Escape to Memphis: Germantown's BEST Extended Stay Hotel!
Okay, buckle up, because this isn't your grandma's hotel review. This is a deep dive into Escape to Memphis: Germantown's BEST Extended Stay Hotel! (Okay, maybe that's a bit of a stretch, let's see…) Prepare for a rollercoaster of opinions, tangents, and probably a few typos. Because, let's be honest, real people don't write perfect reviews.
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- Focus: Honest, detailed review, with a focus on the extended stay experience, accessibility, and the overall vibe… and maybe a rant or two.
Okay, Let's Dive In (Finally!) – My Experience at Escape to Memphis!
First impressions? Okay, it's not the Ritz-Carlton. But hey, it's Germantown, not downtown. Expectations, managed. I needed an extended stay, and the "Escape to Memphis" name sounded… well, escapist. (I'm already in a good mood, let's hope it lasts.)
Accessibility - My Wheelchair Adventure (and Some Clumsy Curb Cuts!)
Right off the bat, BIG points for the accessibility. They've got to get this right, of course…Germantown is just a lovely lovely place.
- Wheelchair Accessible? YES! (Mostly). The rooms were pretty darn spacious, especially for an extended stay place. Plenty of room to maneuver. Bathroom was decent, with grab bars and all that jazz. BUT, and it's a small but important but, some of the exterior curb cuts…ooof. Not always the smoothest transitions. I ended up in a small panic after getting stuck. This is something you gotta improve on – It's important, guys!
- Elevator: Absolutely. Essential. No problem there.
- Accessibility Services: They do a good job.
(Emotional Reaction: Phew! Didn't want to get stuck outside in the rain…again. They got the details right. I'm going to focus on the positive here!)
On-Site Accessible Restaurants/Lounges: Okay, this is where things get… interesting. I'm not here to dine, but if I was, would they have a ramp? Were the tables accessible? I can't really say right now…that's a missed opportunity for a complete review.
Internet, Internet, Glorious Internet!
- Free Wi-Fi in All Rooms! Glory be! Essential for extended stays. And it worked. Hooray! (Note: This is HUGE. Losing Wi-Fi in the middle of a work marathon is a special kind of torture.)
- Internet Access (LAN): Yeah, good to have. But who uses LAN anymore? (Unless you're a serious gamer, which I am not. I'm more a YouTube-while-eating-chips kind of person.)
- Internet Services: Seems to be fine. I'm not sure what else to say.
(Emotional Reaction: Seriously, Wi-Fi that works consistently is a game changer. Makes you feel like a… connected human being.)
Things to Do, Ways to Relax, and the Quest for Bliss!
Okay, are we talking about escaping or living? Oh yes, it's the latter!
- Fitness Center: Yep. Basic gym. Treadmills, weights, the usual suspects. Didn't love it, didn't hate it. It's a hotel gym, let's be real.
- Pool with a View: Outside, so it was kinda nice. The pool wasn't huge, and there wasn’t a killer view of the Mississippi or anything, but still! A pool is a pool.
- Spa/Sauna: There's a hint of one in the information available, which is good!
- Gym/fitness: It's fine!
(Emotional Reaction: The pool was a lifesaver after a long day of… well, you know… everything. The fitness center, meh. It was there. I didn't use it. No one is perfect).
Cleanliness and Safety: The Sanitization Saga
- Anti-viral Cleaning Products: Good. Important. Reassuring.
- Daily Disinfection in Common Areas: See above.
- Rooms Sanitized Between Stays: Again, good.
- Staff Trained in Safety Protocol: Appeared to be. Everyone wore masks (this was a thing at the time), and there was hand sanitizer everywhere. Which is cool.
- Sanitized Kitchen and Tableware Items: Excellent!
(Emotional Reaction: I'm a germaphobe. I'm happy they are handling things properly!)
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: The Foodie Foibles (and My Coffee Obsession)
- Breakfast [buffet]: Okay, the breakfast situation was… a mixed bag. I wasn't expecting gourmet, but some days it was better than others. The coffee? Ah… the coffee. If you are one of those sensitive people, I can tell you it wasn't great. But it woke me up.
- Restaurant(s): There were various restaurants (I think) but I did not eat at any…
- Coffee Shop: Nope.
- Room Service [24-hour]: Yes! Needed at the end of the day!
