Columbus' BEST-KEPT Secret? This Worthington Hotel Will SHOCK You!
Columbus' BEST-KEPT Secret? This Worthington Hotel Will SHOCK You! (Or Will It?) - A Brutally Honest Review
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because I just spent a weekend at (allegedly) Columbus, Ohio's best-kept secret, a.k.a. this "Worthington Hotel." And let me tell ya, the secrets are out… maybe? Let's dive in, because honestly, this experience felt more like a theme park ride than a relaxing getaway.
Accessibility – The First Hurdle (Did We Clear It?)
Okay, straight up: I need to know if they actually mean "accessible." Shoutout to the hotel's website, which says they don't allow pets. Look, accessibility is HUGE, and sometimes the online descriptions are wildly inaccurate. Did they have what they needed? You bet. Did it work smoothly? Well…
- Wheelchair Accessible: The lobby was definitely wide open and welcoming. Elevator access? Check. But maneuvering in the hallways felt a little tight. Is it perfect? No. Is it trying? Yes.
- Facilities for Disabled Guests: This is where the website was vague. I'm talking to you, hotel! Give the public more information.
Cleanliness and Safety – Are We Going to Get Sick?!
This is the most important stuff right now, right? (Especially after the events of the last few years!). I was vigilant and, honestly, a bit paranoid.
- Anti-viral cleaning products: I have no scientific proof, I'm just repeating what they say!
- Hand sanitizer: Everywhere. And I used it. Constantly.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Fingers crossed, they really did. My room looked immaculate.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: They seemed to be. They wore their masks properly, and I didn't see anyone nonchalantly flicking boogers onto the carpet (thank goodness).
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Again, I have to take their word for it.
- Individually-wrapped food options: Mostly. The breakfast buffet had some slightly questionable tongs, but that's the only place.
- Cashless payment service: Thank god. I’m tired of carrying (incredibly gross) cash.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – Fueling the Adventure (or Disaster?)
Okay, let's talk food. This is crucial.
- Breakfast [buffet]: Okay, here's where things got messy. The selection was decent, but the quality was… varied. Some days, the scrambled eggs were fluffy clouds of deliciousness! Other days, they reminded me of rubber.
- Restaurants: They had a couple of options. The main restaurant was fancy-ish, the menu a little on the "safe" side. The service? Hit or miss. One server was fantastic, the next, well, let's just say they seemed like they'd rather be anywhere else.
- Poolside Bar: Did not exist.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant: Yes, and it was good. Always a win.
- Happy hour: Definitely happy. The drinks were strong.
Services and Conveniences – The Little Things That Make a Difference (Or Annoy the Heck Out of You)
- Concierge: Super helpful. They got me a great dinner reservation.
- Daily housekeeping: Spot on. My room was always impeccably clean.
- Elevator: Worked, thank god.
- Luggage storage: Easy peasy.
- Wi-Fi for special events: I didn't attend any, so I can't say.
For the Kids – Parental Sanity Savers?
- Family/child friendly: They definitely advertised this.
- Babysitting service: Not sure about the "babysitting" service.
- Kids meal: I didn’t see a "kids meals" on the menu.
In-Room Features – My Private Oasis? (Maybe)
- Air conditioning: Needed it. Worked.
- Free Wi-Fi: The strongest part of the hotel.
- Coffee/tea maker: Yep! Mandatory. Caffeine is LIFE.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax – Chilling or Thrilling?
This is where the hotel really tried to impress, I felt.
- Fitness center: A little underwhelming. Okay for a quick workout, but nothing to write home about.
- Sauna, Steamroom, Spa, Spa/sauna, Body scrub, Body wrap, Massage, Foot bath I did the massage. I’d give it a B+. Was it the best massage ever? No. Did it help me forget the scrambled egg situation? Absolutely. The spa area was dimly lit, which I appreciated.
- Swimming pool [outdoor], Pool with view The pool was gorgeous! Not a cloud in the sky. Worth it just for this one great view.
Getting Around – Escape Routes (or Dead Ends?)
- Car park [free of charge]: Excellent. Parking was easy.
- Airport transfer: Didn't need it, but good to know it's available.
The Shock Factor - Did It Actually Shock Me?
Alright, let's get to the bottom line: Was this Worthington Hotel a hidden gem? Was I "shocked"?
Well, not shocked in the literal sense. It wasn't a total train wreck. It wasn't mind-blowing. It was… a decent hotel. Above-average, but don’t get me wrong, I have some complaints.
