Coralville's BEST AmericInn? (Secrets Revealed!)
Coralville's "BEST" AmericInn: The REALLY Honest Review (Secrets & Ramblings Included!)
Alright, folks, buckle up. We’re diving headfirst into the swirling vortex of Coralville, Iowa, and specifically, the AmericInn. Now, "BEST" is a bold claim, plastered across their website. I’m here to tell you, after a stay, if it’s actually the BEST. Consider this a brutally honest, occasionally rambling, and probably-too-detailed-for-its-own-good review. Grab a coffee (or a strong drink, you might need it), it's gonna be a ride.
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The Arrival: Accessibility, the Elevator, and the Eternal Quest for a Decent Parking Spot
First things first: Accessibility. This is HUGE for me. I'm always looking for hotels that actually think about people with mobility issues. The AmericInn mostly delivers. The entrance? Generally good. The hallways? Wide enough for a wheelchair, which is a major plus. The elevator? Yes! Thank goodness, because lugging luggage (or a wheelchair) up multiple flights of stairs is not my idea of fun. Now, the quirks. Sometimes the elevator’s a little slow. And the buttons feel…old. Not in a charming, vintage way, but more in a "maybe-it'll-work-maybe-it-won't" kind of way.
Parking: Okay, the parking situation. Always a gamble. They do have car parking [free of charge] - praise the lord! - but finding a spot close to the entrance (especially if you have mobility challenges) can feel like a treasure hunt. I'm not saying it's impossible, I'm just saying you might need to channel your inner Indiana Jones. Consider yourself warned.
Rooms: Comfort, Quirks, and That All-Important Wi-Fi (Free!)
Let's face it: the room is where you'll live for a while.
Available in all rooms:
- Air conditioning - Yes! Essential in Iowa summers (and sometimes, even in spring).
- Alarm clock - Yes. I don't use one, but good to know it's there..
- Bathrobes - I wish. Nope, not here.
- Bathroom phone - Nope. (Again, no biggie personally.)
- Bathtub - Yes. In my room!
- Blackout curtains - Yes. Thank goodness.
- Carpeting - Yes. Its typical, but if you prefer hardwood, you might not be as thrilled.
- Closet - Yes.
- Coffee/tea maker - Yes. Crucial for that morning caffeine fix.
- Complimentary tea - Yes.
- Daily housekeeping - Yes. The room service was nice and friendly.
- Desk - Yes. Important for business travelers or anyone who likes to work/doodle.
- Extra long bed - Yes. A blessing for us tall folks.
- Free bottled water - Yes. A nice touch.
- Hair dryer - Yes.
- High floor - Yes. Which I requested.
- In-room safe box - Yes.
- Interconnecting room(s) available - Maybe. Didn't check, but should be.
- Internet access – LAN - Hmm. Not sure.
- Internet access – wireless (Wi-Fi [free]) - YES! This is HUGE. The Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! is a massive win. My connection was generally reliable, which is a lifesaver when you're trying to work or stream something.
- Ironing facilities - Yes.
- Laptop workspace - Yes. The desk, again.
- Linens - Yes. Clean, comfy, the standard hotel fare.
- Mini bar - No.
- Mirror - Yes.
- Non-smoking - Yes. (Important!)
- On-demand movies - Maybe. I didn't check, but hotels usually have them now.
- Private bathroom - Yes.
- Reading light - Yes. Bonus points for this.
- Refrigerator - Yes. Helpful for keeping drinks cold.
- Safety/security feature - Yes.
- Satellite/cable channels - Yes.
- Scale - Yes. (Cue the internal debate: "Do I really want to know?")
- Seating area - Yes.
- Separate shower/bathtub - Yes.
- Shower - Yes. (And the water pressure was decent.)
- Slippers - No.
- Smoke detector - Yes. Good.
- Socket near the bed - Yes.
- Sofa - Yes. My room had one!
- Soundproofing - Yes. (Generally)
- Telephone - Yes.
