Aberdeen Getaway: Unbeatable Travelodge Deals!
Aberdeen Getaway: Unbeatable Travelodge Deals?! (A Review That's Probably Got Its Wires Crossed, But Hey…)
Alright, alright, buckle up, buttercups! I just got back from a whirlwind sojourn to Aberdeen, all thanks to some "unbeatable" Travelodge deals. And let me tell you, it was… an experience. Let's dive in, shall we? (And apologies in advance, my brain apparently works on the same chaotic schedule as a toddler hopped up on sugar).
Accessibility - Where's the Ramp, Mate? (And My Sanity?)
First things first, accessibility. I’d love to give you a glowing report, but honestly, I didn't spend a ton of time actively looking for ramps and such. I wasn't specifically needing them, but I did…wonder. The website made vague promises, but I didn't specifically witness any parades of wheelchairs. So, a hesitant shrug emoji for now. More research needed!
On-site accessible restaurants / lounges: See above re: the mystery ramps. Didn’t spot any specific signs screaming “accessible restaurant” but the bar was a pretty open layout.
Wheelchair Accessible – Hopeful Maybe? Again, relying on the Travelodge website's vague pronouncements. Let's just say I'd recommend calling ahead and confirming if this is a dealbreaker.
Internet: Wi-Fi – You're My Only Hope! (Maybe…)
Okay, here's where things get…interesting. The big sell? FREE Wi-Fi IN ALL ROOMS! You know, the modern-day equivalent of breathing. And, for the most part, it worked. I mean, I managed to stream some questionable videos, order some late-night pizza (more on that later…), and even vaguely keep in touch with the outside world. But, and this is a HUGE but, the connection wasn't exactly lightning fast. There were moments of buffering that made me question my life choices. There was even a minor existential crisis when the Wi-Fi cut out mid-email: Is this all there is?
Internet [LAN], Internet services: I didn't even bother to look for a LAN cable. Who are we, cavemen? The Wi-Fi, however… it was… there. That's about the best I can say.
Wi-Fi in public areas: They apparently had it there, too, but I spent most of my time glued to my tiny box of a room. I'm antisocial like that.
Things to do, ways to relax: (Or, "My Attempts to Find Zen")
Right, so, the Travelodge itself… wasn't exactly a spa resort. We're not talking marble floors and infinity pools here, folks. There wasn't a body scrub to be seen. No body wraps. No pool with a view (or any pool, for that matter).
Fitness center: Hah! I could've used one after all the…eating. (More on that later). But, alas, no.
Gym/fitness: Same sad story. My fitness routine consisted of walking to the vending machine and back.
Massage, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]: Nope, nada, zilch. My main relax-ation technique involved burying myself under the covers and pretending I wasn't responsible for my life. Works wonders.
Cleanliness and safety: (Or, "Did I Die of a Germ or Just Existential Dread?")
Alright, important stuff! Post-pandemic, we're all a little germ-phobic, right? And Travelodge deserves some props here. They seemed to be taking things seriously.
Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment: They're ticking all the boxes here! Smelling the cleaning products constantly wasn't necessarily a pleasure but it certainly felt sterile!
Cashless payment service, Hand sanitizer: Plenty of that. Never felt like a death trap from a hygiene standpoint.
Breakfast in room: I didn't order room service, so can't comment here.
Breakfast takeaway service: Ditto. Though I did eye the sad-looking pastries through the glass in the morning.
Doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit: Thankfully, I didn't need either, but it's nice they have them.
Hot water linen and laundry washing: I hope so.
Shared stationery removed: Phew! Saved me from having to touch a communal pen.
Dining, drinking, and snacking: (Enter the Food Coma)
Alright, buckle up. This is where my Aberdeen adventure hit peak “holiday.” Let's just say my waistline and I are currently negotiating a truce.
A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Breakfast [buffet], Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant: The restaurant was…well, let's just say "functional" would be the kindest description. They had a buffet, but it wasn't exactly a culinary masterpiece. Think slightly sad sausages and lukewarm beans.
