Emotional State: Highly variable. I’m likely to fluctuate wildly between "ecstatic over a good sandwich" and "existentially questioning the meaning of existence" on a regular basis. Don't judge.
- Realistically: This itinerary is flexible. I may or may not actually stick to it. Spontaneity is the spice of life, right? (And the only way to avoid a full-blown mental breakdown).
So, there you have it. The Extended Stay Akron Experience, unfiltered and unvarnished. Wish me luck. I'm going to need it.
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Escape to Akron: Your Extended Stay – The Real Deal FAQs (Buckle Up!)
Okay, so… Akron. *Why* Akron? I mean, seriously. Is there a cult I should know about?
Alright, alright, settle down, conspiracy theorist. No cults (that I *know* of). Look, life happens. Maybe you're between houses, renovating, got a new job, dealing with some… stuff. Akron’s surprisingly… *convenient*. And affordable. Which, let’s be honest, is a huge win when you're staring down the barrel of an extended stay. Think of it as… a quiet place to breathe. A place to, you know, *think*. Or binge-watch Netflix without the guilt of a sky-high rent bill. Plus, there’s this really good bakery… (More on that later, trust me.)
What’s the deal with the "extended stay" part? Do you mean, like, a *really* long time? Like, "get your mail here" long?
We're talking weeks, maybe months. We’re *not* talking permanent residence, unless you're, like, secretly plotting to become the Akron, Ohio, mayor. (No judgment, just… wow.) Think of it this way: You might need a place to regroup. Hit reset. Get away from that… annoying roommate. Or finally write that novel you've been "planning" for a decade. We provide the safe space. The *time* is on you. Just promise me you won’t accidentally adopt a stray cat and name it "Akron." Okay, maybe. I am starting to like that.
What kind of amenities can I expect? Is there a pool? Because I *need* a pool. Actually, scratch that, do you have a decent coffee maker?
Okay, pool-fiends. We're a practical kind of place. Pools aren't always practical. (They're a nightmare to clean, okay?). We have **everything you ACTUALLY need**. (You know, the boring stuff). Fully-equipped kitchens. High-speed Wi-Fi (essential, especially when you're supposed to be "working" but are secretly researching the best pizza in Akron). Comfortable beds. Laundry facilities. Coffee makers! (Decent ones! I'm a coffee snob, so trust me on this). Think… a home away from home, not a luxury resort. Although, the lack of screaming kids is also an amenity. And a quiet one at that.
Is it clean? Because I have a *thing* about cleanliness. Like, a full-blown, hand-sanitizer-at-all-times thing.
Yes. Clean. Beyond clean. We're talking… sparkling. Our housekeeping team is *amazing*. They’re practically ninjas with the cleaning supplies. I once saw them tackle a spilled smoothie (don't ask) with the speed and precision of a surgical team. I'm *not* saying you could eat off the floor, but… well, maybe you could. Okay, probably not. But it’s clean, alright? Really, really clean. And that's important, especially after a long day of… *whatever* you're going to be doing in Akron. You need a sanctuary, not a biohazard zone. You won't find that here.
What's there *to do* in Akron? Seriously, is it just rubber and despair?
Okay, okay, I get it. Akron doesn't have the immediate *glamour* of, say, Paris. But hear me out. First off, there's the Cuyahoga Valley National Park. Seriously, it's beautiful. Hike, bike, get some fresh air. You'll feel like a new person. Plus, the Blossom Music Center for shows, Stan Hywet Hall & Gardens (totally worth it), and a surprisingly vibrant downtown with good restaurants and… (wait for it) …that amazing bakery I mentioned? It’s called "The Sweet Spot" (yes, I know, the cliché). But the pastries! The coffee! It's a religious experience. I practically lived there when I went on an extended stay just to "try out" the area. (See, I'm one of you!) Anyway, it's not all rubber and despair. Promise. And if it *is*, you've got a comfy place to be despairing in.
What about the surrounding areas? Anything cool nearby? I have a car, I'm not trapped, right?
You are *not* trapped! Cleveland is a hop, skip, and jump away (about 40 minutes). Cleveland has… well, everything. Museums! The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame! Professional sports (even if you don't *like* sports, the tailgating is legendary). Plus, the drive is actually pretty nice. It's not the scenic Pacific Coast Highway, but it's not the worst. Plus, being close to Cleveland means a ton of day-trip options. Think wineries, small towns, all sorts of adventures. So, no, you're not just in Akron. You're in… *Akron and friends*! Okay, maybe I need to work on the marketing.
Okay, you mentioned this *bakery*. Are we talking croissants? Scones? Tell me everything. My blood sugar is already spiking.
Alright, buckle up, buttercups. Because The Sweet Spot is not just a bakery; it’s a *lifestyle*. Okay, maybe that's dramatic, but they have... *everything*. Flaky croissants that shatter when you bite into them. Scones so good they make you weep (happy tears!). Cakes that look like they belong in a magazine and taste even better. The coffee is strong, the atmosphere is cozy, and the people are friendly. I spent *weeks* there, fueled by caffeine and sugar. My productivity plummeted, but my happiness levels skyrocketed. Seriously, go. Go now. And get me a chocolate éclair. I'm getting emotional just thinking about it…
What if I'm bored? What would you do? Tell me the truth, even the ugly truth.
Boredom is the enemy. Okay, here's the truth bomb. If boredom hits, you've got choices. First, *embrace it*. Sometimes doing absolutely nothing is the best thing you can do. Stare at the ceiling. Listen to the rain. Think. But if that fails, then you've got options. Explore the National Park. Hit up a local diner (Ohio diners are a national treasure). Go see a cheesy movie. Most importantly, find some things to do that you genuinely enjoy. Read a book if you need a distraction. Don't stay cooped up! Get out there. MaybeHotel Near Me Search
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