Toledo's BEST Extended Stay? Holland Suites Review!
Holland Suites: Toledo's Promised Land or Just a Pretty Face? (A Review That's Actually Real.)
Okay, buckle up, because I'm about to hurl myself into the deep end of the Holland Suites experience. I'm talking the whole shebang – the good, the bad, the ugly (hopefully not too ugly), and the utterly perplexing. Forget sterile brochures; this is a raw, unvarnished take, because let's be honest, we all deserve a hotel review that doesn't sound like it was written by a robot.
First Impressions & Arrival (aka, the "Oh God, Did I Pack Enough Snacks?" Phase):
Finding Holland Suites in Toledo was surprisingly easy. (Unlike that time I tried to find a decent burrito in Des Moines… don't even get me STARTED). Getting around was a breeze; ample car parking [free of charge] was a relief. Driving in a rental car, you always feel like you're accidentally participating in a demolition derby, so the peace of mind was appreciated. I was also tickled to see a car park [on-site] and even a car power charging station! Thoughtful touches. The elevator was a godsend, especially with my overstuffed suitcase that seemed intent on becoming a permanent fixture on my shoulder.
The front desk [24-hour] was manned by a very… efficient individual—a perfectly pleasant human, if perhaps a little too… precise. Felt like check-in was faster than a caffeinated squirrel. The check-in/out [express] option is a bonus for the perpetually impatient (like myself). And while I'm on the topic of speed, the Wi-Fi [free] in the rooms was instantly accessible. Now that's what I call a win.
Accessibility & Inclusivity: The Heart of the Matter (and Where Things Get a Little… Patchy)
I always prioritize accessibility (both personally and for others). So, I immediately looked for what was in place. Facilities for disabled guests are listed, which is good. However, to be truly helpful, they need to actively advertise what those facilities are! A little more detail goes a long way. The elevator is a must, that box is ticked.
Rooms: My Serene Sanctuary (Or, the Battle Against the Blackout Curtains):
My room was, shall we say, functional. Air conditioning blasting like a hurricane? Check. Free bottled water – bless their hearts. A desk for actually getting work done? Double-check! Daily housekeeping was consistently excellent. Honestly, the maids, or whatever they are called, are the real unsung heroes of any hotel. They're the ones who keep the place looking… habitable.
The blackout curtains… now, that's a story. They were aggressive. Like, "I will not allow any sunlight to penetrate this room" aggressive. I appreciate a good night's sleep, don't get me wrong, but I felt like I was living in a vampire's coffin. The challenge of finding the right balance (a little light, not complete darkness) got a bit annoying during my stay.
The bed itself was decent. Not the best, but the extra long bed was a bonus! A bonus that I, being on the taller side, truly appreciated. The bathroom was fine – clean, with toiletries provided. The hair dryer worked, which is always a gamble in hotels. Bathtub was a big plus, however.
Food, Glorious Food (And the Occasional Disappointment):
Breakfast, a cornerstone of the hotel experience, was an interesting affair. The breakfast [buffet] was… standard. The usual suspects: eggs, bacon, pastries. Nothing revolutionary, but enough to fuel a day of Toledo exploration. The food was okay, but I wasn't blown away. I did enjoy the coffee/tea in restaurant though. I am a connoisseur of hotel coffee.
The fact that they provided Individually-wrapped food options was great to see, showing a lot of commitment to safety. Also, Breakfast takeaway service was a welcome bonus in a rush.
Dining options outside of breakfast were… limited, as suggested. One restaurant on-site. I tried it once. The food was… fine. The vibe was… hotel restaurant. You know the drill. Service was friendly, but you can tell they are working hard and running a bit shorthanded. (Like who isn’t?)
I'm particularly invested in the poolside bar and the a la carte options…I was hopeful but the food wasn't what I was looking for.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax (Where My Expectations Were a Little… Dashed):
Okay, here's where Holland Suites slightly tripped. The fitness center was present, but I took a peek and it looked like the equipment had been put on 'pause' since the 1980s. The pool with view was nice, but with a bunch of little kids splashing around, not exactly the zen retreat I was hoping for. The steamroom and sauna were a nice touch, but I'm not sure how regularly they're maintained. I didn't use either out of an abundance of caution, but I'm sure the spa has its uses! No Body scrub or Body wrap options!
