Escape to Pittsburgh: Luxurious Cranberry Twp. Suites Await!
Escape to Pittsburgh: Cranberry Twp. Suites - Worth the Hype (Mostly)? A Really Honest Review
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from a stay at the Escape to Pittsburgh suites in Cranberry Twp., and I'm here to spill the tea. And let me tell you, it's a strong brew. This ain't one of those cookie-cutter reviews; this is the real, sometimes messy, rambly, and totally honest truth.
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The Good, the Bad, and the Seriously Questionable…
First off, let's get one thing straight: these suites are trying to be luxurious. And honestly? They mostly succeed. The marketing photos, with the plush beds and gleaming bathrooms, are pretty accurate. But living in these photos is another story…
Accessibility - The Rollercoaster Ride:
Okay, this is where things get a little…complicated. While the website says they're accessible, it felt more like a “mostly accessible, except when it's not” situation.
- Wheelchair Accessibility: The general areas were alright. The elevator was good (crucial!) and I saw ramps where they needed to be. But getting around was a bit tight in some spots. Like, that hallway to the pool? Could be a squeeze for a wider wheelchair.
- Specifics, Please: I'm talking details! The bathroom in my suite was designed with accessibility… sort of in mind. There were grab bars, which I appreciate, but the space around the toilet felt…cramped. Like, "hope you're not claustrophobic" cramped.. They really need to look at the actual execution.
- My take: They try, and I give them props for that. But they need to be more thoughtful. Not just about having the features, but about how easy they are to use. Accessibility isn't just a checklist; it's about true inclusion.
Internet, Wi-Fi, Oh My! (And the Occasional Drop)
Let's be honest, in 2024, good Wi-Fi is non-negotiable. And the Escape to Pittsburgh suites mostly deliver.
- Wi-Fi in ALL rooms? Yup! And it's free, which is always a win. Signal strength was generally decent. I could stream Netflix without buffering (praise be!), and I could hold video conference calls without too many interruptions.
- Internet Access – LAN? Didn't even test that one. Who uses a LAN cable anymore? Come on.
- Wi-Fi in public areas: I actually got a little bit of work done in the lobby. Which was useful, but maybe the lounge area was a bit loud?
- Quirk: I did have one episode where the Wi-Fi completely died on me, for like, thirty minutes. Panic set in. My work was due! I felt like I'd been transported back to the dial-up era! But it came back eventually. So, mostly good.
The Spa, the Pool, and My Near-Death Experience (Okay, Exaggeration Alert…)
Okay, listen: the pool. That’s where you'll find the real draw.
- Pool with a View: This. Is. Gorgeous. You know, one of those infinity-edge pools overlooking… not the ocean, thankfully, but a scenic valley of trees and maybe a glimpse of the sunset, perfect for getting a drink at the poolside bar.
- The Spa/Sauna: Oh, the sauna. The sauna was fantastic. Stepping in there was a proper detox after the long drive.
- The Gym/Fitness: Did not go. Honestly, my idea of exercise nowadays is walking from the bed to the coffee pot and back. But it looked well-equipped.
- Massage: I DID book a massage. And that was good! Really good. The masseuse was amazing…except…and this is a personal confession…I snored. Like, full-blown, construction-site snoring. Mortifying. I'm pretty sure she was trying to subtly wake me up the whole time!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking - The Foodie's Take (and a Small Disaster)…
The hotel's restaurant situation is a mixed bag. Here's my take:
- Restaurants, Restaurants Everywhere: There are several, from the more casual "grab a bite" to a full sit-down experience.
- Breakfast Buffet: The breakfast buffet? Surprisingly decent. They had EVERYTHING. I could feel my arteries clogging with every sausage link I ate. But it was delicious. I could totally have eaten more.
- Room Service [24-hour]: Okay, this is important. I ordered room service one night around 3AM. The options were extensive. I went with the burger. It was…fine. Definitely needed a little more seasoning, but delivered quickly.
- The Mishap: My big dining "moment?" Okay, so, there's this little coffee shop. And one morning, I REALLY needed coffee. I’m talking a caffeine EMERGENCY. I walked in. The barista… looked… sad. Like she was about to cry. Turns out, the espresso machine had broken down right when I walked in. So, there I was, a caffeine-deprived beast, staring at a sad, barista. I asked, "Can I get a regular coffee?" And she said "We're out of coffee". It was like a scene out of a movie.
Cleanliness and COVID-19 Protocols - The New Reality:
This is super important. I'm a bit of a clean freak anyway and more so now given the past few years.
