Escape to Portland: TownePlace Suites Vancouver's Unbeatable Offer!
Escape to Portland? More Like Escape TO A REALLY GOOD DEAL at TownePlace Suites Vancouver! (And a Few Rambles in Between)
Okay, first things first: TownePlace Suites Vancouver's "Escape to Portland" offer? Unbeatable. Seriously. I mean, I'm writing this review because I just GOT BACK, and my wallet is still doing a happy dance. Don't get me wrong, I love the idea of Portland. The food trucks, the hipster vibe, Powell's Books… But honestly, crossing the border, dealing with parking, and THEN finding a decent hotel? Ugh. This deal at TownePlace Suites? Pure genius. Keep reading for a chaotic, honest breakdown.
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First Impressions & the "Is it Accessible?" Question (Because I Need to Get Right to the Point):
Right, so, getting in and out. HUGE plus: Accessibility. And I truly appreciated that. Wheelchair accessible elevators, all the common areas seemed easy to navigate, and they definitely had facilities for disabled guests. The front desk [24-hour] was super helpful. No awkward fumbling or "sorry, we're not equipped" situations. They take this seriously. And honestly, that makes a HUGE difference. (Important note for anyone travelling with accessibility needs: definitely call ahead to confirm specific room details, though!)
The Details: What You REALLY Want to Know (and What I REALLY Noticed):
The Room: My Cozy Fortress! My room was… well, it was a suite. The extra long bed was a blessing after a long drive. Air conditioning worked like a charm (THANK GOD, global warming is a real threat, you know?). Blackout curtains? Saved me from becoming a vampire (almost). I even had a laptop workspace, because, you know, gotta pretend to be productive. And the in-room safe box? I thought it was a bit quaint, but it was there, and I used it! They had the usual coffee/tea maker, complimentary tea, and a refrigerator, a true lifesaver for water bottles and leftovers that I had. The bathroom situation? Functional. Separate shower/bathtub was nice. The slippers were a nice touch! Overall: clean, comfortable, with everything you need. Oh, and free Wi-Fi, obvs– Internet access – wireless was key. Seriously, I’d be lost without it. Speaking of: I did miss some things like the mini bar, I mean, a real mini bar.
Internet: Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! (Yes, I'm repeating myself, it's THAT important). The Internet access – wireless was easy to connect to, although it got a little spotty in the hallways sometimes. They also had Internet [LAN], in case you wanted to go old-school. Honestly, the Internet services were pretty reliable.
Cleanliness & Safety: Did They Kill All the Germs? Okay, this is important. In these times… (I feel the need to shudder). They are SERIOUS about cleanliness and safety. Anti-viral cleaning products, rooms sanitized between stays, individually-wrapped food options (more on that later), and daily disinfection in common areas. They even had hand sanitizer everywhere! I'm going to say that the staff is trained in safety protocol and it showed. I saw them do what they called "Physical distancing of at least 1 meter." And I felt safe, which is saying something.
Dining, Drinking, & Snacking: Breakfast… (and a Quest for the Perfect Coffee): This is where it gets a little messy. The "Escape to Portland" deal included breakfast. The Breakfast [buffet]… was fine. It had the essentials: cereal, pastries, yogurt, fruit. It was… Breakfast service. It did the job. But let's be honest, I'm a coffee snob. The Coffee/tea in the restaurant was average, so I went to the Coffee shop down the road. If you need an amazing coffee, you'll need to leave the hotel.
The Amenities: Pool Dreams & Fitness Nightmares: The swimming pool [outdoor] was gorgeous, seriously. I spent half a day just lounging. Pool with a view? Absolutely! And the fitness center? Well… let's just say I attempted to use the gym/fitness. I failed (it's hard to find motivation when you're on vacation, okay?). They had a Sauna, too. Didn't try it, way too hot for me. No Spa.
Services & Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter: They had pretty much everything: Daily housekeeping, laundry service, dry cleaning, luggage storage, a convenience store (for those inevitable snacks!), elevator, cash withdrawal. They even had a concierge, who was super helpful with local recommendations. The car park [free of charge] was a lifesaver! Airport transfer was available.
Things to Do (Besides Actually Going to Portland): Uh… well, there’s the pool? And the fitness center (which you probably won't use)? Seriously, the appeal here is the hotel itself, and the VALUE. It's a great base for exploring Vancouver, or just relaxing. But the "escape" part? It's less about what you do, and more about where you don't have to go. And that's fine by me.
Getting Around: Car park [free of charge] is a HUGE win. They have taxi service too.