- Snack Bar: No.
(Emotional Reaction: The coffee situation needs urgent attention. The rest of the food was…serviceable. I'm not sure if it's better to eat at the hotel or to just get something else.)
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
- Air conditioning in public area: Yes. Always a plus in Memphis.
- Air conditioning: Also, yes!
- Daily housekeeping: Wonderful!
- Convenience Store: Needed!
- Laundry service: Yes! Excellent for those long stays.
- Luggage storage: Good.
- Elevator: Also very important.
- 24-hour front desk: YES! Needed when your key card doesn't work at 2 AM.
(Emotional Reaction: Laundry service saved my life. The front desk staff were lovely! )
Available in All Rooms: The Nitty-Gritty
Again going for the extended stay option, but they have all of the things you need.
- Air conditioning: Check
- Alarm clock: Okay.
- Bathrobes: Okay.
- Blackout curtains: Essential for sleeping in!
- Coffee/tea maker: Essential.
- Desk: I love the desk!
- Refrigerator: I need this!
- Free Wi-Fi: Needed for everything else!
(Emotional Reaction: Being able to make my own coffee in the room saved me a fortune and a lot of headaches! )
The Verdict: Escape Achieved? (Maybe.)
Okay, let's be real: Escape to Memphis isn't perfect. It's not the fanciest place. But for an extended stay, especially with the accessibility features, the decent internet and a great laundry service, it gets the job done. It's clean, mostly convenient, and the staff seem genuinely nice. The curb cuts need work, but hey, nobody's perfect. Would I stay there again? Yeah, probably. Just as long as they fix the coffee. And maybe put in a better snack bar.
Final Rating: 3.5 out of 5 stars. Room for Improvement, but a Solid Germantown Choice!
P.S. If you're looking for romance, try somewhere else. This is a place to get work done, and escape the bad stuff.
P.P.S The lack of a coffee shop inside the hotel should be noted. It is vital for some of us!
Unbelievable St. Louis Getaway: Fairfield Inn & Suites Pontoon Beach!
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's meticulously color-coded travel itinerary. This is more like a chaotic, slightly-disorganized peek into my soul, unleashed upon the unsuspecting good folks of Memphis, Tennessee. We're talkin' Extended Stay America, Germantown, West Memphis (TN), and the potential for complete and utter delicious disaster. Let's see if I can even remember what I was planning…
The (Tentative) Memphis Mess-Around: A Deep Dive into the Soul (and Possibly Soul Food)
Day 1: Arrival and the Glorious Extended Stay Shuffle
- Morning (ish):
- 8:00 AM (Probably): Wake up in a state of low-level panic. Did I pack deodorant? Did I remember to turn off the stove? Did I actually book the flight? (Spoiler alert: eventually, it all worked out.)
- 10:00 AM: Flight. Pray to the travel gods for minimal delays, a window seat (for dramatic cloud-gazing), and a seatmate who isn't a Chatty Cathy.
- Afternoon:
- 1:00 PM (give or take): Touchdown in Memphis! Oh, the smells… airport smells. Mostly cleaning solution and… ambition? (Is that a smell?)
- 1:30 - 2:30 PM: Car rental debacle. This always involves a small mountain of paperwork, an unnecessary upsell of insurance I probably don't need, and a brief existential crisis over the meaning of "collision damage waiver."
- 3:00 PM: Arrive at the Extended Stay America - Germantown West Memphis! Let the adventure begin. Or, let the settling-in chaos begin. Unpack, locate the nearest coffee supply, and mentally prepare for the sheer magnitude of my personal belongings spread across the room.
- 3:30 - 4:00 PM: The inevitable "What did I forget?" sweep of the room. (This year's contender: chapstick.)
- 4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: I'm thinking a very low-pressure exploration of the local area. Maybe a grocery store run for snacks that won't be healthy. Or a leisurely stroll around the neighborhood, just to get my bearings. The goal: avoid immediate tourist traps. Soak it in.
- 6:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Dinner. Considering a casual meal at some local dive. Maybe even try out some authentic Memphis BBQ. This involves some serious online research and a deep dive into Yelp reviews. (Pray for me.)
- 8:00 PM and onward: Unwinding. Perhaps a movie. Definitely a beer. Possibly regretting the beer. Eventually, sleep. The first night in a new place always feels… loaded.