- Anti-viral Cleaning Products: Yes! Good to see.
- Daily Disinfection in Common Areas: Check. I saw staff constantly on duty.
- Rooms Sanitized Between Stays: Confirmed.
- Hand Sanitizer: Everywhere. Good. I like it.
- Staff Trained in Safety Protocol: Seems so.
- The Rest…? I didn't see a ton of the "sterilizing equipment" – but I'm not looking for it either!
- The Big Picture: They're making an effort to make guests feel safe and secure.
For the Kids and the Family, or, Not So Much?
I'm not a parent, but I did see a few families during my stay. Here's what I gathered:
- Family/Child Friendly: Yes, they are. There's kids' stuff, and I think they've thought about it.
- Babysitting Service: Unsure, but I'd guess so.
- Kids Meal: Didn't see one, but the restaurant likely offers them.
- My Observation: The open plan really makes kids happy, so it works!
Services and Conveniences - The Little Touches (and the Odd Oversight):
- Concierge: Helpful, but a bit… overwhelmed at times.
- Daily Housekeeping: Excellent. My room was spotless every day.
- Dry Cleaning/Laundry Service: Available, which is nice.
- Elevator: Essential, and it worked perfectly.
- Business Facilities: They have meeting rooms. Seems geared towards corporate guests.
- Convenience Store: A bit basic but has the essentials.
- Invoice Provided: Yes, and easy to understand.
- Quirk: I was a little surprised that they didn't have a vending machine with emergency snacks. A minor thing, I know, but sometimes you just NEED a Snickers at 2 am.
Getting Around - Easy to Get Around:
- Car Park [free of charge]: Yup. Plenty of parking. Free! Always a bonus.
- Taxi Service: Available, but didn't use it.
- Airport Transfer: Seems like it is. I didn't take it.
- My Take: A car is pretty much essential when staying here. You're in Cranberry Township, not downtown Pittsburgh, so walking isn't an option unless you're brave and/or a marathon runner.
Available in All Rooms: The Checklist
- Air conditioning: Yes! Essential.
- Blackout curtains: YES! Needed the sleep.
- Coffee/tea maker: A must-have.
- Daily housekeeping: Perfect.
- Desk: Useful for work.
- Hair dryer: Yes.
- In-room safe box: Always a good idea.
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to embark on a chaotic, heartwarming, and utterly imperfect journey through my…well, let's call it an experience at the Extended Stay America Premier Suites in Cranberry Township, PA. This ain't your polished travel brochure, folks. This is the REAL DEAL. Prepare for rambling, questionable decisions, and a whole lotta love (and maybe some mild road rage sprinkled in).
THE CRANBERRY CONUNDRUM: Day 1 (or, The Day I Became Best Friends with a Coffee Pot)
- 8:00 AM: Arrival. Okay, so, technically, I arrived at like, 9 AM. The GPS, bless its heart, took me on a scenic tour of… well, I'm not quite sure. Lots of cornfields, though. Beautiful, yet slightly unsettling, cornfields. Anyway, the Extended Stay. First impression? Clean. Like, suspiciously clean. I'm a little wary. Am I about to be judged? The front desk lady, bless her, was incredibly nice. Gave me a room on the… ahem… first floor. You know, for ease of access. (My knees are… well, they're getting a bit chatty these days.)
- 8:30 AM - 10:00 AM: The Room Reconnaissance. Okay, the room. It's…basic. But hey, it's got a kitchen! A kitchen! This is a game-changer. I'm picturing myself as the culinary queen of Cranberry Township. I vow to learn how to cook. First things first: coffee. I discover the coffee pot. It's… well, it's been through some things. Clearly, it's seen more action than I have. I'm not sure what was in the coffee pot previously, but it took some serious scrubbing to get it clean. I made a pot of coffee, which was surprisingly delicious. And I'm not a coffee person
- 10:00 AM: The Grocery Store Gamble. Armed with my list (mostly snacks and the vague hope of ingredients for "something edible"), I head to the local grocery store. I wander around, completely disoriented, for a good hour. Did you know there are, like, a million types of yogurt? Eventually, I emerge victorious, clutching a bag overflowing with… well, mostly things that will be gone within 24 hours. And a single sad head of broccoli. I have the delusion of being healthy.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch. After my grocery store adventure, I go back to the hotel and eat my groceries. I decide to attempt a meal of sandwich. It's… acceptable. The broccoli remains untouched. We will meet again. (It's in the fridge. I keep staring at it. It's judging me.)