Cleanliness and Safety: My Inner Germaphobe (Mostly) Relaxed:
I'm a bit of a clean freak, so I was hyper-aware of the hygiene measures. I was actually really pleasantly surprised! Anti-viral cleaning products were clearly being used. I noticed Daily disinfection in common areas, and that made me breathe a sigh of relief. Seeing Hand sanitizer stations dotted around was reassuring. The Staff [was] trained in safety protocol, and the Safe dining setup was great. It was good to see Rooms sanitized between stays.
Services & Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter (And Made Me Grateful):
This is where Holland Suites really shines. Here's a rapid-fire list of things that made my stay easier:
- Daily housekeeping: Superb.
- Dry cleaning: Really helpful.
- Laundry service: Huge win.
- Elevator: Essential.
- Concierge: Very useful.
- Cash withdrawal: Always appreciated.
- Safety deposit boxes: Peace of mind.
- Wi-Fi [free]: Crucial.
Things That Need a Little Work (Or, My Little Gripes):
- Accessibility details: More transparency, people!
- Dining: Amp up the options or jazz up the existing ones.
- The fitness center: A little attention would go a long way.
Final Verdict: Worth a Stay? (The Truth, Unfiltered):
So, is Holland Suites Toledo's BEST Extended Stay? Well… maybe not the absolute best, but it's certainly a solid contender. It's clean, comfortable, and the staff tries their best. The location is convenient, and the basic amenities are covered.
It isn't perfect. No hotel is perfect. But it offers a good experience.
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your sanitized, perfectly-Photoshoped travel itinerary. This is the real deal – a hot mess, a beautiful disaster, a Toledo adventure from the hallowed halls of Extended Stay America Suites in Holland, Ohio. Prepare thyselves for a journey into the land of lukewarm coffee, questionable parking lot decisions, and the unwavering hope that the air conditioning won't die on Day 3.
Extended Stay America - Toledo - Holland Arrival & Day 1: Initial Impressions & The Great Grocery Quest (Mayhem Ensues)
- 1:00 PM: Check-in. Okay, so first impressions? The lobby smells vaguely of cleaning products and… loneliness? Honestly, the sheer beige of the place had me questioning my life choices. But hey, the lady at the desk was nice enough, bless her heart. She seemed used to the… eccentric clientele, shall we say. Got the room key, which, side note, felt like holding a slightly melted piece of industrial plastic.
- 1:30 PM: Room Reconnaissance. Okay, it's… a room. A generously sized room, I'll give it that. Kitchenette situation: microwave, mini-fridge, and a stove that looks like it hasn’t seen a pot or pan since the Clinton administration. Furniture? Functional. Decor? Let's just say it screams "corporate bland" and leave it at that. The bed, though… the bed, I have to say, it was surprisingly comfortable. Like, sink-into-a-cloud comfortable. Score.
- 2:00 PM: The Hunger Games: Grocery Run. Uh oh. I am not prepared. I need food. I need sustenance. And I need it now. Armed with the complimentary (and depressingly small) fridge, I decided on Kroger. Google Maps, bless its little algorithmic heart, pointed me in the direction of the nearest location. Driving? Easy. Parking? NOT EASY. I swear, the parking lot was designed by a sadist. Finding a spot felt like winning the lottery. Then again, maybe the sadist was smart. It helped me burn calories.
- 2:45 PM: The Groceries. The Groceries! Let's just say, I overbought. Like, I'm talking apocalypse prepper levels of groceries. Cereal, eggs, bread (for sustenance!), a questionable carton of orange juice, and enough frozen dinners to feed a small army. The cashier’s look was priceless, by the way. She probably thought I was hiding from someone. The bags in the car were a whole situation.
- 3:30 PM: Room Restocking & The Fridge Feud. Unloading the groceries… fun. Cramming everything into the fridge… a true test of Tetris skills. Let me tell you, that tiny freezer compartment is NOT meant to hold a family-sized bag of frozen peas, but I made it work. I declared victory. Then, it turned out that the fridge wasn’t quite cold enough. The orange juice? Barely lukewarm. I almost cried. But I persevered.
