
Escape to Greensboro: Microtel Inn & Suites Awaits!
Escape to Greensboro: Microtel Inn & Suites Awaits! (Or Does It?) - A Messy, Honest, and Totally Unfiltered Review
Okay, folks, buckle up. I'm fresh off a stay at the Microtel Inn & Suites in Greensboro, and I'm ready to spill the tea. This isn't your sanitized, corporate-speak review. This is the real deal. Think less brochure, more late-night confession over a lukewarm coffee.
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First Impressions - The Lobby… and The Anxiety:
Pulling up, the Microtel in Greensboro looked… well, it looked like a Microtel. Neutral colors, a somewhat sterile exterior. The exterior corridor design, which is a thing, gave me immediate flashbacks to every roadside motel I'd ever seen. Sigh. My first thought? "Hope I brought enough hand sanitizer."
But hey, the lobby was clean. Spotlessly clean. And that's a big deal now, isn't it? Let's talk about Cleanliness and Safety. They're clearly taking it seriously. They're using Anti-viral cleaning products, which made me feel a little better about touching the pens at the front desk. They advertise Daily disinfection in common areas and the staff seemed to be wearing masks and following Staff trained in safety protocol. They even had Hand sanitizer everywhere, like it was going out of style. Which, honestly, is good.
Now, this is where it gets a little more raw. While the lobby was immaculate, getting there was a bit of a circus. I have some accessibility needs (more on that in a bit)… and the front entrance, while technically Wheelchair accessible, was a bit of a challenge to navigate with luggage. This is where you realize a shiny, clean lobby doesn't always equal accessibility. Accessibility – The Devil's in the Details
Okay, let's dive into this. Accessibility is HUGE for me. The Microtel claims to be accessible, and they do have some features. They have an Elevator, which is essential. They also have designated Facilities for disabled guests, but good luck finding them. The one I saw was… not ideal. It was definitely not the best experience.
On the plus side, they had Facilities for disabled guests, but seriously, I've seen more accessible public restrooms in a gas station. In all fairness, the website does state the are accessible, but if I'm being honest, and I am, it felt less like a thoughtfully designed accessible space and more like a checkbox they just barely managed to tick off.
Rooms: A Mixed Bag, Mostly Practical.
Let's get into the rooms. First, the good news: Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! I didn't have to ration my data and the signal was pretty solid. Internet access – wireless was excellent. Thank goodness.
They also offered the standard amenities: a Refrigerator, Coffee/tea maker, Ironing facilities, Hair dryer, In-room safe box, and all the Toiletries you could possibly need. They even had a little Desk and a Laptop workspace that was actually functional. I appreciated that.
My room was Non-smoking, thankfully. They also have Smoke alarms, and Fire extinguisher in the room. The extra-long bed was a lifesaver. I’m tall, and most hotel beds are basically torture devices. I was able to get a proper sleep for the first time ever.
The Soundproofing was decent, but I could still hear the rumble of trucks passing by. That's because it wasn't a Non-smoking room! Maybe they could have put in the Soundproofing…
And here's where it gets messy. My room lacked a Bathrobe and Slippers. A small detail, yes. But hey, I was kinda hoping for some luxurious pampering. It felt like a bit of a missed opportunity.
Also, the Air Conditioning struggled a bit. It got a little stuffy.
I also found that my room had a Seating Area, Refrigerator, which made it handy for storing water. It also had an internet access – wireless, but there was no Internet [LAN]. Also, no Visual alarm. They could learn a lot from this.
The Amenities Game – Pool, Fitness, and the Elusive Spa.
Now, about that promised spa. Spoiler alert: Don't go expecting a Four Seasons. The Spa/sauna didn't actually exist. It was more a wish than a reality. They had a Swimming pool [outdoor], but after I used it, I could not stop the uncontrollable itch.
They did have a pretty standard Fitness center, which I appreciated. It had the basics: treadmills, weights, that sort of thing. Not a bad way to work off that breakfast buffet (more on that later!).