- Toiletries - Yes. The usual hotel offerings.
- Towels - Yes. Clean, fluffy, the essentials.
- Umbrella - No.
- Visual alarm - Might have been. I don't think so.
- Wake-up service - Yes.
- Window that opens - Yes.
My room was clean. Surprisingly, the bed was extremely comfortable. It was like sinking into a marshmallow cloud, a vast improvement over some rock-hard hotel beds I've endured. The room was quiet, thanks to the soundproofing. The air conditioning worked flawlessly, which, as I've mentioned, is a lifesaver. I have absolutely no complaints about the room.
Bathroom: The bathroom was functional. Clean. It had everything you need. The shower water pressure was surprisingly good (a hotel win!), and the toiletries were… well, they were there. Not the fancy stuff, but perfectly adequate.
The Amenities Gauntlet: Swimming, Lounging, and the Elusive Spa
Okay, let's tackle the amenities. This is where the AmericInn could shine, but…let's see.
- Swimming pool - Yes. There is a Swimming pool [outdoor]. I saw it. I did not go, but it looked like a typical outdoor hotel pool.
- Pool with view - No
- Gym/fitness - Yes. I peaked. It had treadmills and some weights.
- Spa/Sauna, Spa, Steamroom - I don't think so.
- Fitness Center - Yes.
- Sauna - I don't think so.
- Massage - No.
- Body scrub, Body wrap - Not that I saw.
The fitness center was decent. It had the bare essentials, treadmills, weights, the usual. I didn't spend hours in there, but it was a good way to get a quick workout in.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Breakfast, Bars, and Buffets (Oh My!)
Breakfast [buffet]: Okay, the breakfast. This is where things get… interesting. The AmericInn does offer Breakfast [buffet]. It's included in the price, which is always a bonus. The food. Well, it’s typical. Think scrambled eggs (you know, the generic hotel eggs), sausage, maybe some waffles (I tried to make a good one, but it wasn't great), and fruit. The coffee? Standard. Okay, maybe slightly better than gas station coffee. The Breakfast takeaway service is a great touch.
Dining, drinking, and snacking:
- A la carte in restaurant - No.
- Alternative meal arrangement - Maybe.
- Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant - Nope.
- Bar - Yes.
- Bottle of water - Yes.
Okay, buckle up, buttercups! This isn't your grandma's itinerary. We're going on a wild ride in Coralville, Iowa, staying at the… well, you know, the AmericInn by Wyndham. Don't expect pristine organization. Expect my brain.
The Coralville Catastrophe – A "Plan" (Ha!)
Day 1: Arrival, Regret, and Questionable Pizza
1:00 PM: Land in Des Moines. Okay, so technically it's a drive from Des Moines to Coralville. The real adventure starts with navigating the rental car chaos at the airport. This is where my inner "I can handle anything" persona usually crumbles. I swear, Hertz purposely hides the good cars. Also, why are airport rental car lots always designed like mazes? Seriously, I'm convinced they're a corporate conspiracy against stressed travelers.
3:00 PM: Arrive at AmericInn. The lobby is… beige. Beige on beige. With maybe a splash of questionable floral wallpaper. But hey, the people at the front desk are actually nice. That's a win. Check-in is a blur of "ID, credit card, blah blah blah." My room’s…okay. Spotless? Nah. Cozy? Let’s go with “functional.” At least the air conditioning works. That's a major win, considering the Iowa humidity can be a beast.
4:00 PM: The Great Pizza Hunt Begins. I'm starving. Google Maps tells me there are approximately 3,487 pizza places within a five-mile radius. Pizza, pizza, glorious pizza! But the reviews… oh, the reviews! "Greasy," "salty," "cardboard crust." This is where decision paralysis sets in. Finally, I pick the place with the most reviews (always a good strategy, right?). It wasn't as bad as the reviews suggested, but it also wasn't a transcendent pizza experience. Sigh…
6:00 PM: Conquer the TV remote. This might be my biggest challenge. Eventually, I manage to find a channel airing a rerun of a show from my childhood (which I will not disclose, but it involved puppets). Comforting!