Bar: The bar wasn't exactly bustling, but it served its purpose. A pint of something dark and fizzy was my reward for surviving the day.
Bottle of water: They provided bottled water. Always a win.
Happy hour: I didn’t witness any actual "happy hour."
Room service [24-hour]: Ah, yes. My knight in shining foil. Now, here's the story I told you about earlier. One night, exhausted and fueled by lukewarm coffee, I needed comfort food. Like, needed it. I ordered a pizza. And, my friends, this was not the gourmet pizza experience. It was your standard, delivered-to-your-door, slightly-greasy, but oh-so-satisfying pizza. I ate the whole damn thing. Every single slice. Zero regrets.
Services and conveniences: (The Basics, Basically)
Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center: They certainly have all this stuff to some degree, depending on the individual hotel. The main thing they had (again) was what I needed (elevator, easy check-in).
For the kids: (I Have None, Thankfully)
Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal: No actual experience with kids, but seemed kid-friendly enough.
Access, Architecture and surroundings, CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Check-in/out [express], Check-in/out [private], Couple's room, Exterior corridor, Fire extinguisher, Front desk [24-hour], Hotel chain, Non-smoking rooms, Pets allowed unavailable: All pretty standard. Safe, accessible (mostly).
Pets allowed unavailable: Didn’t see any furry friends.
Proposal spot, Room decorations, Safety/security feature, Security [24-hour], Smoke alarms, Soundproof rooms: The rooms were soundproof, which was a blessing.
Getting around: (Mostly on Foot, With Pizza-Fueled Energy)
Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking: They had parking, which was a bonus. I mostly walked.
Available in all rooms: (Just the Necessities, People)
**Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa
Escape to Paradise: Alpine Inn & Spa's South Lake Tahoe Luxury
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's perfectly-planned itinerary. This is a Travelodge adventure, Aberdeen, WA style. Brace yourselves, because it's going to be… well, it's going to be something.
Day 1: Arrival & Existential Dread in the Emerald City's Neighbor
- 1:00 PM: Arrive at the Aberdeen Travelodge. Okay, first impressions? The lobby smells faintly of… something. Let's just call it "cleanish." My GPS almost sent me careening into a ditch, this always happens. Oh, the joys.
- 1:15 PM: Check-in. The front desk clerk is either incredibly friendly or desperately trying to avoid a work-related existential crisis. I'm leaning towards the latter. There's a framed photo of what I assume is the Aberdeen High School football team. Very… local.
- 1:30 PM: Room reveal! The key card worked! Hooray. Let's assess the damage, shall we? Okay, it's… functional. There's a bed, a TV that probably gets three channels, and a vague feeling of "where dreams go to die, slowly." The carpet might have seen some things. I'm choosing to ignore it.
- 2:00 PM: Wandering and coffee chasing. The Travelodge is in the middle of… well, of something. A quick Google search reveals a decent coffee shop, "The Pourhouse." I have to get out of this room. Also, caffeine is the fuel of life.
- 3:00 PM: The Pourhouse experience. This place is actually kind of cool. The barista is a human-being-sunshine, the coffee is solid, and I'm now contemplating quitting my job and becoming a barista in a small town. For like, five minutes. Then the crippling fear of financial instability sets in.
- 4:00 PM: Grays Harbor Historical Seaport? Okay, you know what? Maybe just… maybe just a walk along the waterfront. I'm still trying to get my bearings. See some boats, think about the ocean, don't get eaten by a sea monster. Check, check, and check.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner hunt. The internet suggests a few options. I decide on a place called "Billy's Bar and Grill." I hope Billy has good taste in… well, everything.
- 7:00 PM: Billy's Bar and Grill. Okay, Billy's is… a journey. Dark wood, flickering TVs, and a menu that lists everything from pizza to, I kid you not, escargot. I order a burger (safe choice) and a local beer. The burger is… fine. The beer is better. I eavesdrop on the locals talking about the ever-present rain and the Seahawks. Fitting right in!