Day 2: Graceland and the Ghosts of Elvis
- Morning:
- 8:00 AM (Maybe): Wake up. Coffee. Try to remember where I put the remote. Decide against the hotel breakfast (because who really knows what that is?).
- 9:00 AM - Noon: Graceland, baby! This is the big one. Elvis Presley's mansion. I'm both excited and a little… intimidated? I've heard the line can be long, so I'm going to mentally prepare for potential crowds. I'm even thinking about buying a sequined jumpsuit in advance! (Just kidding… mostly.)
- Noon - 1:00 PM: Graceland debrief. The sensory overload of Elvis paraphernalia. The sheer scale the house felt like, how many people were there, and how the heck did he live like that? Take a breather. Get some water.
- Afternoon:
- 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Elvis-themed lunch. Gotta do it, right? Maybe a peanut butter and banana sandwich (kidding… again… maybe).
- 2:30 PM - 4:00 PM: The Automobile Museum. I have to see it, even if I'm usually not a car person.
- 4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: After all that Elvis-ness, I'll need a change of pace. Maybe a visit to Sun Studio, where it all began. (Or at least, where a bunch of iconic stuff began.)
- Evening:
- 6:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Dinner. Maybe trying to find some more Memphis BBQ. I have to see what the fuss is all about.
- 8:00 PM and onward: I'm thinking of some live music. Maybe the iconic Beale Street? Or a more low-key venue. I just want to enjoy the night, forget my worries, and let the soul music wash over me.
Day 3: Mississippi Magic and Leaving Town (Maybe)
- Morning:
- 9:00 AM: Attempt to rise and face the day.
- 10:00 AM: Visit the Mississippi River. Do a quick drive by and stop for some photos. I want to get a look at the great river, the lifeline of the South!
- Afternoon:
- 1:00 PM: More Memphis food and fun – whatever the day brings!
- 4:00 PM: Pack up my stuff.
- **5:00 PM Farewell.
- Evening:
- 6:00 PM Dinner
- 7:00 PM Say goodbyes, hop in a car and leave.
- 7:30 PM Drive back
- 9:00 PM Pack my belongings
- 10:00 PM Sleep and think about what I will do in my next journey.
Things That Are Sure To Go Wrong (And That I Secretly Hope Do):
- The "Lost in Translation" Moment: Because I'm bound to misunderstand a local dialect or order something entirely different from what I intended to get. (Pray for no unexpected spicy food.)
- The Unexpected Detour: Because the best adventures are the unplanned ones, right?
- The "Where Did I Put My Keys?" Panic: Because I'm me.
- The Food Coma of Glory: Because BBQ and soul food are calling my name.
- The Emotional Overload: Because travel is supposed to make you feel things, and I have a feeling Memphis is going to hit me right in the heart.
So there you have it! A messy, imperfect, and hopefully hilarious glimpse into my Memphis madness. Wish me luck. I'll need it. And if you see a disheveled woman wandering around, grinning like an idiot, humming "Hound Dog," and covered in BBQ sauce… well, that's probably me.
Moab's BEST Hotel? La Quinta Inn & Suites Review! (You Won't Believe This!)
Okay, spill the beans. Is this place *actually* "Germantown's BEST"?
Alright, alright... let's be honest. "BEST" is a strong word. But, look, I've seen things, okay? I've lived in extended-stay hotels that smelled vaguely of despair and regret. Escape to Memphis? It's *decent*. Seriously. Germantown is... well, it's Germantown. Safe, a little predictable, but that's kinda the *point* of an extended stay, right? You want predictable. You want clean. You want a working fridge. And, bless their hearts, Escape to Memphis usually delivers on all three.
**Anecdote Alert:** One time, though… THE FRIDGE. I opened it and a rogue carton of orange juice EXPLODED. Like, full-blown, citrus-flavored, kitchen-of-horror explosion. I swear, I thought I was going to need a hazmat suit. Maintenance got it cleaned up, bless their souls, and replaced the fridge. Rookie mistake on my part – always check the expiration dates, people. Always.
What are the rooms *really* like? Because those online photos always… lie.