7:00 PM: The Pool. Pool? POOL!? Oh, man. I usually pack a swimsuit, just in case. I actually find it a bit daunting when I consider my options, which is to use the pool, or to not. I head down in defeat, figuring I’m just going to dip my toes in and leave. The water is too cold, so I give up.
8:00 PM: Bed. Let the jet lag and the questionable pizza do their work.
Day 2: The Mall, The Aquarium, and Existential Dread
9:00 AM: Breakfast. The AmericInn's "complimentary breakfast." I steel myself for the usual suspects: stale bagels, lukewarm coffee, and pre-packaged muffins. Okay, there was instant oatmeal this time. I make a mental note to bring my own coffee and breakfast the second day.
10:00 AM: Iowa River Landing. This is theoretically a "walkable" area. But it's also, frankly, a bit…sterile. Lots of chain stores. I wander around, feeling a sense of ennui. Is this what adulthood feels like? Shopping at a mall on a Saturday?
12:00 PM: Lunch (again!). I try a burger place outside the mall. It’s a greasy, satisfying experience. Sometimes, you just need a burger.
2:00 PM: Coralville Lake. The lake? I’d heard it was a nice place to take a walk. It's beautiful, and I am glad to be outside when I see a woman taking a sunset walk and she smiles at me. I smile back.
4:00 PM: Back at the hotel. Staring at the walls. Thinking about the meaning of life. Considering ordering room service.
5:00 PM: Decide to get a drink at the hotel bar. It's empty. Good.
7:00 PM: Dinner at a local restaurant. I find a place that serves "Iowa-style" cuisine. "Iowa-style" appears to be…a lot of meat and potatoes. Not mad about it.
9:00 PM: Back in the room, battling the TV remote again. Wondering if I should have booked a massage. Regretting my life choices.
Day 3: The Final Act (and a Speedy Escape)
9:00 AM: Another complimentary breakfast. The bagel count is up to two. I’m basically a breakfast champion now.
10:00 AM: Check out of the hotel. Goodbye, beige walls. Goodbye, slightly-sticky carpet. Hello, freedom!
10:30 AM: Hit the road. Back to the airport. The airport mazes are waiting, along with the inevitable rental car drama. Ugh.
The End: I land back home, slightly disoriented, filled with regret over all the things I didn’t do (or the things I should have done), and already starting to plan my next adventure… which I promise will be much better planned. (I lie.)
Final Thoughts:
Coralville, Iowa. It's…a town. It has its quirks. It has its moments. It's definitely a place you can spend a few days and be alright. And AmericInn? Well, it’s… lodging. Nothing wrong with it. It's a place to lay your head, and a place to find some peace and quiet.
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Okay, Real Talk: Is this AmericInn *actually* the BEST in Coralville?
Look, "best" is relative, right? Depends what you're after. Five-star luxury? Nope. A clean, comfy, and surprisingly charming basecamp for exploring Iowa City and beyond? Absolutely. I've stayed at some *duds*. Ones where the sheets smelled faintly of despair and the pool resembled something from a horror movie. This AmericInn? It's… solid. A reliable, friendly, *good* kind of solid. Plus, they recently updated the lobby. It's not exactly the Bellagio, but it *is* nice.
My verdict? Yeah, I'd put it in the top tier. For its price point and overall vibes, it’s a definite contender. It’s not the *perfect* hotel, but is there actually such a thing?
The Breakfast: The Make or Break. TELL ME EVERYTHING.
Alright, buckle up. The breakfast is where the AmericInn *almost* reaches legendary status. It's included, which is already a win. They've got the usual suspects: waffles (the waffle irons are *gold* – serious, crispy, delicious waffles are possible here!), eggs (sometimes scrambled, sometimes… I’m not entirely sure what *that* was), sausages (decent), cereal (the usual suspects), fruit (meh, go for the bananas, though), and bagels. *The bagels*. They have cream cheese!