- 8:00 PM: Back to the Travelodge. I swear the shadows are starting to move down the hallway, ah well. Time to watch some terrible TV and hope the bed doesn't spontaneously combust.
Day 2: Kurt Cobain, the Ocean, and the Elusive Embrace of Sunshine
- 9:00 AM: Wake up. Miraculously alive! And the bed did not explode. Win! Coffee time. The in-room coffee maker is questionable. Like, really questionable. I'm not taking the plunge.
- 10:00 AM: Kurt Cobain Memorial Park. I wasn't hugely a Nirvana fan, but it hits different standing here especially in the rain. The park is surprisingly lovely. It's small but it has a really great little vibe to it. I may or may not have sung a line of a grunge song at the top of my lungs. Don't judge me.
- 11:00 AM: Ocean Shores. Okay, the promised land. The ocean. The raw, untamed beauty. The potential for a seagull attack. The drive is beautiful, even with the rain. The coastline is stunning.
- 12:00 PM: Ocean Shores beach break: This is it. The wind is whipping, the waves are crashing, and I feel properly insignificant. I walk along the shore, collect some shells, and feel the salt spray on my face. This is what I came for. This is worth it.
- 1:30 PM: Lunch at a beachside diner. Seafood, of course. Clam chowder. I'm pretty sure it's what the locals eat whenever it rains. Which is, like, always. I'm not complaining.
- 2:30 PM: More beach time! Just… more. I sit and watch the waves. Thinking, not thinking. Just being.
- 4:00 PM: Heading back to the Travelodge. The emotional whiplash from the ocean to the hotel is real. I feel cleansed but also slightly grubby. The world is confusing.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner. A pizza place, "Pietro's Pizza," that's supposed to be highly regarded according to the internet hive mind. I am also a child and I needed something familiar.
- 7:00 PM: Pietro's Pizza. Okay, Pietro's is… a scene. Bustling, loud, and the pizza is amazing. The toppings are abundant, the crust is perfect. I eat the whole thing. Regret? Zero.
- 8:00 PM: Another night in the Travelodge. More TV. More existential pondering. More… quiet.
Day 3: Epiphany
- 9:00 AM: Wake up and the sun! The sun actually came out! I feel… renewed. This is a miracle.
- 10:00 AM: A long drive. The sun is shining and I feel like I need an adventure.
- 11:00 AM: A great cafe.
- 12:00 PM: Driving aimlessly with the windows down, soaking in that glorious sunshine.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch at a small diner on the water and a final walk on the beach.
- 2:00 PM: Back to the Travelodge. It's time to go.
- 3:00 PM: Checkout. The front desk clerk seems genuinely sad to see me go. Either that, or they're just relieved they survived another day. I leave with a strange sense of peace, a full stomach, and a weird appreciation for the damp embrace of Aberdeen.
So, there you have it. My messy, imperfect, and utterly human adventure in Aberdeen. Would I recommend it? Eh… maybe. But if you're looking for some realness, some quiet, and a glimpse into the soul of a small town, it's worth it. Just bring a good book, a strong stomach, and a healthy dose of humor. And maybe some earplugs. You'll need them.
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Aberdeen Getaway: Unbeatable Travelodge Deals! (…Maybe?)
Okay, so…are these "Unbeatable Deals" *really* unbeatable? I'm skeptical, let's be honest.
Aberdeen? Why Aberdeen? Is there anything…to *do* there? I was picturing…fish factories and wind, mostly.
What’s the *actual* catch with these deals? Secret charges? Hidden dragons?
Is it *really* worth the hassle of travel? Any travel hacks?
Tell me about your worst/best Aberdeen Travelodge experience. Dish the dirt!
Okay, I'm sold (maybe). What should I *actually* do in Aberdeen? Give me some real suggestions!
Final Verdict: Would you recommend a Travelodge Aberdeen trip? Be honest!
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