- 1:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Settling In and the Couch of Contemplation. Finally, I try to unpack, only to realize I somehow brought way too much stuff. This is a classic. I toss my clothes into various drawers. The hotel couch? It's my current throne. I watch daytime TV.
- 4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Late-afternoon Snacking and Wondering. I give up on cooking and opt for more snacks. Chips, cookies, a suspicious-looking cheese stick. The struggle is real. Stare out the window and wonder why I chose to come here in the first place. Nostalgia.
- 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Dinner. I decide to order take-out. I get pizza. Delicious, greasy pizza. No regrets.
- 7:00 PM - Bedtime: Journaling, Netflix, and the bittersweet realization that I'm probably going to spend the next few days in a perpetual state of snack-induced bliss. The coffee pot whispers sweet nothings in the corner.
Day 2 (or, The Broccoli Confrontation)
- 8:00 AM: The Coffee Ritual. That coffee pot and I are now practically best friends. I make my morning coffee and attempt to force myself to eat (you guessed it) the broccoli. It’s…well, it’s broccoli.
- 9:00 - 12:00 AM: Pittsburgh Exploration. I drive to Pittsburgh. I get lost, but it's okay because I love the city. I go to the Warhol Museum. Awesome.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch. Pizza again.
- 1:00 - 4:00 PM: Back to the hotel. Rest.
- 4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: TV
- 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Dinner. Pizza again.
- 7:00 PM - Bedtime: Netflix (again). This time, I decide that its time to face the broccoli. I wash it, steam it, and try to eat it. I fail, and it goes back in the fridge.
Day 3 (or, The Day I Embrace the Absurd)
- 8:00 AM: Coffee.
- 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: I decide to embrace the absurdity of my situation. I decide to attempt cooking again. I burn the toast.
- 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Pittsburgh. Again. This time visiting a park.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch. Pizza, again.
- 1:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Back to the Hotel. Nap.
- 4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: TV and pizza.
- 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Dinner. Pizza.
- 7:00 PM - Bedtime: Netflix. Broccoli, you will be consumed.
Day 4 (or, The Broccoli's Lament)
- 8:00 AM: The Coffee Ritual. I'm starting to feel like a local. The coffee, however, has started tasting like sadness.
- 9:00 AM: Packing up. Goodbye, you coffee pot.
- 10:00 AM: Checking out.
Quirky Observations & Emotional Reactions:
- The Bed: Surprisingly comfortable. I actually slept well, which is a major win.
- The Neighbors: I heard people. I may have heard people. I hope people didn't hear me.
- The Lobby: Generic, but functional. I appreciated the fact that the vending machine had a decent selection of salty snacks. Crucial.
- The Broccoli: Still sitting in the fridge. It knows. It judges. I can feel its leafy gaze.
- My feelings: I'm tired, I'm content, and I'm already planning my next pizza run. I've come to appreciate the simplicity of Extended Stay hotels like this one. The fact that there’s no pool or gym, no fancy lobby or valet service—that's part of the charm. I have come to love the monotony of going to a hotel with a kitchen, and cooking nothing.
In Conclusion:
This Extended Stay experience? It wasn't glamorous. It wasn't perfect. But it was mine. It was a messy, pizza-fueled, broccoli-avoiding adventure in the heart of… well, Cranberry Township. And you know what? I wouldn't trade it for the world. I'm going to miss my coffee pot. And the broccoli. Maybe. Maybe.
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Okay, Escape to Pittsburgh: Luxurious Cranberry Twp. Suites... Really? Is it *that* good? My expectations are kinda trash, TBH.
Alright, alright, let's be real. "Luxurious" gets tossed around like a hot potato these days. I walked in with the same skepticism you've got rattling around in your head. Cranberry Township? My expectations were hovering somewhere around "decent hotel chain, maybe a slightly better continental breakfast." And then… *bam*. First impression? The lobby didn't smell faintly of chlorine and disappointment like I'm used to. It actually smelled… nice. Like, like subtle citrus and some kind of fancy wood polish that made me momentarily consider dusting my own sad apartment.
The suite itself? Okay, here's the truth. I booked a "deluxe whatever" because I'm a chintzy traveler (don't judge!). I expected a slightly bigger room with maybe a slightly upgraded coffee maker. Nope. Giant. Freaking. Suite. Walk-in closet bigger than my current bedroom (I kid, kinda). Huge couch I immediately sprawled on and promptly lost all ambition. The bathroom? Marble. Real marble. I’m pretty sure I spent a solid hour just running the water in the giant soaking tub, pretending I was royalty or something. So, yeah. Better than "good." Way better.