Now, confession time: I once ate, and I'm not kidding, five waffles in one sitting. I regret *nothing*. Alright maybe the slight indigestion, but the waffles? Worth it. I swear, on a good day, those waffles are practically life-giving. The coffee? It's… coffee. Drinkable. Don’t expect Starbucks, but it does the job of waking you up.
Pro Tip: Arrive EARLY. The breakfast area fills up FAST, especially on weekends. And be prepared for a potential scramble for the waffle iron. It's a competitive sport, people.
Room Rundown: What Can I Expect? (And, for crying out loud, are the beds comfy?)
The rooms are… fine. They are totally servicable. They are not the Ritz, just remember that. They're clean, generally well-maintained, and – the most important thing – the beds ARE surprisingly comfy. Like, *really* comfy. I've slept like a baby in those things. (Okay, maybe not like a *baby* – I still woke up a couple times to pee. The aging process, folks.)
You get the usual amenities: a fridge, a microwave, a TV (the channel selection is… adequate), and free Wi-Fi (which, on a good day, actually works). The bathrooms are small, but functional. The water pressure is not always ideal, you've been warned. Don't expect a spa experience here. It is what it is: a place to lay your weary head after a long day of… whatever brought you to Coralville.
Word of Warning: Ask for a room *NOT* next to the elevator. That thing can be… noisy. And maybe bring earplugs, just in case. You never know.
The Pool: Is it... Pool-y?
Okay, let's talk pool. It's indoor, which is a major plus, especially in Iowa. It's not Olympic-sized, but it's big enough for a decent swim. The water is generally kept at a comfortable temperature. The chlorine smell? Present, but not overwhelming. They have a hot tub, too. I like hot tubs.
However, be aware: the pool area can get crowded, particularly with kids. And the noise level? Let's just say it's not exactly a zen retreat. I've witnessed some epic cannonball competitions there. So, if you're looking for a tranquil, contemplative swim, maybe skip the pool. If you're okay with a bit of chaos, go for it.
Anecdote time: One time, I saw a kid get completely, utterly, *soaked* in the pool. Like, head-to-toe, dripping, soaking. And he was just... laughing. It was pure, unadulterated joy. That's what the pool offers sometimes: a little bit of chaotic fun.
What's the Deal with the Staff? Are They Actually Nice?
Okay, this is a big one. The staff is, across the board, *genuinely* nice. This has always been my experience. Everyone is friendly and helpful. They smile, they say hello, and they seem to actually *care* that you're having a good stay. Now, I am a bit of a people person, so maybe I *want* to have a good experience, but even I can see that they are great.
I’ve asked them for extra towels, asked about the gym (which, I'll be honest, I never use), and even… embarrasssingly, asked if they had an iron available at 6am once (yes, they did). They handled it all with grace and a smile. So, yes, the staff is a definite plus. It really does elevate the AmericInn experience.
One tip: A little kindness goes a long way. Be polite, be patient, and be understanding. Especially in the morning when people are trying to wrangle the waffle iron.
Is There a Gym? (And Should I Bother?)
Yes, there is a gym. It’s… small. And by *small*, I mean it's probably smaller than my living room at home. It has the basic equipment: treadmills, an elliptical machine, some free weights, and a few other things I can't even name.
Look... I'm not a gym person. I can barely make it to the breakfast buffet, let alone work out. So, I cannot tell you if it’s good. However, I have peeked in there. It looked clean-ish. If you’re a serious gym rat, you’ll probably want to hit up a proper gym in town. If you just want to get a quick workout in, it'll probably do the trick.
Location, Location, Location! How's the AmericInn Situated?
The location is pretty good. It's convenient to the Coral Ridge Mall, which is a plus if you like… well, shopping. It’s also a fairly short drive to downtown Iowa City and the University of Iowa campus.Ocean View Inn
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