Escape to Paradise: Riverview Hotel's Unbeatable New Smyrna Beach Getaway
Escape to Paradise: Riverview Hotel – My Rollercoaster of a Stay (in New Smyrna Beach!)
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because I’m about to unleash my honest thoughts on the Riverview Hotel in New Smyrna Beach. They bill it as an "Unbeatable Getaway," and well… let's just say my experience was a gloriously messy, sun-kissed, and sometimes slightly stressful adventure.
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First Impressions & Accessibility: The Good, the Confusing, and… the Stairs?
Okay, the view. From the moment I pulled up, I was hit with that classic New Smyrna Beach vibe. The ocean breeze, the salty air… it's intoxicating. The hotel itself is pretty, a classic Florida aesthetic, and the lobby is bright and airy. This is also where the cracks begin to show, but more on that later.
Accessibility: Okay, this is important. I booked with accessibility in mind because my friend needed a wheelchair-accessible room. The website claimed the hotel was good, and honestly, they do have facilities for disabled guests (an elevator is a huge plus), but the execution… Let’s just say it wasn't seamless. Getting to the room was a bit of a maze, with a few confusing turns, and while the room itself was great, the hallways felt a little cramped. More space is needed. Grade: B- I am being generous because I felt like some of the staff really cared.
The Room: A Haven… After Some Minor Chaos!
My room itself was a lovely haven. Wi-Fi? Free and blazing fast! Score! (Important for a blogger like yours truly.) I had a comfy bed, a small seating area, and a pretty solid bathroom with all the essentials. Additional toilet and separate shower/bathtub? Nice touch! Big plus for a messy traveler. Daily housekeeping? Yes, please! The room was sparkling every day, which I really appreciated.
Here's a little bit of my reality: I loved the separate shower. I hate sticking to shower curtains so this was a gamechanger for me. I even had a coffee/tea maker, robes, and slippers! I felt spoiled. The closet was HUGE and the bathroom lighting was actually good, a surprise!
The only real gripe for me: I hate rooms that don't have proper outlets near the bed! I need easy access to charging, especially with my phone, laptop, and noise machine and I hate reaching or pulling my phone across the room. It felt like they were an after thought.
Restaurant Ramblings and Dining Dithering
Okay, let's talk about food. And boy, did I eat! The hotel offers a ton of options, and honestly, it can be a bit overwhelming.
- Restaurants: There were restaurants, plural! A main restaurant (with an Asian slant sometimes), a poolside bar, and a coffee shop.
- Buffet Blues and Breakfast Bliss: Breakfast was a daily adventure. There was a breakfast buffet (with both Western and Asian options - a lot of noodles and rice!) and I'd also booked the breakfast in-room option. The buffet was… well, it was a buffet. I mean, it was fine, the coffee was decent, but nothing to write home about. The in-room breakfast, however, was a treat. I'm a sucker for room service and having a delicious (and hot!) meal delivered to my door was a definite highlight. Grade: B-
- The Poolside Bar: My Happy Place: This place was amazing. I probably spent half my time here. The cocktails were strong, the snacks were tasty, and the view… oh, the view! Absolute paradise. I might have spent a little too much time there.
- Dinner Dilemmas: One night, I tried the main restaurant. They offer an A la Carte menu and a ton of international cuisine. I also wanted to try the Asian dishes. The service was a little slow, but the food was great. The waiter was very nice and checked in on me. I'd say the service was a little uneven.
- Vegetarian Options: I ate with a vegetarian friend and we found a number of options on the menu and there was always something for both of us to enjoy.
- Dietary Requirements: I didn't see any clear options for specific catering to dietary issues. I'd be wary of coming here with very strict guidelines.
Relaxation & Rejuvenation: Spa Day Dreams (and a Slight Reality Check)
Okay, the spa! This was one of the main reasons I was psyched. The hotel boasts a spa, a sauna, a steamroom, a gym, and a pool with a view. Sold!
- The Spa Experience: I booked a massage. It was… good. Not the best massage of my life, but certainly not the worst. The massage therapist was very professional, but I did feel like she was a little robotic. Maybe I had asked for the wrong type of massage!
- Poolside Perfection: Oh, that pool! The infinity pool overlooking the ocean was divine. I spent hours just lounging by the pool, soaking up the sun, and sipping cocktails. Pure bliss.
- The Sauna & Steamroom: I tried the sauna, which was perfect for shaking off some muscle tension. The steamroom was… well, it felt a bit stuffy but certainly relaxing.
- Fitness Foolishness: I tried the gym, which was okay, but a little small. I just did some treadmill work.
- The 'Spa/Sauna' Catch: Apparently, some spa facilities weren't always open, depending on certain events and things. I didn't get a straight answer here.
Cleanliness & Safety: Smarter Than Some!
I'm a bit of a germaphobe, so cleanliness is a huge deal for me. The Riverview Hotel did a pretty good job in this department.
- COVID-19 Measures: I noticed they had hand sanitizer stations everywhere, and the staff were wearing masks. I liked they had some training.
- Room Sanitization: I also appreciated the fact that rooms were sanitized between stays and there was room sanitization opt-out available.
- Common Areas: The common areas were also pretty clean. However, I only saw the staff deep clean in the morning and after the crowds.
- Individualized Options: They also had individually wrapped food options. I appreciate the extra effort.
Services & Conveniences: The Good, the Bad, and the "Huh?"
This is where things get a little… mixed. They try, bless their hearts, but there's room for improvement.
- Helpful Additions: I liked having access to a convenience store and a gift shop. There was also a laundry service - very needed after a beach trip.
- The Quirks: The front desk had some folks who were not super knowledgeable. I asked a simple question and I was given a non-answer. I also think they could really benefit from extra personnel, because several of my questions were left unanswered.