For the Kids: Looked pretty family/child friendly.
The Quirks & Imperfections: No Hotel is Perfect, People!
- Pets: The website says pets allowed UNAVAILABLE but, I think it was a mix-up. I think some people had pets, but it wasn't super-obvious.
- Food: I wish they had more fresh fruit at breakfast. Don't get me started on the Asian cuisine in the restaurant (there wasn't any restaurant that I could find).
- Noise: My room was soundproof, mostly. Occasionally, you’d hear a door slamming. It’s a hotel thing.
- Details: I found the extra long bed to be awesome.
- Proposal Spot - I didn't see it, but I am sure it could be.
- Couple's room - Probably available, I didn't search for it.
- Room decorations - Nothing special here.
My Verdict: Worth Every Penny (And Then Some) - With a Few Caveats
Look, if you're looking for a luxury experience, go somewhere else. But if you're looking for a clean, comfortable, accessible, and seriously affordable base for exploring Vancouver (or a very convenient pseudo-Portland getaway), TownePlace Suites Vancouver with that Portland Escape deal is a WINNER. I’d go back in a heartbeat.
Final Score: 4.5 out of 5 Stars. (Minus a half-star for the coffee and I found the website to be a little vague). Go. Book it. You won't regret it. And tell them I sent you. (Just kidding, they won't know me). Just get yourself that sweet deal! Now, time for some more vacation time…
Escape to Flagstaff: Luxurious Voco Hotel Awaits!
Okay, buckle up buttercup, because we're about to dive headfirst into a potential disaster (or, you know, a charmingly flawed adventure) at the TownePlace Suites Portland Vancouver Vancouver (WA) in the good ol' US of A. This isn't your sanitized, perfectly-formatted itinerary. This is real life, baby. So expect coffee stains, existential dread, and maybe, just maybe, a moment of genuine zen.
ITINERARY: TOWNEPLACE SUITES TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS (OR, "HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE MICROWAVE")
Day 1: Arrival and the Agony of the Airport (Plus, a Questionable Quesadilla)
1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: The Epic Journey Begins (aka: "Surviving the Airport"). So, I'm supposed to be at the TownePlace Suites, but first, the airport. God, airports. The smells of stale coffee and forced hope. The chaotic ballet of stressed-out travelers. The sheer, overwhelming number of people. Okay, breathe. Find the gate. Try not to make eye contact with the guy who’s definitely brought enough carry-on luggage for a small army.
- Quirky Observation: I swear, there's a secret airport society. They all know the best routes, the quickest security lines, and the exact moment to snag a seat near a power outlet. I am not in this society. I am, perpetually, the awkward outsider.
3:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Rental Car Roulette. Okay, so the rental car place should be a breeze. Should. But inevitably, it's a test of willpower. Did they actually give me the car I reserved? Will I ever understand the insurance options? And is that really a scratch on the bumper, or am I hallucinating? My emotional reaction? Mild panic mixed with a desperate desire for a nap.
- Anecdote: Once, I tried to "upgrade" my rental car. Regretted it immediately. Ended up with a monster truck that required a PhD in parking to operate. Lesson learned: stick to the sensible sedan.
4:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Check-in and Caveats. Finally, TownePlace Suites! The promise of a comfy bed and hopefully, functional Wi-Fi. Okay, let's get this over with. Check-in. Room key. Find the room. Luggage. Ugh. Wait, is there a faint, unsettling aroma emanating from the bathroom…? Is that… mildew? Hmm.
5:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Unpacking and Preliminary Assessments. Unpacking. The holy ritual of any travel. Is the mini-fridge working? Does the TV have actual channels? I'm starving. Time for food.
6:00 PM - 8:00 PM: "Dinner" and the Quesadilla Debacle. Okay, so there's a Mexican joint nearby that's getting decent reviews. Let's go. (Narrator: This did not go well.) The restaurant was packed, the service was…slow (to put it mildly), and the quesadilla? Let's just say it tasted like the kitchen was in the process of a fire. Okay, I have to eat something. Back to the hotel, time to rummage in the complimentary "grab and go" convenience store, pray it isn't expired, and look for the microwave.
- Emotional Reaction: The quesadilla induced a wave of sadness. I wanted a decent meal! Is that too much to ask? But hey, at least I have microwave popcorn later, right?
Day 2: Exploring (and Questioning Life Choices)
7:00 AM - 8:00 AM: Breakfast, the Great Equalizer. Complimentary breakfast at the TownePlace Suites. I hope the coffee is strong enough to counteract the existential dread, and the choices aren't just bread and cereal.