- 4:00 PM: Settling In & TV Time. Threw myself onto the cloud-like bed, fueled by sugary cereal. Finally started catching up on some important tv shows: "Forensic Files." Feeling a little too relaxed and secure.
- 6:00 PM: The Great Dinner Debacle. Remember all of those frozen dinners? Perfect. The microwave, though… let's just say it took longer than advertised. And the smell of reheated mystery meat wafted through the air. Ah, the joys of hotel living.
- 8:00 PM: Stargazing through the window. Not much to see, but at least there was a window.
- 9:00 PM: Bedtime. Deciding whether or not to leave the light on.
Day 2: Exploring the Area (aka, Surviving Toledo)
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast of Champions (or at least, Breakfast). Cereal, orange juice (still lukewarm. Must. Fix. Fridge.). Coffee from the in-room machine (lukewarm coffee, to be expected). This is my life now.
- 9:00 AM: The Toledo Museum of Art. Honestly, Toledo is a cultural hub, and it does not get the recognition it deserves! I had to go! I spent most of the day here.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch at the Museum Café. Mediocre. But I was already there, so I ate it.
- 1:00 PM: More Art! There's a whole lotta art! This is good.
- 4:00 PM: Back to the Hotel. I was beat after all that art!
- 5:00 PM: Dinner. Leftovers.
- 7:00 PM: Bed Time.
Day 3: The Fridge Strikes Back & The Quest for Decent Coffee
- 8:00 AM: The Fridge… It’s gotten worse. The orange juice is now lukewarm and turning. Okay, I can't take this anymore.
- 8:30 AM: The Coffee Crisis. The in-room coffee situation is untenable. It’s weak, it’s watery, and it tastes vaguely of sadness. I need a REAL coffee. I need espresso. I need… something. Googled “best coffee Toledo near me.” Found a little coffee shop.
- 9:00 AM: The Coffee Shop. A beacon of hope! The coffee was good! The people were lively! I felt human again!
- 10:00 AM-1:00 PM: The Quest for a Cold Fridge. I spent the afternoon trying to figure out how to fix the fridge when…it was probably beyond repair. I called the front desk. They sent someone. He poked at it. He shrugged. He left.
- 2:00 PM: Lunch. I tried eating the slightly frozen pizza I bought, and it was surprisingly good.
- 3:00 PM: Relaxing Time. I was stressed from the fridge, so I watched tv.
- 8:00 PM: Dinner. Frozen dinner.
- 9:00 PM: Packed my suitcases in preparation for the big day.
Day 4: Homeward Bound (or, The Escape)
- 8:00 AM: Farewell, Extended Stay. The end is near!
- 9:00 AM: Check-Out. A speedy departure.
- 10:00 AM: Breakfast. Ate the cereal and the last of the frozen dinner.
- 11:00 AM: Headed to the airport. Now I can go home.
There you have it. A glimpse into my Extended Stay Adventure in Holland, Ohio. It wasn’t perfect, but it was real. And hey, at least the bed was comfy. Now I return to my life to begin my next adventure.
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Holland Suites: The Honest Rundown (Because, You Know, Life Isn't Always Pretty)
So, is Holland Suites REALLY the "BEST" Extended Stay in Toledo? (Or just a place to crash after a REALLY long day...and maybe a few REALLY bad decisions?)
Okay, let's be real. "Best" is a loaded word, right? Like, are we talking Michelin Star dining experience or a surprisingly decent gas station burrito? Holland Suites... well, it's somewhere in the middle. I wouldn’t call it a luxury experience, *but* let's just say when my car decided to become best friends with a mechanic, and I needed a roof…a roof that didn't cost a kidney…Holland Suites became my temporary haven. It's more "tolerable" than "best," honestly. More like "functional." Like a trusty, slightly dented, but still-gets-you-there car. But here's the thing: sometimes, "functional" is ALL you need.
And honestly, when I think of all the OTHER options for an extended stay in Toledo, I'd take Holland Suites again (probably.)
What are the rooms REALLY like? Are we talking "clean hotel room bliss" or "slightly suspicious stain on the carpet" territory?