They also had Bicycle parking, which I thought.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Breakfast Blues and Beyond.
Okay, let's talk food. The Breakfast [buffet] situation was… interesting. You might get the most Coffee/tea in restaurant, or you might not get anything. It wasn't particularly memorable, but there was some toast, some sad-looking scrambled eggs, and some… you know, the usual. They did offer some Vegetarian dishes, but nothing really wowed me. They did have a Snack bar, but It didn't seem to be open, which was a bummer.
The Restaurants were okay, but a little pricey. They didn't offer Asian cuisine in restaurant, which was strange. The Poolside bar was a joke, just like the spa.
Services and Conveniences – The Good, The Bad, and the Slightly Irritating.
The Daily housekeeping was excellent. My room was always clean. I can't deny the Cleanliness and safety was first-rate. The staff were also friendly and helpful, but sometimes a little… overly friendly?
For the Kids
They mention some Kids facilities and Babysitting service on their website. I don't believe it.
Getting Around
They offer Car park [free of charge], which made getting around was a bonus.
Overall Impression: The Microtel - Worth the Stay?
So, would I recommend the Microtel Inn & Suites?
Honestly? It depends. If you're looking for a clean, budget-friendly stay with free Wi-Fi and basic amenities, it's perfectly acceptable. But if you are looking for a luxurious experience, and a truly accessible space, then you might want to adjust your expectations. I saw so much potential. The bones are there. The staff is definitely trying. But there's room for improvement. Lots of room.
Final Score: 6.5/10 (With a star for the free Wi-Fi)
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because this ain't your sanitized travel brochure. This is me, raw and unfiltered, navigating the glorious, messy reality of a stay at the Microtel Inn & Suites by Wyndham in Greensboro, North Carolina. Buckle up, because this journey has bumps!
Microtel Mayhem: A Greensboro Grease Lightning Itinerary (Or, How I Survived the South & Didn't Completely Lose My Mind):
Day 1: Arrival & the Pursuit of Air Conditioning Peace
- 2:00 PM: Arrival - The Parking Lot Purgatory: Okay, first things first. The parking lot? Let's just say it's a masterclass in "Where the hell did I leave my car?" I swear I walked past the same Honda Civic like, five times. Found the car, finally. Small victories! And the building, well…it looked like a Microtel. You know, those places that are mostly fine… mostly.
- 2:30 PM: Check-In – The Battle for Chill: The receptionist, bless her heart, was delightful. Really, genuinely nice. But, and this is a BIG but, the air conditioning in my room felt like it was powered by a hamster on a tiny exercise wheel. I SWEATED. I'm talking, instantly-sticky, pre-humidity-activated-perspiration. "Is this what hell feels like?" I muttered, fanning myself with the welcome packet. Called the front desk (again, super nice lady), they promised to "look into it.” Fingers crossed.
- 3:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Room Recon & the Great Bed Coma: Okay, the room. It's a Microtel. You get what you pay for. The bed looked… well, it looked like a bed. Tried to take a nap, the world felt like a washing machine on Medium. Turns out, the cleaning crew had left a used coffee cup still on the desk. Okay. Time for a cup of coffee! Which meant…
- 6:00 PM Coffee Machine Complications: The coffee machine was… not great. The coffee tasted like regret and sadness. Also, it took me about 20 minutes to figure out how to work it. Okay, maybe I'm the problem. I blame the humidity-induced brain fog.
- 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Dinner Quest - Where's the Food? Ah, dinner. Greensboro, I needed you to point me towards food! I decided to have a hearty quest to find some, and after reading a couple of reviews, I set out for a local joint, which was nice. I think I'll call it a success?
- 9:00 PM - Bedtime: Back in the room. Well, at least the AC was working a tiny bit better, but the feeling of being trapped in the desert persists. I swear, I'm going to bring a portable fan next time. Tried to watch TV but ended up scrolling on my phone, which is basically my life, oh well.