- Messy Thought: Is it pathetic I get excited about hotel breakfast? Okay, it is. But there could be a waffle maker! Waffles are the building blocks of a good day.
8:00 AM - 12:00 PM: The Vancouver Exploration. Let's pretend I have a plan. Okay, so, I should go see some sights. Maybe explore the downtown area or head to the waterfront. I've heard the Vancouver, Washington area is pretty, right? I'll admit, I'm not exactly the adventurous type, but maybe this will be different.
- Rambling: I mean, I should really take a walk. Get some fresh air. But I'm just feeling… blah. Maybe I'll just drive… and stare out the windows. I'll be my own personal tour!
- Opinionated Language: I despise generic tourist traps. If I see one more "World's Largest Whatever," I might spontaneously combust. Authentic experiences, or bust.
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch and the Inner Critic. Okay, time for lunch. Finding a spot shouldn't be too hard, right? Let's see, what food places are near me?
- Stream-of-Consciousness: What if I waste the afternoon on some stupid, boring activity? Should I have planned more? Am I making the wrong choices? Maybe I should just stay in the hotel room…
1:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Double Down on a Single Experience: This is it. The thing I feel the most excited for is (insert single experience here… could be anything from a museum to a specific park). I am going to throw myself whole-heartedly into this. Forget the pressure to see everything. Forget the ticking clock. This is my time for this. I am going to immerse myself entirely. This part is going to be amazing.
4:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Reflection and Regrets (Maybe). Did I actually enjoy it? Was it worth the effort? I hope so. Sometimes, the simplest things feel the best.
- Emotional Reaction: I'd be lying if I said I wasn't exhausted. I'm feeling all the feels – the good, the bad, the "why did I even bother?" ones. Time to regroup.
5:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Dinner and the Comfort of the Couch. Back at the hotel. Time to unwind. Maybe order takeout. Definitely put on some comfy clothes. Catch up on some shows.
- Anecdote: I've found this happens to me when I travel. I always end up feeling a strange sense of comfort in being alone, and watching tv. The most boring show I can find is usually the best option.
7:00 PM - Bedtime: Pre-Sleep Rituals and the Question of Tomorrow. Final thoughts of the day. Should I bring a book? Will I get a good night's sleep? Or will the strange noises from the hallway haunt my dreams? Will I wake up feeling refreshed?
- Imperfection: I didn't manage to see everything. (Obviously, I wasn't aiming for that). And a few things didn't go to plan. But hey, that's life.
- Humor: Maybe tomorrow, I'll conquer the world. Or at least the complimentary pancake machine. Wish me luck.
Bedtime: Sleep. Good luck…
Day 3: Departure and the Aftermath (The Long Way Home)
- 7:00 AM - 8:00 AM: Last Breakfast. See if there's waffle.
- 8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Packing and Check-Out. Time to shove everything back into my suitcase, and pray it zips. One last look around the room. Did I forget anything? Probably.
- 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: The Rental Car Saga, Part II. Return the car. Try not to get charged extra fees.
- 10:00 AM - 11:00 AM: Airport Anxiety, Revisited. Security lines. Waiting. Boarding. The whole nine yards.
- 11:00 AM - Onward: Flight Home.
- Final Thoughts: Even the imperfect trips make us remember and appreciate where we were, and what we did. Until next time…
Escape to Portland? (Actually, Vancouver, Washington...but Close Enough!) Your Burning Questions, Answered (Probably!)
Okay, so you're calling this "Escape to Portland" but you're actually in Vancouver, Washington? Seriously?
Alright, alright, I get it. The marketing guys… bless their hearts… they went a little *wild* with the name. Look, it's like saying, "Hey, wanna go to Disneyland?" and then you end up at, like, a *very* nice community park with a bouncy castle. Same *vibe*, different zip code. But, in our defense, Portland is RIGHT THERE. You could practically *spit* and hit Voodoo Doughnut (please don’t actually spit, that’s gross). It's a quick hop over the bridge – perfect for a day tripping, donut-devouring, craft-beer-guzzling adventure! Plus, you get the benefit of avoiding Portland's (ahem) *interesting* parking situations. Vancouver, Washington is a great base, trust me. Think of it as a stealth escape! "Escape to Portland: With a slightly less chaotic parking experience." Catchy, right?
What makes this "Unbeatable Offer" so...unbeatable? Spill the tea!
