Escape to Truth or Consequences: Your Travelodge Adventure Awaits!
Escape to Truth or Consequences: My (Mostly) Truthful Travelodge Tale!
Alright, buckle up Buttercups, because I just got back from a little jaunt to Truth or Consequences, New Mexico, and I’m here to spill the beans (and maybe a little bit of the complimentary room-service coffee). This isn't your polished, perfectly curated travel blog post, folks. This is real life. This is a messy, honest, and occasionally hilarious look at my stay at the Travelodge in the heart of T or C. And let me tell you, it was an experience.
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Let's Dive In! (And Pray I Don’t Drown in the Details)
First things first: Accessibility. This is important. I am not wheelchair-bound, but I do have a friend who is, so I always look for this. The Travelodge lists wheelchair accessible as a feature. The website suggested it has this, and I took it at face value. They do, in fact, have rooms they say are accessible - I just didn't get one. Check the front desk. Seriously. This a bit of a let-down. If you need a truly accessible room, CALL AHEAD AND CONFIRM. Like, call and annoy them until you are sure. Otherwise, the public areas seemed okay, but I can’t say for sure.
On-Site Accessible Restaurants / Lounges & Dining:
Now, the dining situation. Hoo boy. The website blurb made it sound like a culinary adventure. Truthfully, it was more of a… "survival" experience.
- Restaurants: There weren't any on-site restaurants. I felt like I was being tricked.
- Buffet in restaurant: Nope.
- Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant: Hard no.
- Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant: Not a thing.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop: The coffee in the room was… serviceable. Like, it kept me mostly awake. The coffee shop was the lobby and stocked with the aforementioned serviceable coffee.
- Room service: 24-hour room service? I never saw it. I did order water.
- Poolside bar: I did not see it.
- Snack bar: The "snack bar" was basically a vending machine and the front desk.
- Happy hour: I WISH.
The silver lining? There were a couple of decent restaurants nearby, so I’m not going to be THAT harsh. But the whole dining experience was definitely exaggerated.
Things to do and Ways to Relax:
This is where things get a little more interesting. T or C is all about the hot springs, and the Travelodge, thankfully, is in a good location for exploring them.
- Pool with view: Didn't see a view.
- Swimming pool [outdoor]: Yep, there was a pool. It looked… inviting. I just… never went in.
- Spa, Spa/sauna, Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Gym/fitness, Massage, Steamroom, Sauna: These are totally missing.
- Wellness Really, I was missing my spa day.
Cleanliness and Safety (The COVID Era Edition):
Okay, this is where the Travelodge did shine. Considering the times, I was pleasantly surprised.
- Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment, Hand sanitizer: They ticked all the boxes. I felt reasonably safe.
- Cashless payment service: Yep.
- Shared stationery removed: Good.
- Hot water linen and laundry washing: I hope so!
The Room Itself: My Humble Abode
The room! Oh, the room! Let's just say it had character.
Available in all rooms, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens: My room had most of these, I am not sure about the scale.
Air conditioning: It worked. Praise!
Blackout curtains: Necessary for the desert sun.
Coffee/tea maker: The aforementioned "serviceable" coffee situation.
Bathtub/Separate shower/bathtub: These were great.
Desk/Laptop workspace: I got work done.
Mini Bar: Uh, no.
Wi-Fi [free]: This was actually shockingly good. I could stream, work, and browse without a problem.
Services and Conveniences (The Little Things):
- Concierge: Non-existent.
- Convenience store: The front desk.
- Daily housekeeping: Yes. Thankfully.
- Elevator: Yup.
- Facilities for disabled guests: See above.
- Laundry service: Unsure.
- Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site]: Plenty of parking.
- Front desk [24-hour]: Always someone available, which was a bonus.
- Food delivery: They deliver.
For the Kids (Not Applicable to Me, But Still!):
- Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal: Doubtful.
Getting Around:
- Airport transfer: Nope.
- Taxi service: Possible.
- Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site]: Plenty of parking.
My Biggest Takeaway – More Than Just Bricks and Mortar
Look, the Travelodge in Truth or Consequences isn’t the Ritz. It's not the Four Seasons. It’s not the perfect place to be, but it is what it is: a budget-friendly option in a quirky, interesting town. You get what you pay for, which is a clean room with decent Wi-Fi and a generally pleasant experience.