Let's get specific. What’s the deal with the "fully equipped kitchen?" Because "fully equipped" means different things to different people, right?
Okay, THIS is where things get interesting. Because, yes, "fully equipped" can mean a microwave and a sad little fridge that's probably seen better days. Here? Not even close. I'm talking full-sized fridge, stove, oven, microwave, dishwasher (yes!), and even – get this – actual cookware and utensils. Not just the dinky little forks and spoons you get at most hotels. I'm talking legit cooking stuff.
Here's the thing. I'm a terrible cook. A truly *terrible* cook. I once nearly set a microwave on fire trying to make popcorn. But even *I* was tempted. I envisioned myself, like, crafting a gourmet breakfast. (Okay, maybe just scrambled eggs and toast.) The point is, you *could* legitimately cook a meal in that kitchen. You *could* actually embrace your inner chef (or at least, your inner *barely functional* chef). Honestly, I’d give it a solid A for kitchen-ness. Minus the lack of actual food I brought. Doh!
Okay, but the location... Cranberry Township isn't exactly the heart of nightlife, is it? Am I gonna be bored outta my skull?
Alright, I get it. Cranberry Township. Sounds about as exciting as... well, a well-manicured lawn. And, yeah, it's not exactly the Strip District. But! It's not a total desert of fun, either. Lots of restaurants, shopping (if you're into that sort of thing, which I’m generally not), and honestly, the location is perfect if you have a car and plan to venture out into the Pittsburgh area. It's a quick drive to everything.
Here's my real-life experience: I wanted a quick getaway, something to chill out and escape the soul-crushing monotony of my existence. The quietness of the place helped a bit, but I ended up driving into downtown Pittsburgh for a concert and a late-night slice of pizza. Then I went home and collapsed on that ridiculous couch. So, yeah, the location, if you're me, will let you do what you want (the suite itself *was* the real draw, let's be honest.)
About those suites, specifically: What's the Wi-Fi situation like? Because I need to be connected. I NEED IT!
Okay, the internet. This is crucial, right? Because we all need to post those "look at me, living the good life!" Instagram stories. And, you know, work. Sadly, I had to do a little bit of that dreaded "work" (ugh!). The Wi-Fi? Solid. Fast enough to stream movies, video chat, and, crucially, upload those aforementioned Instagram stories without any technical snags. No buffering. No rage-inducing disconnects. So, yeah, the Wi-Fi gets a thumbs up from this perpetually online soul.
Gym, pool, amenities? Because I occasionally pretend to be healthy.
Alright, the extras. This is where things get a bit… less spectacular, to be honest. Yes, there's a gym. I peeked in. Looked clean, had the usual stuff, treadmills, weights, the whole shebang. Did I use it? Nope. The aforementioned couch and the giant soaking tub were simply much more appealing. I'm on vacation, people! There is a pool. I think it was indoors (I could be wrong...). Didn't go near it. But it looked… pool-like. The point is, they're there if you're into that sort of thing. I prefer the luxurious laziness that comes with a suite like this.
What's the "worst" part? Gotta be *something* they're hiding. The catch?
Okay, truth time. Nothing's perfect. And, yeah, there were a couple of tiny, nit-picky annoyances. Finding the light switches in the ridiculously massive suite took a minute. Maybe a whole minute. The coffee they provided was, let's just say, not the highlight. And the vending machine selection was... well, it was *there*. Nothing to write home about.
But honestly? Those are minor quibbles. The real "worst" thing? Having to leave. Ugh. Seriously. Packing up was a pain. I didn't *want* to go back to my tiny apartment and my depressing existence. But, hey, the memory (and the very real desire to return) is still there. So, if you pin me down? Price aside, I found little to fault. Maybe a more interesting coffee selection, but that's just another (excuse to go back)!
The price...How's the bang-for-buck ratio? Because, realistically, I'm on a budget… But that giant tub is calling my name…
The million-dollar question! The price. Here’s the deal: It wasn’t *cheap*. Let’s just put it that way. BUT, and it’s a big but: Considering what you get, all things consider, it’s a pretty good deal. You're paying a bit more than a basic hotel room, sure. However you get a *suite*. A freaking luxury suite. The kitchen alone justifies a little extra, if you're planning on staying more than one night. The space, the quality, theCity Stay Finder
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