Okay, this is where I put on my *serious* face (tries, wobbles a bit). Look, it's mostly about the *value*, okay? You're getting a comfy suite at TownePlace Suites Vancouver, which, by the way, is actually pretty darn nice. They have breakfast (hello, waffles! Yes, I'm judging you) AND they are generally super chill. Then there’s the "offer" part, which, you know, varies depending on the time of year and what the marketing wizards are feeling, but it often involves discounts, freebies, maybe a gift card to a local restaurant (hello, amazing Thai food!). It’s about getting a good deal on a comfortable stay near a really amazing city. Basically, you’re winning. I mean, maybe not winning a yacht, but you're winning at smart travel, and that's gotta count for something, right? Plus, less you spend on the hotel, more you spend on donuts... just saying.
Breakfast... is it truly waffle-worthy? Tell me everything!
Listen, the breakfast situation is... *adequate*. (Deep breath). Okay, okay, it’s better than *some* hotel breakfasts. There are indeed waffles. And I'm not gonna lie, those waffles are frequently my downfall. They do have a decent variety of other things - eggs (sometimes), yogurt, fruit (usually the sad melon variety, honestly), cereal, the usual suspects. But the waffles... they're consistent. They're warm. They're crispy on the outside, fluffy on the inside. They *are* the main reason I'd return. It's not a Michelin-star experience, people, but it fulfills a basic human need for carbohydrates before facing the day. Plus, there's coffee. And lots of it. Important. Very important.
What's the parking situation like? Because let's be real, Portland parking is a NIGHTMARE.
Ah, the golden question! YES. The parking situation is gloriously manageable. Free parking! (Takes a breath). I repeat, FREE parking. At TownePlace Suites? Yep. It's one of the *major* perks! You can actually park your car without wanting to scream into the abyss. Which, believe me, is a huge win. You're close enough to Portland to easily drive over (and then, you know, figure out the parking there... but *eventually* it's worth it), but you get to enjoy a parking utopia. And trust me, after a day of Portland adventures, you'll be SO happy to return to your parking-bliss sanctuary. It's like a little slice of heaven, right next to the hotel.
Are the suites actually...suite-y? What's the room situation like?
Oh, they *are* suite-y! In a good way. They're not the Ritz, mind you. But they are spacious, clean, and they actually *function*. You get a separate living area with a couch (perfect for collapsing on after a day of exploring), a kitchenette (handy for snacks and leftover donuts - seriously, donuts!), and usually a decent-sized bedroom. I remember one time I stayed and I absolutely needed to work on my laptop. The desk was perfect. The wi-fi wasn't perfect, but acceptable. (They're not perfect, no hotel is, let's be real). They have the standard amenities, like a TV, a comfy bed… usually a good shower (a critical factor), and the all-important coffee maker in the room. Really, you can spread out and *breathe*, which is a luxury in itself sometimes. I remember once, I was travelling with my two kids, we were practically tripping over each other. This suite at TownePlace? Saved my sanity.
What about noise? Am I going to be kept up all night by…stuff?
Okay, noise. This is always the gamble, isn't it? I'm happy to report, from my experience, it *generally* felt pretty quiet. Now, I didn't stay on a Saturday night during a biker convention (thank the gods), but on the nights I did stay, especially on the higher floors, it was pretty peaceful. The walls are decent, and I didn’t hear any crazy loud parties. But, you know, bring earplugs if you're a light sleeper. Better safe than sorry. Honestly, the worst noise I experienced was my own internal monologue reminding me of how many donuts I'd eaten that day. (Again, donuts.)
Are there any downsides to this "Escape" I should know about? Be brutally honest!
Okay, honesty time. *Nothing* is perfect. Sometimes the elevator takes a little while. Sometimes, the fitness room might not be the fanciest. The location, while convenient, isn’t exactly *in* the middle of the action, so you'll have to drive or use ride-sharing, but honestly, that's what you're already doing to get to Portland. Maybe the hotel staff isn't always the most *effusive* (but they're always polite and helpful, which is what really matters). And let's not kid ourselves, it's not a luxury hotel. But for the price, the convenience, the waffles, and the parking, it’s a pretty darn good deal, and I would recommend. Just temper your expectations a smidge. And pack extra donut napkins. You’ll need them!
What about the surrounding area? Is there anything *besides* Portland to do?
Yes! Vancouver itself is actually pretty cool, besides just the awesome access to the city of Portland. It's got some great restaurants (seriously, find a good Thai place – you won't regret it), parks (the waterfront is lovely), and a growing arts scene. You’Blog Hotel Search Site
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