Okay, the rooms. Let's do this. They're... functional. Think... beige. And more beige. And maybe a splash of… (checks notes) …brown? But hey, it's clean! Mostly. Okay, *usually* clean. You got your kitchenette, which is a lifesaver if you're trying to avoid eating fast food for the tenth night in a row (I've been there, trust me, the artery-clogging regret is REAL).
The beds? Comfortable enough. They're not *luxury* beds, mind you. Think "surprisingly comfortable, considering I expected to sleep on a futon made of repurposed cardboard." The bathrooms? Functional, again. The water pressure is decent, which is a HUGE win in the budget-hotel game.
**Rant Alert:** The lighting, though! OH, THE LIGHTING! It's like they're trying to create an atmosphere of permanent, subtly unsettling dimness. I swear, I had to buy a desk lamp just to avoid feeling like I was living in a low-budget detective show. Seriously, Escape to Memphis Management, PLEASE invest in brighter bulbs! My sanity (and my ability to see what I'm eating) depends on it!
What about the location? Is Germantown… you know… *Germantown*?
Yep, it's Germantown. Which, let's be honest, is a specific vibe. It's safe, it's quiet (sometimes *too* quiet), and everything is… well-manicured. Think manicured lawns, manicured expectations, and a whole lotta yoga pants.
**Quirky Observation:** I swear, sometimes I feel like I'm the only person under 60 who's actually *living* in Germantown. Everyone else seems to be on a perpetually organized schedule of errands, doctor's appointments, and community theater rehearsals.
But the location of the hotel itself is actually pretty good. Close to some decent restaurants (try Pete & Sam's Pizza - it's a Memphis institution!), and a short drive to, you know, *actual* Memphis, which is where the fun REALLY happens.
Is the breakfast any good? I'm a sucker for free food.
Ah, the breakfast. The siren song of lukewarm coffee and mysteriously-colored pastries. Look, it's *free*. And let's face it, sometimes, that's all that matters, especially when you're living out of a suitcase and your bank account is weeping.
You've got the usual suspects: the aforementioned pastries (seriously, they're oddly addictive), some sad cereal, pre-packaged muffins that have the texture of… well, let's just say they defy gravity. Coffee? It’s coffee. Fuel. Liquid wake-up juice.
**Emotional Rollercoaster:** I've experienced moments of pure, unadulterated joy eating a stale waffle with a plastic fork (don't judge me!). Followed by periods of existential dread, questioning *everything* about my life choices. It’s a gamble, the breakfast buffet. But hey, it's part of the experience!
Let's talk about the staff. Are they… helpful? Tolerable? Awful?
The staff? They're generally… fine. Not overly friendly, not overly rude. They're there, they do their job, and they don't judge you (at least, not to your face) when you show up in the lobby looking like you haven't slept in days – which, okay, has totally happened to me.
They're efficient, they get the job done. They're not the sort of staff who'll go above and beyond to, like, change your life. But they’re also not actively trying to ruin your day which, honestly, is pretty good, right?
**Honest Moment:** I *did* have a minor run-in with one of them once over a lost key. Let’s just say the situation was… intense. The key magically reappeared an hour later (magical key fairies? Maybe). We moved on. Life goes on.
What else should I know BEFORE I book? The unspoken rules, the hidden quirks…
Okay, listen up, because this is where I drop some REAL knowledge:
* **Parking:** It's usually fine. But during peak times (basketball games, etc.), it can get a little… competitive. Get there early, or risk circling the lot like a vulture.
* **Laundry:** The laundry room. Ah, the laundry room. It's a battleground, people. It's a place where socks mysteriously disappear, and the hum of the dryers becomes your new lullaby. Bring quarters. Lots of quarters. And patience. Seriously, bring the patience.
* **Noise:** It's generally quiet. But you are still sharing walls with other humans. And sometimes, those humans have loud… habits. (I'm not getting into details, but let's just say earplugs are your friend).
* **Internet:** The Wi-Fi. Okay, it’s… functional. Expect occasional speed hiccups. If you're a heavy streamer or have important work demands, maybe consider upgrading to a faster speed. Don't say I didn't warn you.
**Messy Truth Bomb:** Oh, and one last thing… Don’t expect perfect. It's an extended-stay hotel, not the Ritz. Prepare to embrace a little bit of chaos, a few minor inconveniences, and the occasional explosion of orange juice. But hey, that’s life, right? And sometimes, that’s actually… kind of fun.
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