The Imperfections: The dining situation was over-advertised, and the lack of a real spa was a bummer. I could have used a real massage! Also, accessibility seems tricky.
The Quirks and Emotions: I felt a weird sense of camaraderie with the other guests. We were all there, exploring the desert, sweating in hot springs, looking for something. Maybe for a real "adventure." Maybe just a break from the ordinary. The travel lodge was a resting ground.
The Honest Truth: I wouldn't necessarily rave about this place, especially if you were looking for a luxury experience. But if you're on a budget, need a place to crash after exploring the hot springs, and want to be close to everything, it's a solid choice. Just temper your expectations and bring your own snacks! And for the love of all that is holy, check if the accessible room actually IS accessible before you book.
Rating: 6.5 out of 10 lukewarm coffees.
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to dive HEADFIRST into the glorious, somewhat bizarre, and utterly unpredictable adventure that is Truth or Consequences, New Mexico, all fueled by a stay at the…wait for it…Travelodge by Wyndham. Okay, I'm already regretting that choice a little. But hey, adventure, right? So, let's get this show on the road, or at least the dusty highway.
Day 1: Arrival & Initial “Charm” Overload
- 1:00 PM - Land of the Free Way Too Early & Initial Hotel Regret: Arrive in Truth or Consequences. Okay, I might have gotten here a LITTLE early. Like, a whole bunch early. My flight was delayed, and I’m pretty sure I’m the only human being awake in a 50-mile radius let alone the general area of the hotel and even the Travelodge. Which brings me to the Travelodge itself. sigh. The photos online… shall we say, were generous? They're basically the Photoshop version of reality, like seeing a supermodel and then meeting her in real life at Denny's. Let's just say, charm might be an overstatement. The "free" internet is probably just a figment of my imagination and definitely not going to work.
- Anecdote: Checking in was an experience. The friendly but weary night clerk looked like he'd seen a ghost (or maybe he just works the night shift at a Travelodge…). I overheard him dealing with some poor soul who's probably been having a time too but trying to get WiFi working for an hour. I'm already dreading this. This is gonna be a long trip.
- 2:00 PM - Truth or Consequences First Impressions: The Town of Paradoxes: Okay, so I'm trying to be open-minded. The town is… well, it's something. Definitely a vibe. The desert sun is beating down, and everything has this dusty, sun-bleached quality.
- Quirky Observation: I swear, I saw a tumbleweed roll down Main Street. A real tumbleweed. Okay, here's a deal: I'm trying to channel my own inner tumbleweed, but with a dash of, you know, “not ending up in a ditch feeling forlorn.”
- 3:00 PM - Lunch at… Where?: Okay, food. I'm starving. But the options seem limited. I brave the heat and search for a spot. I'm aiming for something local, something REAL. If it's not a hole-in-the-wall, then it's not living in my book. I find a place that is a mix, sort of.
- Emotional Reaction: I REALLY WANT GOOD MEXICAN FOOD. I'm craving it. I'm picturing gooey cheese, flavorful salsas, and perfectly cooked tortillas. My stomach is rumbling with anticipation, because maybe it'll be worth it. Maybe it won't just be… generic. (Fingers crossed!)
- 4:00 PM - Hotel Room Revelation / Internet Attempt: In the Room now, and it's…exactly what I expected. A bit musty, the air conditioning sounds like a jet engine, and the décor is… eclectic. By eclectic, I mean "stuff they found in a storage unit." But hey, it's "clean." Right? Now for the internet…
- Messy Ramble: The internet…oh, the internet. I'm pretty sure I'm getting faster speeds from a carrier pigeon. The hotel description promised free WiFi! You know, they really don't understand the basic concept of "free."
- 5:00 PM - Stroll Round the Blocks: The town is quiet, and honestly, a little unsettling. I keep expecting a zombie to lumber out of the abandoned building. I keep reminding myself to see the positivity of T or C, Truth or Consequences, the truth of the town. But I don't know if I can.