Day 2: Adventures in Breakfast & the Unexpected Charm of Greensboro
- 7:00 AM: Breakfast – The Free Food Frenzy: The "complimentary breakfast." Oh, the siren song of free food! The options were the usual suspects: pre-packaged muffins (soft), questionable eggs (looked like they'd seen better days), and a waffle maker that demanded sacrifices of both patience and sanity. The line for waffles was longer than the line for the bathroom at a rock concert. I finally got my waffle, doused it in syrup, and devoured it. It was… passable.
- 8:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Exploring Greensboro - My Unexpected Love Affair! Okay, I was half-expecting Greensboro to be a vast expanse of strip malls and chain restaurants. But, surprise! Greensboro had a surprisingly charming downtown area! This place is just nice! So I walked! I visited the old courthouse with its amazing architecture, and I also watched some people work on a mural. Beautiful stuff!
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch at - A Local Treat: Found a little unassuming diner. The waitress was an angel, the food was comfort food perfection. I swear, I overheard one of the locals say something about "The South." Whatever it means, I liked it!
- 1:00PM - 2:00 PM: Back to Microtel: This is when the trip took a turn, which included the lobby internet and the washing machine issues that lasted for two days. It was at least a nice reminder to take me away from the world.
- 2:00 PM - 6:00 PM: The Hotel Haze: Rest of the day spent figuring out the internet and working.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner and… Relaxation? Ordered some chicken wings, and watched a lot of television.
- 9:00 PM: Lights Out: Back to the room, which was now the scene of a new war. A war with the pillows, and I lost. I felt like a human burrito.
Day 3: Departure – Leaving a Piece of My Heart (And Maybe a Sock) Behind
- 7:00 AM: Breakfast Redux - The Waffle Tango Continues: Decided I'd try for another waffle before my inevitable doom-departure. Same line. A new strategy: stare intently at the waffle maker. Claim my prize!
- 8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Packing & Final Reflections: Packed my bag, or what was probably left of it. I surveyed the room. Left a sock under the bed, because, you know, life.
- 9:00 AM: Check-Out - The Farewell Hug (and the Grumble): Checked out with the same lovely receptionist. Said goodbye, with a tiny part of me secretly wanting to stay. Greensboro, you surprised me. Microtel, well… you were a Microtel.
- 9:30 AM: Departure - The Road Beckons: Heading back home. The journey was just starting.
Final Verdict:
The Microtel Inn & Suites by Wyndham in Greensboro? Look, it wasn't luxury. But it was… okay. It was clean-ish. The staff was genuinely kind. And Greensboro? Greensboro, you unexpectedly charmed the socks off of me. Would I stay there again? Maybe. Would I bring a portable fan and a pre-packed coffee kit? Absolutely. This trip was a little messy, a little sweaty, and a whole lot of fun. And that, my friends, is the beauty of travel, even when it's a Microtel kind of trip. Until next time!
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Escape to Greensboro: Microtel Inn & Suites – A Questionable Adventure! (Maybe?)
Okay, So… Greensboro? Really? And Microtel? What’s the Deal?
The Room: The Untamed Wilderness of Accommodation. What was *that* like?
- The carpet: felt like walking on a previously-occupied, slightly matted chia pet.
- The bed: miraculously, not actively trying to kill me. Though, you know, it was… a bed. Firm. Very firm. I’m pretty sure it's the same mattress that was used during the Spanish Inquisition.
- The bathroom: small. Very small. I’m a relatively average-sized human, and I swear I could barely turn around without elbowing the shower curtain. Speaking of which… the shower curtain. Well, let's just say it was definitely seen some things it would *rather* forget. I'm not one to judge, but eesh.
- The TV: bless its heart. A relic from the early 2000s. Gave me flashbacks to simpler times. Except, the remote was held together with duct tape. Classy.