The biggest shock was probably the contrast between the hype and the reality. They really touted this place as Columbus' best-kept secret. Listen, if you're looking for a solid, comfortable stay with some decent amenities, this place fits the bill. If you're looking for an earth-shattering, life-altering experience? Maybe keep searching.
Final Verdict:
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- Overall Score (out of 5 stars): 3.75 Stars. Room for improvement, but not a total disappointment.
In short, I would recommend this hotel if you aren’t expecting perfection. It is worth a visit, but maybe lower your expectations a little. And for heaven's sake, just keep your fingers crossed for decent scrambled eggs.
Escape to Paradise: Courtyard Victorville Hesperia's Hidden Gem!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because here's the itinerary for my, shall we say, adventures in Columbus, Ohio. And let me tell you, it's less a polished brochure and more a chaotic scrapbook of questionable decisions and lukewarm coffee. We're talking MainStay Suites Columbus North - Worthington. Wish me (and the poor staff) luck.
Day 1: Arrival…and the Great Luggage Debacle of ‘24
- 1:00 PM: ARRIVE! (Hopefully, the luggage follows. This is where the real adventure begins, and by "adventure" I mean the kind where you're sweating and cursing under your breath). Columbus airport. Ugh, airport. Always a gamble. This time, it's literally a gamble. My bag, bless its cotton socks, is AWOL. The airline promises to "locate" it. I envision my carefully chosen travel outfits, toiletries, and the book I swear I’d finally read sitting somewhere on a conveyor belt, judging me.
- 2:30 PM: Check into the MainStay Suites. Honestly, the staff is unbelievably patient with the tearful mess in front of them (that would be me). The room is… well, it’s a suite. Which means a slightly larger area to lose my sanity in. Decent enough, I guess. Now to see if our missing bags have arrived, and if it does, where to keep the bags from other travelers.
- 3:00 PM: Locate a store nearby to buy a toothbrush and some socks. Essential survival gear. I could definitely use a chocolate bar; this is where I start to lose it.
- 4:00 PM: Settle: I'm officially the crazy-eyed person pacing the lobby, occasionally glancing at the front desk with the hope of any good news. I order a pizza. Large. I deserve it. And maybe another chocolate bar.
- 6:00 PM: Pizza devoured. The luggage saga isn’t over. I've decided to embrace the chaos. I'm sitting in my underwear, eating pizza, and watching reruns of The Golden Girls. I'm living my best life, or at least, the easiest life I can conjure at this moment.
- 8:00 PM: The luggage! It's here! The glorious, slightly dented, probably-been-through-hell luggage! I unpack, reveling in the simple joy of having…stuff. Suddenly, the world feels right again. Sort of.
- 9:00 PM: Bed. Exhausted and moderately caffeinated (thanks to the free coffee in the lobby). Tomorrow, adventure awaits. Maybe. If I survive the night.
Day 2: Culture, Coffee, and Questionable Life Choices
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast at the hotel. The continental breakfast. Bless. The. Free. Waffles. They're not good, but they are waffles. And free. Consider it a win. Commence plan of the day.
- 10:00 AM: COFFEE. Strong coffee. I need it. Head to a local coffee shop I "googled" last night.
- 11:00 AM: Visit the Columbus Museum of Art. Art! I love art. I'm going to fully immerse myself in it. Wait, did I remember a sweater? I'm always cold. Okay, now with the art.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch. I choose to trust the museum's cafe. I'm now slightly overwhelmed by paintings. A sandwich and a moment to breathe.
- 2:30 PM: Drive around. Seriously, just drive. The local charm should be considered here.
- 4:00 PM: I'm having a sudden craving for something sweet. Ice cream. It's a sign. Find an ice cream shop. Eat the ice cream.
- 6:00 PM: Okay, dinner. I end up at a place because the yelp reviews were good and close to the hotel. It's… fine.
- 8:00 PM: BACK TO THE HOTEL. Some people say that the hotel is the place to avoid. Not me. The hotel is a great place that knows its customers and knows how to welcome them.
- 9:00 PM: Netflix and chill (with myself, naturally).
Day 3: The Unexpected Beauty of the Ordinary, and the Quest for the Perfect Souvenir
- 9:00 AM: Same breakfast ritual. The waffles are oddly comforting at this point. Maybe I'm becoming a waffle connoisseur. Lord help me.
- 10:00 AM: The "Short North Arts District." Ok, I guess I'll go. I'm expecting high art and pretension, let's see what they got.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch and explore the shops. Okay, fine, this place is actually pretty great. There are all sorts of people and small shops. I love it.