Okay, so the rooms…they're… functional. Let’s just say they're not exactly going to be featured in Architectural Digest. My first impression walking in? "Huh, it smells vaguely of cleaning products and… ambition. Or maybe it was just Lysol." The furniture? Well, it's sturdy. Probably seen a few battles (and late-night pizza binges). The carpet? Yep, there's a carpet. And yes, there *might* be a mystery stain or two. I'm not naming names! But with a little (a *lot*) of Febreze, the place was okay. The bed? Comfortable enough. I slept, which is the important thing. I wasn’t expecting a Four Seasons experience, and I didn’t get one. I got a bed. With sheets.
Pro-Tip: Bring some Clorox wipes. You'll thank me later.
The Staff: Angels in Disguise or Secretly Plotting World Domination (or at least a slightly easier shift)?
The staff… now that’s where things get interesting. I have to say, they were… present. And mostly helpful! I had one issue with a non-working microwave (a *crisis* when you're surviving on instant ramen, believe me!), and they fixed it… eventually. There was a bit of a wait (like, a *long* wait), and I may or may not have resorted to passive-aggressive notes left in the lobby (shhh, don’t tell!). But, honestly, they were dealing with… a lot. Extended stay folks are… a varied bunch, let's say. I think the staff deserves a medal, or at least a very large coffee. Or maybe the world domination. I’m still undecided.
Are there kitchens in the rooms? (Because, let's face it, eating out every night gets OLD, FAST.)
Yes! Blessedly, yes! The kitchens are… basic. Think microwave, mini-fridge, and a countertop that's seen better days (again, Clorox wipes are your friend!). And, uh, maybe a stove? I don’t remember using one. Mostly, I cooked... poorly... on a mini-hot plate I had. Which is not a reflection on them at all. I'm just a terrible cook. But hey, at least I could *try* to make myself feel like a human being, and not a microwave-dinner-dependent… whatever.
Important caveat: Don’t get fancy. This isn't a gourmet setup. But for making a simple breakfast or heating up leftovers? Absolutely a lifesaver. Especially when you're on your *own* in a new city…and your ex-neighbor just told you that your apartment needed a termite treatment.
The Breakfast: Free Food! (But is it edible?)
Okay, okay, the breakfast. It's… complimentary. Which, in this day and age, is a win! Think continental. Think bagels, muffins, cereal, and sometimes… fruit? It’s perfect for a quick grab-and-go, but don’t expect a five-star brunch spread. Honestly, I didn't eat breakfast most mornings because *waves hands wildly* LIFE. But I DID grab a coffee now and then. And the coffee was… coffee. Just like it should be.
Pro-Tip: Lower your expectations. But appreciate the free food. I did the hard work for you, don't go in expecting a Michelin-star brunch. LOL.
The Wifi: Is it fast enough to stream a movie or are we talking dial-up speeds? (Because, gotta have entertainment, amirite?)
The Wi-Fi... Ugh. Okay, look. It *exists*. And you *can* connect. But it's not always… a joy. Sometimes, it’s blazing fast. Other times? It's like trying to watch Netflix on a potato. Expect some buffering. Expect some frustration. Did I mention I spent a lot of time watching TV? I did. Eventually, I would get it to work after a few reboots and some choice words. I'm sure the technology is fine, but don't go in expecting to become a streamer. Download your shows before you get there, or be prepared to stare at that little spinning circle of doom for a while.
Pro-Tip: Bring a book. Or two. Or, you know, prepare to be constantly restarting your phone.
Location, Location, Location: Is it Convenient? Safe? (Or are you driving in circles and praying for your car not to get stolen?)
The location? Pretty decent, actually. It's *somewhere* in Toledo. Don't expect a waterfront view, but it's close to… things. Restaurants, stores, all the stuff you need when you are living out of a hotel room forever. The neighborhood? It's… well, it's Toledo. I never felt *unsafe*, but I wouldn't recommend wandering around alone at 3 AM. Use common sense.
I used the phrase "it's Toledo". Yeah, it's a bit ambiguous, that's because Toledo is a city with a lot of history and some interesting… characters. You can find everything in Toledo! I'd say it's convenient.
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