- 6:00 PM - Dinner & Local Beer: Back to the food search, I want something I can say I legitimately enjoyed, I'd drink a beer with, and remember the taste and experience. Oh, man. I'm still craving that Mexican food.
Day 2: Hot Springs & Emotional Healing (Maybe?)
- 9:00 AM - Breakfast (if the Travelodge offers it): Praying for something edible. I'm considering smuggling in a box of donuts from the gas station if the hotel breakfast turns out to be a crime against humanity.
- 10:00 AM - Hot Springs Time!!!: This is what I'm REALLY here for. T or C is all about the hot springs! The brochure promised "therapeutic" waters, and "peaceful" surroundings. I need both. Badly. The sun is already beating down, and I'm excited to relax and soak my weary bones.
- Doubling Down on Hot Springs: Okay, I'm gonna go ahead and say it: the hot springs were the highlight of the trip. I found a place that was a little more… authentic. The water was warm, the air was still, and for a little while, I forgot about the existential dread/Travelodge situation. I stayed there for hours, watching the clouds roll by, and seriously considering just staying forever and becoming one with the geothermal goodness. I even briefly considered a spa treatment, but then my inner cheapskate won out. (More cash for tacos!)
- 1:00 PM - Lunch &… The Town Continues: Back to the quest for food. There's gotta be more than just gas station snacks and… I got it! I'll search for a local café. Again, fingers crossed!
- Opinionated Language: If this town doesn't have decent coffee, I'm staging a revolt. A caffeine-fueled revolt, mind you.
- 2:00 PM - Browsing & Bargains: I'm going to wander around the town, look at the shops, some antique stores, and maybe pick up something unusual. This is where I hope to find the gems.
- Anecdote: Found a store with some quirky stuff, and chatted with the owner. He had some incredible stories, and I even walked away with a souvenir that didn't just end in the trash.
- 4:00 PM - Another Dip: After having the hot springs from before, I'm thinking of going back for a quick dip. This is gonna be my go-to.
- 6:00 PM - Dinner & Drink: There were some decent spots to eat, with some new experiences. I'll definitely be on the lookout for the best margaritas in town.
Day 3: Saying Goodbye (and Maybe Running Away)
- 9:00 AM - Breakfast & Hotel "Review":
- Stronger Emotional Reaction: Okay, so the breakfast situation at the hotel was… well, let's just say it didn't exactly live up to the "free" promise. It consisted of… whatever it was. I've had better food at a vending machine. I'm starting to see why the night clerk looked so weary.
- 10:00 AM - Goodbye to the Hot Springs: One Last Soak! I'll make sure to enjoy the last moments of bliss before I hit the road.
- 12:00 PM - Lunch: Last meal in T or C. Gotta make it count.
- 1:00 PM - Departure: Time to hit the road. Truth or Consequences, you were certainly… an experience.
- Final Rambles: I'm leaving, or at least trying. The sun, the hot springs… the potential of the place. I will definitely say I've been here. I might even come back, someday. Just, maybe, to a better hotel. And maybe, just maybe, I'll find that perfect taco.
So, there you have it. My completely non-curated, slightly messy, and totally honest itinerary for Truth or Consequences. If you're planning a trip, take my advice with a grain of salt (and maybe bring your own snacks). But most importantly, enjoy the ride. And try to avoid the Travelodge.
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Because let's be honest, it's not the Ritz, but it's an experience... kinda.
Okay, So... Why Truth or Consequences? Are you, like, being held hostage by a time-traveling alien?
Alright, alright, settle down. No aliens (that I know of... yet). Truth or Consequences (T or C, as the cool kids call it – though I've yet to actually *meet* any cool kids there) is... well, it's a *destination*. Honestly, the name alone is the hook. You hear "Truth or Consequences" and you're instantly intrigued, right? It's a gamble. Maybe there's buried treasure! Maybe the world's greatest hot spring! Maybe... just maybe... a decent breakfast buffet. Okay, okay, the breakfast buffet is pushing it. Mostly, it's escape. Escape from the everyday. Plus, I had a coupon for the Travelodge. Don't judge my life choices, okay?!
The Travelodge, huh? Sounds... glamorous. What should I *really* expect?