- 2:00 PM: Souvenir shopping. This is a crucial, highly stressful task. I must find the perfect, representative, non-cheesy item to immortalize this trip. Finding the perfect souvenir is a sign of life and a sign of an experience.
- 4:00 PM: Souvenir purchased!
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at a local restaurant. I'm feeling adventurous.
- 8:00 PM: Packing. Dread. I start to regret every single souvenir I’ve purchased.
- 9:00 PM: The end is coming.
Day 4: Departure…and the Aftermath
- 7:00 AM: Coffee, pack up, check out.
- 9:00 AM: Drive to the airport.
- 11:00 AM: Turbulence on the flight. I grip the armrests, eyes squeezed shut, whispering, "I survived Columbus. I can survive this."
- 1:00 PM: (Wherever back home) Unpack. Laundry. Reflect on the adventure. Already planning the next one. Columbus, you magnificent, slightly quirky, waffle-filled city, you've left your mark. Even if that mark is just a little bit of stress and a whole lotta memories.
- Rest of the Day: Recovering from being on the road and going through the images and thoughts of what happened in the past week. Writing down every single thought to never forget what happened.
- And so it goes
Unveiling the "Secret" - Frankly, I'm Still Processing the Worthington...
Alright, alright! The so-called "secret"... it's the Worthington Renaissance Hotel. In Worthington, Ohio. Apparently, it's this hidden gem, a Columbus hot spot. And let me tell you, I went in *highly* skeptical. I'm a cynical travel writer, okay? I've seen the “hidden gem” marketing spiel a million times. It's usually just code for “kinda expensive and not *really* that secret.”
But still, curiosity got the better of me. So, I booked a room. (Ugh, the *price*... but okay, research, right?). And braced myself for… well, something. I wasn’t expecting to be *shocked*. (Spoiler: I was. In a good way... mostly.)
Side Note: I should mention, I almost didn’t go. Traffic that day was a NIGHTMARE. But the thought of cancelling... I pushed on. Glad I did.
Okay, let's cut to the chase. The lobby... wow. It's *grand*. Seriously, immediately felt like I'd stepped back in time. Antique furniture, a *massive* chandelier, the works. It's designed to impress, and... it does. My initial thought was, "Okay, they went all-in on the ambiance."
Now, here's where my skepticism started to *slightly* erode. The staff? Actually *friendly*. Not that fake, forced “Welcome!” that you get at some places. Genuinely helpful. And they didn't make me feel like an idiot when I couldn't figure out the elevators (don't judge me!).
But the carpet... *shudders*. The carpet in the hallways. It's...vintage. And, yeah, it’s probably original. And it's...loud. Patterned in a way that makes your eyes cross. Look, I’m not a carpet person. I don’t *like* carpet. It harbors sins. BUT! I've gotta admit, it's part of the character. And once you're IN your very spacious room, the carpet is the LEAST of your worries.
I spent about 5 minutes in the room, just... looking around. The view? Stunning. The bed? Like sinking into a cloud. I felt a sense of serenity I didn’t know existed in my usual stressed-out state.
The food... okay, this is where the Worthington *really* surprised me. I went to the restaurant for brunch one day, which, let me tell you, is my *thing*. Eggs Benedict? Perfection. Pancakes? Fluffy, light, and not at all what I expected. And the coffee? Actually *good* coffee. Not that sad, watery hotel stuff.
I also checked out the bar. The cocktails? They were *strong*. Like, I'm pretty sure I levitated a little bit. They have a really talented bartender.
The only real "complaint" (and it's not really a complaint) is that it's expensive. But again, you're paying for the experience, the atmosphere, and the quality. And hey, it's a splurge. You'll be fine!
I am not a pool person. Never have been. But I was so relaxed, which is a blessing since I was so hyper stressed earlier. I swam. I felt like I was a different person, and I’m still slightly ashamed.
Okay, here's the thing that *really* got me. The staff. They were phenomenal. Seriously, everyone from the front desk to the servers to the housekeeper I briefly chatted with in the hallway. They were all genuinely *nice*. And not that fake-nice that you get at some hotels. They seemed like they actually cared about making your experience good.
And the atmosphere? It's elegant, yes, but not pretentious. It's a place where you can relax, unwind, and feel like you're being taken care of. It's a *welcoming* space, even for someone like me who usually expects the worst.
There's a quietness to it. An unspoken understanding that you're there to enjoy yourself. I think I saw a woman reading a book in the lobby... and she was so absorbed. It’s that kind of place.
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