- The Elevator: A big plus, especially for my friend's accessibility.
- No Pets Allowed: Not a problem for me, but worth noting for those traveling with furry companions.
- The Overall Feel: This one can be an issue for people. Some of the services make it seem like the hotel is "pretentious" or "try hard." There is no middle ground.
For the Kids, the Couples, and the Rest of Us
- Kids Facilities: They have a babysitting service, which is great. They also are a very family friendly hotel.
- Proposal Spot: The terrace is the PERFECT proposal spot. My friend even had a lovely time!
- Couple's Room: They have couple's rooms which are lovely.
Things to Do: Beyond the Beach
- Beach Access: You're on the beach! What more could you ask for?
- Car Park: Free parking! Thank the heavens!
- Meeting and Events: The hotel provides a range of options for events. This would be good for weddings.
Getting Around: Easy Peasy
- Airport Transfer: They offer airport transfer, which is handy.
- Taxi Service: Taxis are readily available.
- Car Park: Free car park, a major plus.
The Verdict: A Flawed Paradise, But Paradise Nonetheless
The Riverview Hotel in New Smyrna Beach is not perfect. It has its quirks and imperfections. The check-in isn'
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(Day 1: Arrival, Overwhelmed by Charm, and the Great Beach Chair Debacle)
1:00 PM: Arrival - Hallelujah! & Delayed Happiness
Okay, so first impressions? The Riverview is stunning. Like, "Instagram-worthy" stunning. That porch? Forget about it. I'm already envisioning myself swathed in a linen dress, book in hand, sipping something fruity (preferably with a tiny umbrella). Except…traffic was AWFUL. I'm talking "Are we there yet?" level of awful. So, the relaxed vibe I was hoping for? Not yet. More like a simmering pot of "hangry" with a side of mild road rage. Let's try to forget about it and embrace the calm.
2:00 PM: Check-in & Room Swoon (Almost)
The front desk staff were ridiculously nice. I'm pretty sure they all secretly radiate sunshine. Got the key, floated up to my room… and the view… YES. Ocean stretching as far as the eye can see. The colors! The perfect pastel buildings. I mean, come on… The room itself is fine, perfectly comfortable.
3:00 PM: Beach Bliss & Beach Chair Shenanigans
Okay, beach time. This is what I came for! I strutted onto the sand, feeling like a goddess… then I realized, I have absolutely no idea how to operate these beach chairs. Seriously. Hours have gone by, and I can’t find the ideal positioning, one minute I’m perfectly positioned for the sun and the next I am about to slide right off the chair. I mean, is there a secret beach chair society that I somehow wasn't invited to? Anecdote: I swear, I saw a tiny old lady on the beach with like three chairs and she was perfectly set up! I asked for help and she snorted! It was both terrifying and kind of inspiring, lol.
6:00 PM: Sunset Cocktails & The Impending Tide (and my lost flip-flop)
The hotel bar is excellent. Seriously, the bartender made me a cocktail that tasted like vacation. Also, I lost a flip-flop in the sand while watching the sunset. Of Course. The tide is coming in, so I am taking my chances to get it back, Wish me luck.
8:00 PM: Dinner at the hotel's restaurant
I would have loved to give a glowing review, but the food quality was fine and the ambiance was wonderful. But I didn't order the right thing. I think they were really understaffed at the moment, as well.
(Day 2: Surfing (attempted), the Great Book Heist, and a Midnight Swim)
9:00 AM: Breakfast & the Morning Haze
Breakfast at the hotel was a decent continental. I am not much of a morning person, so this will do.
10:00 AM: Beginner Surf Lesson (or, the Day I Became One with the Atlantic)
Okay, full disclosure: I'm terrible at surfing. Like, spectacularly, hilariously bad. But I tried! And hey, I stood up for like… two seconds? Victory! Mostly though, I spent the majority of the time tasting saltwater and being thoroughly humbled by the ocean.
12:00 PM: Lunch & the Book Heist
After my triumphant surfing "career," I headed back to the hotel and straight to the pool, where I was planning to read the entire book I was carrying. Except I accidentally left it on the sun-lounger and someone stole it! Rant: I am so mad. Who steals a book?!?! Seriously, low blow.
2:00 PM: Poolside Meltdown & Second Book
I may have had a mini-meltdown about the missing book (okay, maybe a large one). But hey, the pool is beautiful! The sun is blazing. I went to the hotel shop and bought a new book.
7:00 PM: Dinner & Sunset Stroll
I wandered the side streets to find the best restaurant and the best view. Delicious! Amazing! The best evening.
11:00 PM: The Midnight Swim! (with a Side of Impulsivity)
Okay, so this was a terrible idea. An amazing terrible idea. I threw on my swimsuit, snuck down to the beach, and plunged into the ocean under the moonlight. It was freezing! But also… magical. The best moment.
(Day 3: Day Trip Debacle - The "Perfect" Day (Almost), and Departure)
9:00 AM: Sleeping In
Finally! After a couple of days of exhausting days, I took a nap.
11:00 AM: Visit the shops
I spent the morning exploring the small shops in the town. There was so much to appreciate.
3:00 PM: The End
It's time to leave. So sad. But I know I will be coming back soon. Final Thoughts:The Riverview Hotel is a gem, despite the beach chair chaos and the book-thieving fiends. New Smyrna Beach? Pure magic. Will I be back? Absolutely. Will I master surfing? Probably not. But I'll keep trying. And maybe invest in a beach chair tutorial.
This itinerary is merely a suggestion and a personal record of events. Your experience may vary. Please feel free to add your own mishaps and triumphs!
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