Glamorous? Honey, let's just say it's got *character*. Expect... well, let's just say the "rustic charm" might generously be described as "slightly dilapidated." My advice? Manage your expectations. Bring your own pillow and maybe some disinfectant wipes. Seriously. I saw a stain on the carpet that looked suspiciously like a crime scene investigation from a 1970s cop show. And the "continental breakfast"? Let's just say the word "continental" doesn't mean "deluxe croissant baked fresh that morning." Think stale muffins of questionable origin and instant coffee that tastes like regret. But hey, at least it's *something*, right? Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to be negative; I'm just… realistic.
Hot Springs! Tell me about the darn hot springs!
Okay, *now* we're talking! The hot springs are the saving grace. The *real* reason to go. Forget the Travelodge (temporarily). Float in warm, mineral-rich water and soak away your worries, your aches, and the faint smell of chlorine that clings to you from the Travelodge pool. Seriously, some of those places are pure bliss. There are fancy ones, and then there are the mom-and-pop places that feel like stepping back in time (in a good way!). I went to one that had a little outdoor grotto. Seriously magical, under the stars, and me, just bubbling away in the bubbly thermal waters. It almost made me forget about the questionable carpet. Almost. Just... go. That's my advice. Pack a swimsuit. And maybe buy a new one just in case.
Anything else to do in T or C besides boil myself?
Well... okay, look, let's be real. T or C isn't exactly *buzzing*. But that's the charm, right? There are art galleries (some better than others, and by better, I mean actually open), antique shops (where you might find a real gem, or just a lot of dust), and the Geronimo Springs Museum, which I honestly found fascinating. I learned more about the area's history in an hour than I did in my entire high school history class which, let me tell you, is saying something. And the Spaceport America is somewhat close by, if you are into space travel or just want to take a selfie with a big building.
But honestly? I mostly just spent my time soaking in hot springs and avoiding the Travelodge vending machine. Seriously, that thing was an abyss of stale chips and mysteriously glowing candy. Just… don’t.
Okay, so The Travelodge... should I even bother with a room? Are you saying it's *that* bad?
Look. Okay? The Travelodge is a *staple*. It's part of the experience. Think of it as a… a testing ground. A character-building exercise! You'll emerge stronger, more resilient. You might even develop a strange appreciation for the smell of disinfectant. It's… functional. It has a bed (hopefully with sheets!), a bathroom (hopefully functioning!), and a TV (that might or might not have more than 4 channels). But let me tell you about the time I tried to use to the pool. I got there, finally, after a long day. And the water... greenish. I think I heard a child scream, then I turned around to see a woman wrestling a rubber ring. I stared at the water. I stared at the woman. I slowly backed away, quietly. And decided to skip. The pool experience… it wasn't great. Maybe I should have just gone inside.
Did you eat anything worth remembering? (Besides the questionable muffins)?
Okay, YES! Absolutely. I stumbled upon a little diner – a proper, old-school diner. It was like stepping back in time, with red vinyl booths and a waitress named Agnes who clearly knew *everyone*. The food? Solid. Home-style cooking, nothing fancy, but you know what? The green chili cheeseburger was *divine*. I'm talking, like, life-altering delicious. And their pies! Oh. My. God. Apple pie to die for. I’m still dreaming about that pie. Seriously, go find that diner. Ask for Agnes. Tip her well. You won’t regret it. It almost made up for the Travelodge carpet stain. Almost.
Any advice for a newbie heading to T or C?
Bring your own: pillow (trust me), snacks (seriously, avoid the vending machine), and a good book. Pack your swimsuit. Embrace the quirkiness. Lower your expectations, but be open to surprises. Be prepared for a certain… unique… charm. Don’t judge the locals (they're probably friendlier than you think). And, most importantly: Find the hot springs. Find the diner. And maybe bring a can of Lysol. Just in case. You might need it.
Would you go back?
You know what? Yes. Absolutely. Despite the questionable carpet, the near-toxic pool, and the Travelodge's "charm." Because even with all its quirks, T or C has a certain something. It's a place to slow down, to relax, to... well, to confront the truth of your own expectations (or lack thereof). And the hot springs? Those are enough to make me book a trip back tomorrow. I might even bring extra Lysol.
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